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Public announcement

Will everyone please be on the lookout for a "stalker troll", who is believed to be operating in this vicinity. Thank you for your cooperation. :s...
1,506720Aug 2Aug 8Aug 9

Prolific bank robber brought to book

Prolific bank robber brought to book as inadvertent consequence of covid rules. Career criminal, Lee Champion, was taken int...
123121Aug 2Aug 2Aug 9

Facial Recognition

In recent times I find myself increasingly concerned about the use of facial recognition software in cctv systems. It alarms me that government or an...
173240Aug 1Aug 221 mins ago

Intelligent and funny.

If there's anything more attractive than intelligent women, it's funny women. [/youtub...
508532Jul 31Aug 26 hrs ago

Mental state on dating profiles

If you are a complete idiot, should you declare it in your profile? If so, then why haven't you?...
508470Jul 24Jul 2635 mins ago

Saturday morning fantasy

This morning, in the course of doing my weekly shopping in Tesco, I found myself patiently waiting for a short, stocky man in baggy, grey tracksuit bo...
441450Jul 4Jul 5Aug 9

Unfathomable Posts

I'll be honest, some of the posters on this site are totally incomprehensible to me; I don't understand a bloody word they write. Even so,...
879510Jun 20Jun 23Aug 9

Interesting

When I open up Youtube I am presented with a seemingly random selection of videos. Most look boring, but every now and then one of them catches my at...
317210Jun 17Jun 18Aug 9

Time

For quite a long time I have had an intuitive feeling that there is no such thing as time. Yet I can’t even say that without recruiting the concept o...
675640Jun 6Jun 10Aug 9

Why?

It’s probably my own fault that I don’t know the reason why. If I could be bothered to actually read the entirety of the blogs it might possibly give...
1,130911Jun 7Jun 8Aug 9

You Will Know Them by Their Fruits

Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather...
1,030840Jun 5Jun 6Aug 9

Why I lose my temper

I really should stay away from here, this place just makes me too angry. Stupidity and dishonesty are two of the worst things for making me angry, an...
3,3582002May 24Jun 615 hrs ago

The Brothers of Truth

Sorry, no blog. What I am thinking simply cannot be put into words....
434270May 31Jun 18 hrs ago

No need to be alarmed

If you are out in the countryside in springtime, and come across a pond with a jelly like substance floating in the water, please don't panic. Contra...
201170May 31May 31Aug 9

Our Glorious President

The same language that was spoken in praise of such visionary leaders as Hitler, Stalin, and Chairman Mao, seems to have been revived for the current...
38760Jan 21May 23Aug 9

Mr. Wilson Comes to Tea

From the author of The Frigid Midgets, more adventures from Mrs. Crompton’s garden. [/youtub...
1,2061110May 3May 7Aug 9

The only game in town

I've got into the habit of playing the card game solitaire on my computer lately, when I can't be bothered to do anything else. We always called that...
287280May 2May 313 hrs ago

Today

Today I am going to do the long overdue job of giving my bathroom (it's a bathroom without a bath) a good clean. I may be gone some time....
445470May 2May 2Aug 9

I wonder

I don't usually get involved with this sort of speculation. That's partly because I don't know enough about it, but mainly because I have always cons...
550411Apr 29Apr 30Aug 9

The Frigid Midgets

Part 1 Mrs. Crompton was cycling home to her little cottage in the village when she came upon two diminutive, downcast figures sitting on the grass...
1,3831270Apr 13Apr 292 hrs ago

What next?

I am writing this to the sound of the karaoke version of Bat Out Of Hell blasting through the estate that I live on. Just across the road is a man w...
482510Apr 25Apr 2514 hrs ago

What I've been up to

I've been spending a lot of my free time -of which I have quite a large amount at the moment- messing about with a 3D modelling computer programme....
378260Apr 24Apr 24Aug 9

Breaking News: Dems abuse elephant in Times Square

There was uproar in Times Square today as leading lights of the Democratic party sexually assaulted a fully grown African elephant with the trunk of a...
459300Apr 19Apr 19Aug 9

Time for a cultural interlude

I wandered lonely on a bleak high hill, but not as lonely as a Lakeland cloud. Nor did I see a single daffodil, despite my reading Wordsworth out a...
400280Apr 17Apr 18Aug 9

Captain Apocalypse is back

I see the ocean going crackpot has lost his marbles altogether. Or is he just hoping that he can persuade us to lose ours....
424360Apr 15Apr 18Aug 9

Who will save us?

We are living in very troubling times. We all know this because of the enlightening videos that numerous public spirited bloggers are constantly post...
893900Apr 16Apr 16Aug 9

I have a dream

I had the dream again last night; the same dream I have had for countless nights; the dream that haunts my waking hours. I am on a packed rush hour...
781950Apr 14Apr 14Aug 9

Ping

I can remember, back in the 1970s, a very novel machine suddenly appeared in motorway services. It had a screen, and two knobs by which two short whi...
351371Apr 12Apr 13Aug 9

Once you get something into your head

I was once swimming in the sea on holiday; not very far out and my feet could still touch the floor. I noticed something moving from the corner of my...
531440Apr 10Apr 1021 hrs ago

Progress

I can remember the days when people who had telephones were a very exclusive set. Most ordinary folk wouldn’t have known how to go about having a tel...
376420Apr 9Apr 10Aug 9

Tits

TITS I refer anyone puzzled by this blog to my other blog....
224170Apr 9Apr 914 hrs ago

A Perfect Storm

Two unrelated circumstances came together recently to form what is currently the practice to call a perfect storm. It is hard to predict what a storm...
827790Apr 7Apr 822 hrs ago

Fridge Magnets

An awareness of my need to find a means of displaying useful information in such a way as to keep it beyond the bounds of forgetfulness came upon me a...
502490Apr 6Apr 7Aug 9

My unwelcome guest

I love browsing in second hand book shops. I bought a book about magic and was leafing through it one night when I inadvertently evoked a demon from...
804620Feb 25Mar 12 hrs ago

Churches

Throughout my life, my association with the Church has been very casual. I daresay I must have been christened in one, but I don’t remember anything...
889610Feb 22Feb 25Aug 9

Flash Fiction #3. The Gnomes

A return to an old theme. Claude Moonpenny had a collection of rare, erotic gnomes. He had a few conventional gnomes in his front garden, but the...
255150Feb 5Feb 6Aug 9

How to grow old

Today we are going to be looking at growing old, and how to avoid doing it with dignity. People often ask me how I get away with behaving so immatu...
944670Jan 8Feb 4Aug 9

Flash Fiction #2. The Appointment

Ainsley Goosebutt had to rush home from work on the Friday if he wasn’t going to be late for his doctor’s appointment. He had a quick shower, made hi...
339180Jan 31Feb 212 hrs ago

The sparing of the rod

A short story by me. “Spare the rod, sir,” begged Featherstone, hopefully. “I take no pleasure in this, Featherstone,” said the Headma...
497290Jan 10Jan 31Aug 9

Washday Blues

In this week’s laundry there were two shirts; a blue one and a red checked one. The blue shirt always had blue buttons and the red shirt had white bu...
663410Dec 14Jan 20Aug 9

The last villager

At the beginning of 1943 the Derbyshire village of Derwent stood abandoned by all but one remaining inhabitant. By the autumn of that year the villag...
23070Jan 18Jan 18Aug 9

Colditz

I delivered a radiator to an address in Calver, Derbyshire, the other day. The address turned out to be a massive 19th century mill that had been tur...
424170Jan 15Jan 1811 hrs ago

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