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Surgery Results Several months ago my uncle was in a horrible auto accident. Luckily he survived. However, his left arm was crushed and had to...	822	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 23
Breaking the blog rules ! That's right. And there's not a lot you can do about it. So, I can't target a user. huh. Wrong ! I'm targeting you right now !...	1,159	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	11 hrs ago
Why you shouldn't eat a lot of marijuana Because.... You will end up with a..... . . . . pot belly. And unfortunately, not this one; . .	1,037	6	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 29
Very Punny Definitions ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgag...	1,101	4	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 28
An original poem by JimNastics Here's an original poem I wrote a while back, just for your enjoyment; Sex Boy Toy Kinky was truly her motto of this I am quite sure...	1,038	3	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 27
Wink Wink A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers...	841	5	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 28
It's been 13 years Hard to believe that time has flown by (forgive the pun) so quickly. I still remember the horror of becoming aware of the reality as it was happening...	857	5	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 28
Baby Airplanes . . A mother and her very young son were flying on an airline from New York to California. The little boy (who had been looking out his wi...	1,064	5	0	Sep 2014	May 2015	Apr 28

Thanks Home Depot You're right. I KNOW I can do it. And while I kind of appreciate the offer. I truly believe, that I can really do this myself....	692	1	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 29
OMG ! OMG ! OMG !! I almost can't believe it ! I mean, seriously what are the odds ?? OK, I even went so far to look it up right now. The odds are over 7 Billion to...	1,043	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	21 hrs ago
The Post Card :) A wealthy business executive often flew coast to coast on business. He started having a secret affair with a woman on the opposite coast. One night...	742	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 28
A night I may never forget, unfortunately. Shortly after graduating college (undergraduate), and before going to grad school, my first job out of school was being a formulations chemist. I wo...	1,726	1	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	8 hrs ago
"tell it like it is" . . . .	1,249	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	11 hrs ago
That BIG hard bulge in a man's pants... ....that some women LOVE to see . . . . . . . .	2,362	5	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 29
Dearly beloved . . She always was such a cut...	1,091	3	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 27
The Perfect Moments It's often been said, that "timing is everything". While I don't wholly agree, there is no doubt that timing can be truly critical. Together with ad...	878	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	4 hrs ago
Catholic School Made all the Difference A ten year old boy was failing math at the local public school. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally,...	835	7	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 28
Lord, give me a sign !! . . . . . .	1,262	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	14 hrs ago
Congratulations ! You've won !!! Yes, you read that right. Congratulations to you. You are a very lucky winner. Not everyone was so lucky as you. Tell them what they won Jim....	1,006	5	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 26
A slice of history ? Personally, I wouldn't pay 25 cents for it, but very soon YOU can bid on a slice of the actual wedding cake for Prince William & Kate Middleton....	1,133	3	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 29
Cute recent story about Buddy. Just in case you didn't see this story in yesterday's news, I figure that I would inform you. An 85 year old rancher in Texas felt sick and was tr...	1,562	8	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 30

I KNOW exactly what YOU want. Oh sure, you can play all coy and innocent. But, we BOTH know that it's just a truly silly game. You're not fooling anyone. Well, a...	983	3	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	21 hrs ago
I'd fight a bear for you ! You think I'm kidding. But, I really would fight a bear for you. You can bet your life on it. I mean, not a po...	1,125	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	5 hrs ago
I am VERY embarrased to admit this. I never ever in my life thought that I would blog the following words. Indeed, this is NOT something I am proud of at all. The i...	1,013	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 28
Some day at Christmas By Stevie Wonder (1967) "Someday At Christmas" "Someday at Christmas men won't be boys Playing with bombs like kids play with toys One war...	1,129	4	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 27
Not totally welcomed guests . . . That's ladybugs for ya. I just hope they don't.....	1,118	2	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 27
My top 105 Favorite movies of all time. Look, I know you're not the quickie type of person, or are you ? :surprised: I realize a top 10 list might leave you somewhat unsatisfied and unfu...	1,277	6	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	4 hrs ago
Allergy to girls ?? . . . . . :blush...	1,132	4	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 29
Joke of the day - twice as much An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure. The ex...	1,127	5	0	Apr 2015	Apr 2015	Apr 29
Big 10 inches for you ladies Yeah ladies. If you come to NJ tomorrow you're going to get it. What ? We're expecting a noreastern storm. 10 inches of snow e...	568	14	0	Dec 2020	Dec 2020	11 hrs ago
My new occupation Did you know that the majority of accidents happen right at home ? Most of those happen right in the bathroom. Safety is of great concern ! Indee...	3,261	6	0	May 2015	May 2015	Apr 26

Some frightening statistics on mental health THIS IS REALLY FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS. . . . . * 12% of the women in the world ar...	3,737	60	0	Sep 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 28
Don't worry. It's not you. A husband & wife went together to go see a medical doctor. The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble getting an erecti...	1,226	3	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 27
My baby picture I'm not sure what it is about women. But, just about every girlfriend I've ever had pestered my mother to show them my baby pictures. :thumb...	1,183	5	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 29
Congratulate me. I've found THE one. Yes ! it's really true ! The time we've spent together has been more than memorable. When we are together, there is a LOT of desire....	1,386	4	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 28
I don't care WHAT they say ! Wishing for more wishes IS legit. . . .	1,098	7	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 29
OK, hold it right there !! Don't make a move ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it...	1,388	7	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 29
Ladies, are you TRULY ready for a commited relatio Some of you ladies want a relationship and you want commitment. But, are you TRULY ready to live with a man ? To be ready you must obey th...	1,543	14	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 26
In Halloween related news In Salem MA (where else ?) a witch has sued a warlock. The two were previously business partners. But, since the witch left the warlock to...	1,555	9	0	Oct 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 29
Thought of the day. The speed which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong Honey ?" is inversely proportional to the severity and size of the storm that'...	1,112	3	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 24
Know anyone missing a casket Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ? Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ? Or you just changed your mind about dying The...	1,384	3	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	9 hrs ago
Hopping on Opportunity A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "Yo...	1,791	2	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 29

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