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Giuliani's Ukrainian Big Top Adventure

Satire from The Borowitz Report Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. KYIV (The Boro...
32501Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 20191 hrs ago

Breaking News ! Two articles of Impeachment today....against Trump, NOT Obama.... lol

Despite the naysayers, it's about to happen; The U.S. House of Representatives will receive two articles of impeachment agai...
43461Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 201912 hrs ago

Impeachment - The week ahead

From CNN; The House impeachment inquiry now enters a significant stretch that could lead to the impeachment of Trump by year's end....
34801Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 27

Guilty, as sin - Trump ordered to pay out $ 2 Million, finally admits misuse of charitable funds

From the NY Post; How low some go. Trump pays $2 million to charities in foundation case, admits misuse of funds By Pr...
48791Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 27

Only 2 days to Trump's Impeachment !

Wow ! And I was told over & over that "it will never happen". Only the 3rd US president to ever be impeached. But don't worry. You're still #4...
2,465891Dec 2019Dec 2019Oct 202029 mins ago

The Erosion of the Republican Party & Impeachment Lite

From The New Yorker; Trump’s Impeachment and “Impeachment Lite” By David Remnick 9:13 A.M. As the House approved two articles o...
949231Dec 2019Dec 2019Jan 2020Apr 28

Uh oh. Trump is in trouble again. This time from part of his (former) base.

Yesterday in Christianity Today; Trump Should Be Removed from Office Mark Galli December 19, 2019 ...the facts in this in...
624141Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 28

Once Upon an Impeachment

Sure to be a holiday classic....
38561Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 29

We're having a party ! - Impeachment Day

1,335511Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 20194 hrs ago

Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon...
53071Dec 2019Dec 2019Jan 2020Apr 28

Now here's a bipartisan one, that all should enjoy.

in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz...
29231Dec 2019Dec 2019Dec 201926 mins ago

6 Times !

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'...
37881May 2020May 2020May 202015 mins ago

Trump is "no longer welcomed in Michigan"

Michigan's attorney general, Dana Nessel, pre-warned Trump in writing to make sure to wear a mask when visiting any Michigan factory, specifying that...
1,102421May 2020May 2020May 202021 hrs ago

Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr

Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz...
1,066401May 2020May 2020May 2020Apr 19

Quote of the Night

"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Co...
31701May 2020May 2020May 2020Apr 21

The Cruel attack by Obama on Trump

From the New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump[/...
680121May 2020May 2020Oct 2020Apr 24

Another Illegal Effort by Trump

Today in USA Today; 'Talk with your lawyer, Bill Barr:' Kamala Harris warns Trump against attempt to 'suppress t...
2,5711431May 2020May 2020May 2020Apr 29

His Tweets went down down down into a burning ring of fire

Satire from The Borowitz Report Twitter’s Servers Burst Into Flames After Attempting to Fact-Check All of Trump’s...
517111May 2020May 2020May 2020Apr 26

John Bolton states that all that matters to Trump is re-election, even if it harms the USA

From The Huffington Post; John Bolton Says Reelection Is 'Only Thing That Mattered' To Trump [/size...
2,055811Jun 2020Jun 2020Jun 2020Apr 28

Apparently, Trump doesn't care, if he kills MORE people.

Today from CBS in Austin TX 82-year-old Houston-area man left without heart medicine for a week due to USPS delay...
575251Aug 2020Aug 2020Aug 2020Apr 27

Well, a Veterans group, Vote Vets, put out a new campaign ad for Trump

I have to admit, it's a good one. If you are like him, you may consider voting for him. Take a look to see which side you are on;[/co...
52281Jul 2020Jul 2020Jul 2020Apr 30

Republicans FINALLY admit, that Trump conspired with the Russians

Today from Salon; Four years later, Republican senators admit, "yes, Trump conspired with the Russians"[/s...
588191Aug 2020Aug 2020Sep 2020Apr 29

Jimmy Kimmell on the VP debate, Trump and more

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36041Oct 2020Oct 2020Oct 2020Apr 24

More than 200 US Military Leaders endorse Biden

Today from NBC News; More than 200 retired generals, admirals endorse Biden, including some who served under T...
31531Sep 2020Sep 2020Sep 2020Apr 25

Today the NFL admits that they were wrong and should have supported Kaepernick's protest

Will you conservatives finally admit, that you and the "so-called" president got it wrong also ? (insert sound of crickets). Today from...
1,450451Jun 2020Jun 2020Jun 2020Apr 29

Little Mary finds Trump quite contrary. Mary Trump and her new book.

Dirty Donnie tried to block this book from coming out too. But, the courts recently threw that out of court. Someone on cs asked, what Trump is a...
559121Jun 2020Jun 2020Jun 20208 hrs ago

Stimulus checks to dead people

More than 1 Million Trump stimulus checks were mailed out to dead people, totaling over $1.3 Billion. Meanwhile lots of live people haven't been gett...
36361Jun 2020Jun 2020Jun 2020Apr 26

Some not so fun facts

Will he be given the chance to break those records some more ? I sure hope the American voters have...
83931Jun 2020Jun 2020Jun 2020Apr 25

"Trump has completely mishandled the coronavirus response and should resign"

Yesterday in The Bangor Daily News; Trump has completely mishandled the coronavirus response and should resign By Robert Weissma...
1,656601Mar 2020Mar 2020Mar 20201 hrs ago

No, it's not just like the flu

Is the new coronavirus like flu? No. It kills 26 times more – Portugal March 6, 2020 The Director-General of Health, Graça Fre...
1,8631031Mar 2020Mar 2020Mar 20209 hrs ago

Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)

What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 9...
658221Mar 2020Mar 2020May 202012 hrs ago

I guess we all knew he was very petty. But, even for him, this is extreme....or is it ?

Today from The Daily Beast; Trump Says He Told Pence to Ignore Governors in Hard-Hit Areas If They Are ‘Not Appreciative’ Hunt...
736211Mar 2020Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 29

Ready to get mooned ?

No, it's not that kind of blog. Or is it ? Anyway, a week from today, April 7th you will get mooned. And I mean SUPER mooned....
717251Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 2020Apr 19

Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !

Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borow...
37731Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 26

Small Trial indicates that hydroxyquinone is ineffective against Covid-19

From US edition of The Conversation (French science publication) ; A small trial finds that hydroxychloroquine is not effective for t...
559111Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 29

'Trump is killing his own supporters' – even White House insiders know it

On Sunday, initially at least, there was no White House briefing on the president’s public schedule. But the bad news kept coming. Coronavi...
771201Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 26

Good news & bad news

For those of you, who might think the title is the beginning of a joke, I will warn you, that there is nothing funny about this blog. But then, thi...
538131Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 25

Aha ! So, THAT'S how they did it.

Very creative. I had wondered how they finally penetrated the extra thick skull. This might explain it. Today in The New Yorker;...
41911Mar 2020Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 29

In the middle of a pandemic Trump threatens to de-fund the World Health Organization

While the World Health Organization (WHO) has applauded the USA's response to the pandemic, it has been critical of Trump's odd behavior in delaying a...
1,576621Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 30

Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissis...
33021Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 28

OK. Here's a 'feel good' Covid-19 story for you

New Jersey's own 106 year old Jeanette Arlotta is officially the oldest person to recover from Covid-19. She was living on her own, up until 6 mont...
490101Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 2020Apr 26

The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowit...
1,212431Apr 2020Apr 2020May 202010 hrs ago

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