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Mar 7, 2009 11:02 PM CST This I What I Believe...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
This is what I believe.

I believe even puppies have teeth.

I believe there is no gravity, the Earth, in truth, sucks.

I believe Monday Night Football is the work of Satan.

I believe Barbara Walter is Satan, and she had a love child, and his name is Ben Affleck.

I believe Saturn is a planet in the Outer Solar System. However, Uranus is where the majority of people get their opinions.

I believe cockroaches will inherit the Earth, not the meek.

I believe Boy bands should be executed live on television via firing squad as a new reality show.

I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears.

I believe UFO's aren't from Outer Space, I think it's Elvis and James Dean screwing with peoples heads.

I believe in the Magic Bullet Theory, but then, I believe in Unicorns and Pink Elephants too, so...

I believe Father Rain and Mother Earth got together and made Brother River, and its all been downhill ever since.
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Mar 7, 2009 11:10 PM CST This I What I Believe...
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
"I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears."



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Mar 8, 2009 12:31 AM CST This I What I Believe...
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I'll join your church anyday....I believe.
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Mar 8, 2009 12:55 AM CST This I What I Believe...
gininitaly
gininitalygininitalyPadova, Veneto Italy23 Threads 2,454 Posts
Been a long night ay?
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Mar 8, 2009 12:57 AM CST This I What I Believe...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
waiting4u: "I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears."


I liked that one too! grin
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Mar 8, 2009 4:35 AM CST This I What I Believe...
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
Galactic_bodhi: This is what I believe.

I believe even puppies have teeth.

I believe there is no gravity, the Earth, in truth, sucks.

I believe Monday Night Football is the work of Satan.

I believe Barbara Walter is Satan, and she had a love child, and his name is Ben Affleck.

I believe Saturn is a planet in the Outer Solar System. However, Uranus is where the majority of people get their opinions.

I believe cockroaches will inherit the Earth, not the meek.

I believe Boy bands should be executed live on television via firing squad as a new reality show.

I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears.

I believe UFO's aren't from Outer Space, I think it's Elvis and James Dean screwing with peoples heads.

I believe in the Magic Bullet Theory, but then, I believe in Unicorns and Pink Elephants too, so...

I believe Father Rain and Mother Earth got together and made Brother River, and its all been downhill ever since.





HEY!! Lay off the Elvis crap!!!very mad .....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2009 6:06 AM CST This I What I Believe...
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Galactic_bodhi: This is what I believe.

I believe even puppies have teeth.

I believe there is no gravity, the Earth, in truth, sucks.

I believe Monday Night Football is the work of Satan.

I believe Barbara Walter is Satan, and she had a love child, and his name is Ben Affleck.

I believe Saturn is a planet in the Outer Solar System. However, Uranus is where the majority of people get their opinions.

I believe cockroaches will inherit the Earth, not the meek.

I believe Boy bands should be executed live on television via firing squad as a new reality show.

I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears.

I believe UFO's aren't from Outer Space, I think it's Elvis and James Dean screwing with peoples heads.

I believe in the Magic Bullet Theory, but then, I believe in Unicorns and Pink Elephants too, so...

I believe Father Rain and Mother Earth got together and made Brother River, and its all been downhill ever since.


grin laugh grin
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Mar 8, 2009 9:17 AM CST This I What I Believe...
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
Galactic_bodhi: This is what I believe.


I believe Monday Night Football is the work of Satan.



Dude..WTF? Explain yourself GB...I'm not liking your tone...
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Mar 8, 2009 9:20 AM CST This I What I Believe...
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

All of these were funny, but this one was my favorite!
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Mar 8, 2009 9:22 AM CST This I What I Believe...
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
I believe Boy bands should be executed live on television via firing squad as a new reality show.

now that i can relate tothumbs up and the writers to pathetic daytime soaps
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Mar 8, 2009 11:53 AM CST This I What I Believe...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
StressFree: Dude..WTF? Explain yourself GB...I'm not liking your tone...


If you're not with me, you're against me. Prepare, foul demon, for a a righteous soul-tackle. scold very mad

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Mar 8, 2009 12:04 PM CST This I What I Believe...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
pretzelman: HEY!! Lay off the Elvis crap!!! .....


Are you saying its all James Dean's fault? dunno
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Mar 8, 2009 12:34 PM CST This I What I Believe...
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
No....it's Gilley's fault!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2009 12:51 PM CST This I What I Believe...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
pretzelman: No....it's Gilley's fault!!


We certainly can't rule that out. thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2009 1:55 PM CST This I What I Believe...
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

I believe a clear conscience is usually the sign of a
bad memory.

I believe there is so much pollution in the air now that
if it were not for our lungs there would be no place to
put it all.

I believe not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals
such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be
no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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Mar 12, 2009 2:33 AM CST This I What I Believe...
bigcock142069
bigcock142069bigcock142069butte, Montana USA1 Posts
WHATS UP DO YOU LIKE TO CHATbeer
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Mar 12, 2009 2:41 AM CST This I What I Believe...
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Heck, why wasn't I more creative with my handle??...doh


bigcock142069: WHATS UP DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT
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Mar 12, 2009 10:59 PM CST This I What I Believe...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
I believe you can beat a dead horse; in fact, anything beats a dead horse. They stink.

I believe time and space are illusion, but only in California. Anythings possible in Disneyland.

I believe you can travel faster than light, but only if you're being chased by a vengeful woman. Now that's motivation.
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Mar 12, 2009 11:01 PM CST This I What I Believe...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
I had a bumper sticker back in the day that said..

Rock-N-Roll Forever
Disco Sucks
Kill the Beejees.

giggle
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Mar 12, 2009 11:02 PM CST This I What I Believe...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Lagoona22: Heck, why wasn't I more creative with my handle??...



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Didn't want to lie, Lago?
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