I believe a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I believe there is so much pollution in the air now that if it were not for our lungs there would be no place to put it all.
I believe not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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I believe even puppies have teeth.
I believe there is no gravity, the Earth, in truth, sucks.
I believe Monday Night Football is the work of Satan.
I believe Barbara Walter is Satan, and she had a love child, and his name is Ben Affleck.
I believe Saturn is a planet in the Outer Solar System. However, Uranus is where the majority of people get their opinions.
I believe cockroaches will inherit the Earth, not the meek.
I believe Boy bands should be executed live on television via firing squad as a new reality show.
I believe Ham Sandwiches and Pink Elephants had a love child, and its name is Britney Spears.
I believe UFO's aren't from Outer Space, I think it's Elvis and James Dean screwing with peoples heads.
I believe in the Magic Bullet Theory, but then, I believe in Unicorns and Pink Elephants too, so...
I believe Father Rain and Mother Earth got together and made Brother River, and its all been downhill ever since.