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So here is your chance to make up for all your little white lies by telling us some lies you have told: white lies, black lies, multicoloured lies. We won't hold it against you, because they are all lies anyway.
People will believe a big lie more than a little lie. I am telling you the truth, you just don't believe me. Truth is stranger than fiction.
I once told a girl I loved her and made a vow to love her till death do us part.