A Car Is Like A Spouse because... (20)
Ill have to go with like the ex husband ...Thought he was made of steel only to discover he was actually full of bog ....
Currently , may have a few miles on the clock but goes well when warmed up.
...if the car's battery is flat
a quick jump start gets it purring like a cat
a quick jump start gets it purring like a cat
Nup... I love my car.. its
reliable
can carry heavy loads
starts first time
is shapely, trim, and looks hot (JMO)
doesnt complain or have any annoying whines
I can drive it long distances, stop for several minutes, and it just is ready to go again, and again, and again.
It likes taking me on wild, off road, bumpy experiences and it doesnt mind if it gets sand in its cracks
Until I meet a man who can match that ... I'll keep my unnatural attraction to my car
reliable
can carry heavy loads
starts first time
is shapely, trim, and looks hot (JMO)
doesnt complain or have any annoying whines
I can drive it long distances, stop for several minutes, and it just is ready to go again, and again, and again.
It likes taking me on wild, off road, bumpy experiences and it doesnt mind if it gets sand in its cracks
Until I meet a man who can match that ... I'll keep my unnatural attraction to my car
No no no no Can't live without me cars anyhow gotta go pack me U Beaut Ute up for work Bye all have a great day.
Oh! and as for a spouse
Oh! and as for a spouse
Shell225: Nup... I love my car.. its
reliable
can carry heavy loads
starts first time
is shapely, trim, and looks hot (JMO)
doesnt complain or have any annoying whines
I can drive it long distances, stop for several minutes, and it just is ready to go again, and again, and again.
It likes taking me on wild, off road, bumpy experiences and it doesnt mind if it gets sand in its cracks
Until I meet a man who can match that ... I'll keep my unnatural attraction to my car
reliable
can carry heavy loads
starts first time
is shapely, trim, and looks hot (JMO)
doesnt complain or have any annoying whines
I can drive it long distances, stop for several minutes, and it just is ready to go again, and again, and again.
It likes taking me on wild, off road, bumpy experiences and it doesnt mind if it gets sand in its cracks
Until I meet a man who can match that ... I'll keep my unnatural attraction to my car
Only thin is if you carry too much load on a car the wheels are likely to fall off and the joints get arthritic
curly28: No no no no Can't live without me cars anyhow gotta go pack me U Beaut Ute up for work Bye all have a great day.
Oh! and as for a spouse
well you can feed your spouse until full and you can work on your spouseOh! and as for a spouse
not my baby....tell it every morning.... Mumma lurves you...
Your car will never be like your spouse.. It will be your bestest friend until it lets you down.
daggyone: ...if you fail to appreciate your car and place the cart before the horse
you end up with a messy divorce
...the older your car gets
the noisier the exhaust...the longer you use your car
the more likely the nuts are to fall off
you end up with a messy divorce
...the older your car gets
the noisier the exhaust...the longer you use your car
the more likely the nuts are to fall off
Daggyone was listening to Red Symons this morning!
And a car is like a spouse coz they both work better once warmed up...
jem1964: Daggyone was listening to Red Symons this morning!
And a car is like a spouse coz they both work better once warmed up...
You wouldnt have to warm her up if she was a hot rod.And a car is like a spouse coz they both work better once warmed up...
tonyxf: You wouldnt have to warm her up if she was a hot rod.
well I could have said they work better once lubed... and it makes no difference if "she" is a hot rod but it might if the "hot rod" is a "he"
jem1964: well I could have said they work better once lubed... and it makes no difference if "she" is a hot rod but it might if the "hot rod" is a "he"
You're right, the word is spouse not wife
My car is better than a spouse because she is always ready and waiting, my wish is her command, she always knows where her keys are and she never leaves the toilet seat up
jem1964: well I could have said they work better once lubed... and it makes no difference if "she" is a hot rod but it might if the "hot rod" is a "he"
serene56: My car is better than a spouse because she is always ready and waiting, my wish is her command, she always knows where her keys are and she never leaves the toilet seat up
I have 3 cars and it is heaven. 1971 Land Rover which just keeps on going, bit slow but it serves its purpose better than a quicky. The 1995 Discovery is great for long range touring (has a fridge) and can get me there fast. The 2010 Peugeot is red (great for a quicky around the block) and is great for just running around with.
They all are:
- always there when I want any one of them
- always happy to do with them whatever I want to do
- get revved up when I tinker with the right bits
- never jealous when I play with another one
3 spouses would be hell.
Oh shooooch you lot 
I don't have my precious racey car anymore
But you know what, I still manage to get around everywhere by train & bus
But I have to admit, I miss jumping into my car and just going to whereever, she was one cool reliable car
I don't have my precious racey car anymore
But you know what, I still manage to get around everywhere by train & bus
But I have to admit, I miss jumping into my car and just going to whereever, she was one cool reliable car
...the bumbers are great to sit on
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you end up with a messy divorce
...the older your car gets
the noisier the exhaust
...the longer you use your car
the more likely the nuts are to fall off