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serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 PostsThe paint colour sucks 
serene56: The paint colour sucks
Hi Serene
What room are you painting?
That doesn't sound real positive..?
Merriweather: Hi Serene
What room are you painting?
That doesn't sound real positive..?
What room are you painting?
That doesn't sound real positive..?
The whole house is being done, the place has been turned upside-down for the past two days and they're finishing tomorrow thank God.
The landlord chose the colour - where it was white ceilings with ivory walls - nice and fresh and light - it's now some weird avocadoish colour which, now it's night, is almost a pea green
It's a shame, it's closed all the rooms in and looks gloomy .. but it's done now and that's that.
Mm this rocket cashew and parmesan dip is really good 
Dear Prime Minister,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the Australian economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars for projects that nobody needs or wants e.g. insulation bats, Solar panels, School fund to have 3 assembly halls at ten times the price for 30 students. Why not use the following plan.
...
You can call it the Gillard Redhead Retirement Plan:
There are about 5 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them Â$ 2 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Five million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new Australian car.
Five million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy Â$100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
Also
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell..
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay Â$400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Goondiwindi almost three years ago, right to the paddock where she slept in the feedlot at Bony Mountain?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Australia to speak up!
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the Australian economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars for projects that nobody needs or wants e.g. insulation bats, Solar panels, School fund to have 3 assembly halls at ten times the price for 30 students. Why not use the following plan.
...
You can call it the Gillard Redhead Retirement Plan:
There are about 5 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them Â$ 2 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Five million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new Australian car.
Five million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy Â$100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
Also
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell..
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay Â$400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Goondiwindi almost three years ago, right to the paddock where she slept in the feedlot at Bony Mountain?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Australia to speak up!
Nice one bushy 
Here comes the rain again 
Oldbushy: Dear Prime Minister,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the Australian economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars for projects that nobody needs or wants e.g. insulation bats, Solar panels, School fund to have 3 assembly halls at ten times the price for 30 students. Why not use the following plan.
...
You can call it the Gillard Redhead Retirement Plan:
There are about 5 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them Â$ 2 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Five million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new Australian car.
Five million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy Â$100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
Also
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell..
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay Â$400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Goondiwindi almost three years ago, right to the paddock where she slept in the feedlot at Bony Mountain?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Australia to speak up!
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the Australian economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars for projects that nobody needs or wants e.g. insulation bats, Solar panels, School fund to have 3 assembly halls at ten times the price for 30 students. Why not use the following plan.
...
You can call it the Gillard Redhead Retirement Plan:
There are about 5 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them Â$ 2 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Five million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new Australian car.
Five million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy Â$100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
Also
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell..
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay Â$400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Goondiwindi almost three years ago, right to the paddock where she slept in the feedlot at Bony Mountain?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Australia to speak up!
I really like the seniors retirement one... very good!!!Hey the mods changed my pic!
I liked my puss where it was
I liked my puss where it was
I just took it upon myself to look at who's viewed me....
All I can say is that Im not sharing my ice cream with anyone... and they are going to have to buy their own ice cream if they like licking things that much...
All I can say is that Im not sharing my ice cream with anyone... and they are going to have to buy their own ice cream if they like licking things that much...
"A police officer pulls over a speeding car and the officer says: " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir".
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating".
Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says, "Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control".
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls: "Can’t you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says: "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did dear".
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth: "Dammit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says: "And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir, that’s an automatic $75 fine".
The driver says: "Yeah..well, you see officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket".
The wife says: "Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving".
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks: "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP??!!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?"
"Only when he’s been drinking" she replied.”"
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating".
Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says, "Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control".
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls: "Can’t you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says: "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did dear".
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth: "Dammit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says: "And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir, that’s an automatic $75 fine".
The driver says: "Yeah..well, you see officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket".
The wife says: "Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving".
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks: "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP??!!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?"
"Only when he’s been drinking" she replied.”"
islandgirl62: "A police officer pulls over a speeding car and the officer says: " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir".
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating".
Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says, "Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control". As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls: "Can’t you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says: "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did dear".
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth: "Dammit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says: "And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir, that’s an automatic $75 fine".
The driver says: "Yeah..well, you see officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket".
The wife says: "Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving".
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks: "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP??!!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?" "Only when he’s been drinking" she replied.”"
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating".
Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says, "Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control". As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls: "Can’t you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says: "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did dear".
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth: "Dammit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says: "And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir, that’s an automatic $75 fine".
The driver says: "Yeah..well, you see officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket".
The wife says: "Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving".
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks: "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP??!!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?" "Only when he’s been drinking" she replied.”"
Very funny island girl
curly28: Very funny island girl
Hi curls and merri
Hope you've had a great day
Really sorry to hear you can't make it to the meet curly
There'll be another one sometime next year for sure
Afternoon serene I have so much going on at the moment so not a good time to go away but will make sure I come to the next one, have a wonderful time meeting new and old friends give them all a hug for me have fun be happy 
curly28: Afternoon serene I have so much going on at the moment so not a good time to go away but will make sure I come to the next one, have a wonderful time meeting new and old friends give them all a hug for me have fun be happy
Not good
Lookin4missright: Not good
I know I felt so sad for a few days
I almost booked my flight wanted soooooooooooooo much to come and party on with you all and give you a hug too curly28: I know I felt so sad for a few days I almost booked my flight wanted soooooooooooooo much to come and party on with you all and give you a hug too
I'll give him one for you curly
serene56: I'll give him one for you curly
And a kiss too
that will keep you busy hehe! don't think lookin will mind at all dear.More Threads
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