Wardrobe malfunction (72)
Dragos1Metro, Oregon USA54 Threads 1 Polls 1,982 PostsWho takes the pictures of the "cowboy"?? Do you have some kind of entourage? or do people follow you around and then send these "candid" fotos to your secret mail box?? If it knows how to spend money does it also know how to speak??
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Luckily Bart Simpson hasn't seen those Butt-Cracks!His propensity to sneak up and fill them with Instant-Glue is legendary!
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Conrad73: Luckily Bart Simpson hasn't seen those Butt-Cracks!His propensity to sneak up and fill them with Instant-Glue is legendary!
THAT'S IT
The poor guy could instant-glue the waist band of his jeans at the proper height.
Problem solved.
Although, I suppose then his jeans will just pull his butt crack upward.
Last thing he needs is a longer butt crack.
Just simpler to wear a dress.
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Just buy longer shirts and pants that fit.
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Conrad73: Luckily Bart Simpson hasn't seen those Butt-Cracks!His propensity to sneak up and fill them with Instant-Glue is legendary!
I wonder if the other cowboy smells a conspiracy?
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Just made the mistake of looking at the photos, would suggest that you get down the waxing salon before posting anymore photos
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In response to: Hello to you all again, is being a while to contact, I like to contact with you my new embarrassment I had a few days ago, but do not start the same things again, laughing and so on, because I will remove the thread. My biggest mistake is that I told to my friend about my profile in this side, and all of them read my forum treads, so since then all of them call me buttcracker. The previous weekend I went with some friends(men and women) for a picnic in the mountains. I wear my white shirt, and my jeans which was unfortunately low rise and couldnt cover my butt completely. Well you cant imagine how did I pass this weekend, it was awful, all of them laughing about my buttcrack showing, as the day was passing I got use to it and laugh with them, it was my only option. The highlight of the day was when they thought of stuck in my buttcrack a visa card while I was bend over, and later when sat down. Before that they also stuck a coin into it as well. As I said before it was my fault to tell them about my forums, but also some of you that leave me some stupid comments of collecting the coin to buy new coins, they saw this and think of stuck a visa card as with coins it will take too much time as they telling me laughing hard. So everybody now call me credit card machine! I dont know if it could get more embarrassed from that. Mind you they took too many photos posting them to their facebook account, so because is visible to all I upload some of the photos to my profile photos, just to get the idea.
So thats my latest news, please dont leave comments below my photos, and instead of laughing tell me how to keep low rise jeans from exposing buttcrack, is there any tips for them?
So thats my latest news, please dont leave comments below my photos, and instead of laughing tell me how to keep low rise jeans from exposing buttcrack, is there any tips for them?
Just lose all your low rise jeans and wear better pants...or start going to gay bars in them. Grin. anyhoo, your story is hilarious and you have made me happy, my little buttcracker. We have a sledding hill in the woods in the town I live in that everyone calls The Nutcracker.
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In response to: Hello to you all again, is being a while to contact, I like to contact with you my new embarrassment I had a few days ago, but do not start the same things again, laughing and so on, because I will remove the thread. My biggest mistake is that I told to my friend about my profile in this side, and all of them read my forum treads, so since then all of them call me buttcracker. The previous weekend I went with some friends(men and women) for a picnic in the mountains. I wear my white shirt, and my jeans which was unfortunately low rise and couldnt cover my butt completely. Well you cant imagine how did I pass this weekend, it was awful, all of them laughing about my buttcrack showing, as the day was passing I got use to it and laugh with them, it was my only option. The highlight of the day was when they thought of stuck in my buttcrack a visa card while I was bend over, and later when sat down. Before that they also stuck a coin into it as well. As I said before it was my fault to tell them about my forums, but also some of you that leave me some stupid comments of collecting the coin to buy new coins, they saw this and think of stuck a visa card as with coins it will take too much time as they telling me laughing hard. So everybody now call me credit card machine! I dont know if it could get more embarrassed from that. Mind you they took too many photos posting them to their facebook account, so because is visible to all I upload some of the photos to my profile photos, just to get the idea.
So thats my latest news, please dont leave comments below my photos, and instead of laughing tell me how to keep low rise jeans from exposing buttcrack, is there any tips for them?
So thats my latest news, please dont leave comments below my photos, and instead of laughing tell me how to keep low rise jeans from exposing buttcrack, is there any tips for them?
Just lose all your low rise jeans and wear better pants...or start going to gay bars in them. Grin. anyhoo, your story is hilarious and you have made me happy, my little buttcracker. We have a sledding hill in the woods in the town I live in that everyone calls The Nutcracker.
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P.S. You need to lose that shirt forever too. It is waaaay too tight. Clothing should not be loose or baggy. Overly tight clothing makes it look like a person is in denial about gaining weight and overly loose clothing says that a person is sloppy to the onlooker. P.S. Cute butt, buttman.
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Cowboy545: I don't understand your email and I can't answer you it's blocked, nice way to talk lady.
No you can't answer, cause I blocked you..don't like reading filth!! Good luck finding someone on this site, lose the dirty language
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serena123: No you can't answer, cause I blocked you..don't like reading filth!! Good luck finding someone on this site, lose the dirty language
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serena123: No you can't answer, cause I blocked you..don't like reading filth!! Good luck finding someone on this site, lose the dirty language
I can answer you from here since you block me, you better get yourself clothes that fits you and stop laughing about me, and get out of my thread.
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Cowboy545: I can answer you from here since you block me, you better get yourself clothes that fits you and stop laughing about me, and get out of my thread.
It seems you were rude to her in a private mail
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Cowboy545: tell me how to keep low rise jeans from exposing buttcrack, is there any tips for them?
Paint your whole body in the same colour as your jeans.
Or, you know, you could go out and buy clothes that actually fit, rather than borrowing your little brothers.
Then again, that wouldn't give you any attention, would it?
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Witchaywoman: Just lose all your low rise jeans and wear better pants...or start going to gay bars in them. Grin. anyhoo, your story is hilarious and you have made me happy, my little buttcracker. We have a sledding hill in the woods in the town I live in that everyone calls The Nutcracker.
Now what this nutcracker has to do with me I don't get it. Did you call me this way, you also called me buttman and little buttcracker, hey please stop calling me this way, because I know that some of people in this side will take advantage an keep calling this way and I don't like it.
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Kaybee50: Just a thought,but how about investing in some underwear?
They're probably too small as well...that will be the next episode of the ongoing dilemma here.
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serene56: We call it builder's bum
Plumbers crack
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2intrigued: They're probably too small as well...that will be the next episode of the ongoing dilemma here.
Silly me.
You're right.
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2intrigued: Plumbers crack
Always older blokes too. Ew.
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