What do women really want? ( Archived) (210)

Jul 29, 2016 5:32 PM CST What do women really want?
All because I mentioned Bacon laugh

Sorry OP hijack
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Jul 29, 2016 5:33 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Kaybee50: And they look fabulous with me black thigh highs.


Slapper

You are welcome to them, dear Kaybee *smiles sweetly*
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Jul 29, 2016 5:34 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby: You would be grateful for a roll in anything
sniff...sniff....grunt. that Irish bacon smells funny....fish..????????..wheres it been...wrapped up in yer knickers in the freezer.....MAP.....????read out rule 236...(tainted meat)......professor
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Jul 29, 2016 5:38 PM CST What do women really want?
Mapmaker
MapmakerMapmakerInland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 86 Posts
Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!
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Jul 29, 2016 5:41 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby: More?

Does that mean you had some members with you?

Rule 3.17 states that you cannot invite some members and not all.


My understanding was the number of members invited was directly proportional to the number of rashers available nerd
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Jul 29, 2016 5:42 PM CST What do women really want?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
mollybaby: Kaybee just stole my shoes!


Oh no!

That is unacceptable!

Kaybee can steal any boyfriend but not Molly's shoes very mad


sir bobby


laugh
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Jul 29, 2016 5:42 PM CST What do women really want?
Aragorn11: Urban Dictionary Rocks.

Try the meaning of Vinny
Well helllloooooo Vin. wow blushing
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Jul 29, 2016 5:44 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Mapmaker: Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!


Please let me go first.

Kaybee is a slapper, and I'd never get my turn if she went first mumbling
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Jul 29, 2016 5:44 PM CST What do women really want?
Mapmaker: Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!
reporting for behavior adjustment...

...with extra fluffy pillow tied around my derriere. drinking
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Jul 29, 2016 5:45 PM CST What do women really want?
Mapmaker
MapmakerMapmakerInland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 86 Posts
truheart1941: sniff...sniff....grunt. that Irish bacon smells funny....fish..????????..wheres it been...wrapped up in yer knickers in the freezer.....MAP.....????read out rule 236...(tainted meat)......


Sir, I have carried out a quality inspection of the bacon and Ms Molly's knickers and can say that they are in fact free of any fish related odours, the culprit was a smoked salmon sandwich hidden by one of the members in retaliation for stealing a pair of shoes.

Map QA and Bacon maker.
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Jul 29, 2016 5:45 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby: I didn't know it wasn't commonly used !
I luv how CS enriches my vocabulary. professor
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Jul 29, 2016 5:45 PM CST What do women really want?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Women dont really know what they want, but that dont stop them whingeing about not getting it.
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Jul 29, 2016 5:46 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Aragorn11: My understanding was the number of members invited was directly proportional to the number of rashers available



I had hoped you had a large loin rather than just a rasher blues
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Jul 29, 2016 5:47 PM CST What do women really want?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
pat8lanips: Women dont really know what they want, but that dont stop them whingeing about not getting it.


But, but ....We do know what we do not want.







laugh
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Jul 29, 2016 5:48 PM CST What do women really want?
Mapmaker
MapmakerMapmakerInland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 86 Posts
Kaybee50: reporting for behavior adjustment...

...with extra fluffy pillow tied around my derriere.


Ms Kaybee, No pillow will be allowed, punishment is delivered in a naked state. In addition buttock implants discovered will mean the whipping will be carried out on "front bottoms"
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Jul 29, 2016 5:48 PM CST What do women really want?
pat8lanips: Women dont really know what they want, but that dont stop them whingeing about not getting it.
Aww shuddup and put on your nifty little hat. cowboy
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Jul 29, 2016 5:48 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Kaybee50: I luv how CS enriches my vocabulary.


We should write a dictionary laugh
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Jul 29, 2016 5:48 PM CST What do women really want?
Kaybee50: Well helllloooooo Vin.


Urban Dictionary speaks the truth professor blushing laugh
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Jul 29, 2016 5:50 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: Women dont really know what they want, but that dont stop them whingeing about not getting it.



Are you Giacomo Casanovawow
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Jul 29, 2016 5:50 PM CST What do women really want?
mollybaby: I had hoped you had a large loin rather than just a rasher


I have professor

But am damned sure I'm getting my share laugh
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