mollybaby: You would be grateful for a roll in anything
sniff...sniff....grunt. that Irish bacon smells funny....fish..????????..wheres it been...wrapped up in yer knickers in the freezer.....MAP.....????read out rule 236...(tainted meat)......
Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!
Mapmaker: Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!
Please let me go first.
Kaybee is a slapper, and I'd never get my turn if she went first
Mapmaker: Kaybee and Molly!, This kind of behavior will not be tolerated, Please report to me immediately for punishment, you shall both be whipped on your "nether regions" by me with a large piece of belly pork (bones left in) until you are sorry or beg for more...I'm easy!
reporting for behavior adjustment...
...with extra fluffy pillow tied around my derriere.
truheart1941: sniff...sniff....grunt. that Irish bacon smells funny....fish..????????..wheres it been...wrapped up in yer knickers in the freezer.....MAP.....????read out rule 236...(tainted meat)......
Sir, I have carried out a quality inspection of the bacon and Ms Molly's knickers and can say that they are in fact free of any fish related odours, the culprit was a smoked salmon sandwich hidden by one of the members in retaliation for stealing a pair of shoes.
...with extra fluffy pillow tied around my derriere.
Ms Kaybee, No pillow will be allowed, punishment is delivered in a naked state. In addition buttock implants discovered will mean the whipping will be carried out on "front bottoms"
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