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online today!online today!Track16Eastern, Newfoundland Canada1,005 Threads 11,182 PostsLarry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea. " He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
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tomcatwarne: I've got some king prawns which I'll cook lightly in olive oil with plenty of garlic washed down with some chilled slightly sparkling Lambrini
Say "cheers" then...
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KremaP: Just roasted some carrots(honey, olive oil, ginger and a pinch of garlic) and I must say they go very well with the beer...
Should I dress for dinner? 
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KremaP: Say "cheers" then...
Cheers darling
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tomcatwarne: Cheers darling
There's been more life on Mars then on here lately...
Let's get drunk and stink of garlic...
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KremaP: There's been more life on Mars then on here lately...
Let's get drunk and stink of garlic...
Let's get drunk and stink of garlic...
Ok it's deal I have a one and half litre of wine.
Cheers
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So glad it's Monday some weekends can be so boring.
There's a saying that talks about the "calm before the storm".
There's a saying that talks about the "calm before the storm".
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Ccincy: So glad it's Monday some weekends can be so boring.
There's a saying that talks about the "calm before the storm".
There's a saying that talks about the "calm before the storm".
Do you think there is a air of danger CC.
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tomcatwarne: Do you think there is a air of danger CC.
Don't wish to jinx it tom.
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Ccincy: Don't wish to jinx it tom.
Bring it on you zulu warriors
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tomcatwarne: Bring it on you zulu warriors
No No No
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Ccincy: No No No
KP started it she is leading me astray
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One good thing about apartment living and telephone calls to sell a home service
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw)
Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw
)Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
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2intrigued: One good thing about apartment living and telephone calls to sell a home service
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw )
Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
Nice one Debs! Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw )
Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
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KremaP: There's been more life on Mars then on here lately...
Let's get drunk and stink of garlic...
The trolls have chased all the good people away and I'm not sure that garlic will solve the problem! Let's get drunk and stink of garlic...
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2intrigued: One good thing about apartment living and telephone calls to sell a home service
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw )
Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma'am, I'm calling from the government of Ontario
Me: Yes?
Caller: Does anyone in your household suffer from allergies like asthma or skin conditions?
Me: Nope and why does the government of Ontario need to know this?
Caller: (pause) Well, we have a great special being offered now on duck cleaning (yep, it sounded like duck and my hearing is fine)
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have any ducks here and besides, the Ontario government wouldn't allow us to keep them in our units.(knowing full well he means ducts btw )
Caller: No ma'am, ducts (he pronounces it the right way)
Me: Oh alright, we do have ducts but they're not my responsibility because building management takes care of all that.
Caller: Oh, sorry to have bothered you.
Me: No worries, sorry you wasted your time offering to clean my ducks when I don't have any and please tell the government of Ontario to have a nice day.
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Geriatrix2: The trolls have chased all the good people away and I'm not sure that garlic will solve the problem!
or....
2nd law of thermodynamics......
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What you did was very childish.
Joking about a death is very childish.
Hopefully you get kicked off soon.
You have caused enough trouble.
Joking about a death is very childish.
Hopefully you get kicked off soon.
You have caused enough trouble.
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Just heard that Gene Wider "Willie Wonka" star and Comedic Icon dies at 83.
The good die young so to speak.
The good die young so to speak.
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