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If I Was A Bird, ( Archived) (22)

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#1
May 30, 2019 6:30 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
galradsOPDublin, Ohio USA36,283 posts
Yep.....

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May 30, 2019 7:08 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
My car right after I wash it?
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#3
May 30, 2019 7:12 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Biagra
BiagraBiagraApple Valley, Utah USA1 Threads 23 Posts
BiagraApple Valley, Utah USA23 posts
Sethan: My car right after I wash it?
He said 'who' not 'what'.
The answer should be like 'Casio Ortez, Ilary Linton' like that.
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#4
May 30, 2019 7:16 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
galrads: Yep.....
Lighten up there buddy. T'was a joke. Making sense wasn't the objective. Sheesh!

Blaming others for your woes, might be taking up a little too much of your time there, fella. But hey! as you were....
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#5
May 30, 2019 7:18 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
Damnit. Meant to quote Biagra, BTW.
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#6
May 30, 2019 8:42 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Inthewoods
InthewoodsInthewoodsColorado Springs, Colorado USA9,896 Posts
InthewoodsColorado Springs, Colorado USA9,896 posts
440 Plymouth? ... laugh Don't be talking bad about Dodges, don't forget the Challenger... with the... 426 Hemi package, I'll put it up against the 440 Plymouth... head banger ... laugh

... rolling on the floor laughing

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#7
May 30, 2019 8:49 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
galrads: I don't know about Dodge, but the Plymouth Roadrunner with a six-pac sitting on a 440 hemi engine was a mean machine
Yup. Legendary machine right there. Mostly imports (japanese) and exotics seem to be the thing here. I've only recently got an itch for American muscle cars. Those 70's Boss 302's/429's and plymouths superbirds are some of the meanest machines on the planet. Like those new Mustang GT 350's too. Never been up close in person to one though.
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#8
May 30, 2019 8:54 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
Inthewoods: 440 Plymouth? ... Don't be talking bad about Dodges, don't forget the Challenger... with the... 426 Hemi package, I'll put it up against the 440 Plymouth... ...

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Man, what a car.
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#9
May 30, 2019 9:04 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
galradsOPDublin, Ohio USA36,283 posts
Sethan: Yup. Legendary machine right there. Mostly imports (japanese) and exotics seem to be the thing here. I've only recently got an itch for American muscle cars. Those 70's Boss 302's/429's and plymouths superbirds are some of the meanest machines on the planet. Like those new Mustang GT 350's too. Never been up close in person to one though.
Out of the cars you mentioned I only dislike the mustang. The mustang rides like the early corvettes.... You feel like your in one bumpy bathtub.
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#10
May 30, 2019 9:52 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Sethan
SethanSethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago4 Threads 1,080 Posts
SethanPort Of Spain, Tunapuna/Piarco Trinidad and Tobago1,080 posts
galrads: Out of the cars you mentioned I only dislike the mustang. The mustang rides like the early corvettes.... You feel like your in one bumpy bathtub.
laugh

Nothing a suspension upgrade can't fix. Turn that thing into a corner-carver in no time. Even though I know the purists might frown.
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#11
May 31, 2019 2:10 AM CST If I Was A Bird,
TerryBull
TerryBullTerryBullLondon, Greater London, England UK2 Threads 881 Posts
TerryBullLondon, Greater London, England UK881 posts
Oh dear God, the thought of gal in a dress is enough to put me of my breakfast
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#12
May 31, 2019 6:24 AM CST If I Was A Bird,
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
RedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA8,455 posts
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#13
Jun 2, 2019 5:48 AM CST If I Was A Bird,
Bladewound
BladewoundBladewoundWausau, Wisconsin USA9 Threads 1 Polls 793 Posts
BladewoundWausau, Wisconsin USA793 posts
If I was a bird, I'd flip myself at ya.
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#14
Jun 2, 2019 9:22 AM CST If I Was A Bird,
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA6,868 posts
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#15
Jun 8, 2019 9:17 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Chambellaonline today!
Chambellaonline today!ChambellaCanberra (ACT) & Batemans Bay, New South Wales Australia526 Posts
ChambellaCanberra (ACT) & Batemans Bay, New South Wales Australia526 posts
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#16
Jun 9, 2019 3:33 AM CST If I Was A Bird,
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
That answer was to Saidmammoth, one of the muslims, an ideology that has to be destroyed.
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#17
Jun 9, 2019 1:40 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2,252 posts
galrads: Yep.....
if i was a bird? i would be a juicy,beefbirderdoh
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#18
Jun 9, 2019 1:45 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
FriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA4,631 posts
donal63: if i was a bird? i would be a juicy,beefbirder
laugh
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#19
Jun 9, 2019 1:51 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
Track16online today!
Track16online today!Track16Eastern, Newfoundland Canada1,005 Threads 11,178 Posts
Track16Eastern, Newfoundland Canada11,178 posts
Friskyone: I have a hard time believing that. You are such a sweet and optimistic man and I am happy to be friends with you.
hug teddybear
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#20
Jun 9, 2019 1:52 PM CST If I Was A Bird,
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2,252 posts
donal63: if i was a bird? i would be a juicy,beefbirder
maybe also finch friesdoh
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