Mongo want to wish (57)
Mongo_ReturnsRock Ridge, Texas USA2 Threads 56 PostsKarloradoFL: Must be all those beans!!!
Mongo does like beans! 
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Mongo_Returns: Mongo does like beans!
Mongo is your mother by any chance Irish?------ This thread is Archived ------
germanspitz: It must be all those Blazing Saddles
Cause of death... due to hemorrhoids.
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GeneralBeacon: Mongo, I wasn't trying to be funny, I can see you're still in shock and maybe why you don't understand... I genuinely thought you would be happy finding your real father ( especially on this important day ). Now you can go with him to the park, play baseball, see movies together, learn about communism and get to know each other. Just don't pay for the beer... he loves to drink. Tell you what, I'll completely drop the finder's fee and you won't even get a bill... are you happy now Mongo. I hope you are... you're also funny.
PS. Don't look in the closet and ignore garters if you see any. We did a complete investigation.
Did you manage to scrub / bleach all the blood outta the shower Norman ???PS. Don't look in the closet and ignore garters if you see any. We did a complete investigation.
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I just wish I could find out if Mongo"s mother was a little blond Irish girl. Named Robert as I recall.
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raphael119: I just wish I could find out if Mongo"s mother was a little blond Irish girl. Named Robert as I recall.
Raphael n Robert ... has a certain ring of romance surrounding the delusion ?
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Mongo_Returns: Mongo makes music with his butt after eating beans. One time Mongo went to the city and made music with his butt in a crowded elevator. Mongo got bad looks from most of the people.
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Mongo_Returns: Mongo have two dads? Mongo not sure how that works, but Mongo is happy!
Must have been a hell of a night... 
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Mongo, I'm sorry to hear about the incident you experienced when meeting your father... you must have been shocked again. Seeing Raphael119 in garters with pink nylons and high heels was probably very disturbing, to say the least. Hopefully, he'll realize what a wonderful son you are and get the help he needs at AA for his drinking problem. I know you hate the fact he's a communist... but he is your father. If you need any help or advice please post your comments in this thread and I know your friends will be sympathetic. At least he stopped taking heroine... that's a start.
Sincerely,
The General.
Sincerely,
The General.
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My father has died and I never met a woman to have children with, so I don't give a damn about father's day
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Breaking News from a media source you can trust... CNN.
Bad news everyone, Mongo's father Raphael was arrested tonight at a peaceful ANTIFA demonstration for beating up an 87-year-old midget in a wheelchair wearing a MAGA hat. Police at the scene said Raphael was extremely intoxicated trying to hump a light post and probably high on heroin. Raphael was immediately taken to the Pelosi State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. More news as it comes in.
Poor Mongo... hang in there buddy.
Bad news everyone, Mongo's father Raphael was arrested tonight at a peaceful ANTIFA demonstration for beating up an 87-year-old midget in a wheelchair wearing a MAGA hat. Police at the scene said Raphael was extremely intoxicated trying to hump a light post and probably high on heroin. Raphael was immediately taken to the Pelosi State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. More news as it comes in.
Poor Mongo... hang in there buddy.
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Mongo_Returns: Mongo does like beans!
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Mongo said he'll be back soon... his landlord wants to evict him now because his father Ralph who just returned home from hospital keeps playing the same song over and over again loudly all day. I guess he passed the assessment.
Let's all pray for Mongo and hope he resolves this very soon to enjoy the site again.
Let's all pray for Mongo and hope he resolves this very soon to enjoy the site again.
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Dear Mongo
I need a new daddy .......
I need a new daddy .......
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GeneralBeacon: Mongo said he'll be back soon... his landlord wants to evict him now because his father Ralph who just returned home from hospital keeps playing the same song over and over again loudly all day. I guess he passed the assessment.
Let's all pray for Mongo and hope he resolves this very soon to enjoy the site again.
Just a wee heads up General , if you get banned , you can thank me for that Let's all pray for Mongo and hope he resolves this very soon to enjoy the site again.
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Mongo_Returns: Mongo not have a landlord! Mongo owns a shack!
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