Ok , so everyone is perfect, with no flaws , according to their bios , so let me start by giving you an honest assessment about me .
“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores . Quite a chat chat ah !! There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Youcannow: Ok , so everyone is perfect, with no flaws , according to their bios , so let me start by giving you an honest assessment about me .
“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores . Quite a chat chat ah !! There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?
You might consider not doing everyone's laundry on your cell block. You might have more energy for a couple of boys' night in the gym.
DedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia5,492 posts
Okay, here it goes Im not a young Man anymore three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
Dedovix: Okay, here it goes Im not a young Man anymore three,three and a half hours of intense hubba hubba is the best i can do nowadays ...then i need a 5 minutes break,smoke a cigarette and catch my breath
I think 3 minutes of hubba hubba , which includes fore play is more than enough .
OK!! My turn... I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up... When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ... I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ... I find small talk difficult and boring ... I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ... I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!! ) I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
Selenite: OK!! My turn... I'm either really really tidy or really really messy ... although everything in the cupboards is always tidy and well stacked up... When I'm working on a painting I forget about everything (and everyone) else ... I'm often crying either because something is so beautiful or because something is so sad ... I find small talk difficult and boring ... I have a really loud "dirty" laugh ... I have so many clothes I could open a shop - 70% of it vintage or second hand - Because my size hardly ever changes I've had some of them for at least 20 years I don't like being told what to do ( I bet that comes as a surprise to many!! ) I have infinite patience ... until I don't and then forget it ...
I think tomcat would be a perfect match for you! He’s very obedient & always does what he’s told
I have temper issues, for starters Often lazy, never gym, have a belly that only your granma would call cute.. ehmm, can be an a**hole of the unusual sort but like rohaan I usually regret it withing seconds.
And then I have some good sides for a later thread
Youcannow: Ok , so everyone is perfect, with no flaws , according to their bios , so let me start by giving you an honest assessment about me .
“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores . Quite a chat chat ah !! There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
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“ So I’m perpetually late , terrible dancer , complete lack of spatial awareness , forgetful, currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating. Will tell you I’m tired every day , without fail . Would unashamedly miss a date for a big sports event . Sometimes I dribble when I laugh. Useless at anything to do with domestic chores .
Quite a chat chat ah !!
There are more , but I’ll fill you in later .
Can anyone beat that ?