Installing Husband v1.0 (13)
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brilliant just what i needed today 
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Hmmm...
Food for thought.
Thanks, P!
Food for thought.
Thanks, P!
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So, if she kicks him for being a lazy lump, is that considered re-booting the system
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haha! 
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What would happen if she added more memory?
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hrt4lse: What would happen if she added more memory?
Was going to say what would happen if she upped the RAM, but that didn't sound too good...lol
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Oh God.
My job in tech support just got funnier...
My job in tech support just got funnier...
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Sparky55: So, if she kicks him for being a lazy lump, is that considered re-booting the system
I wondered how I was supposed to "jump start" this system when it "stalled" and I couldn't get it to "work"
Course for the time being....his circuits are in need of repair, so I'll wait patiently and just keep up the "honeydo list" for later
Peaches
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Premier league 5.0, Six nations 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
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Dear Desperate
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "HTTP: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Hope this works?!
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