I just saw this ad on Craigs list!! (393)
FREE - Boxspring for diabolical revenge plot
It looks like a normal boxspring, but if you secretly replace your sworn enemy’s queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment your hated victim through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate the subconscious, conjuring dreams of fingernails on blackboards, trains careening off tracks, dentist drills and other unimaginable horrors! Oh, the sweet revenge you will reap when your mother-in-law/boss/ex-lover enters the light of day with a tortured, haunted visage! No sleep! No happy dreams! Night after sleepless night, your evil plan will mature, slowly driving the hated one insane!!! (insert evil laugh here).
(Warning: Not recommended for roommates or others within close proximity to your own sleeping area).
HURRY! Just in time for the holidays!
Location: Green Lake
It looks like a normal boxspring, but if you secretly replace your sworn enemy’s queen boxspring with this one, revenge will be assured! The incessant squeaking of this sturdy foundation will torment your hated victim through the night! With every toss and turn, the grating of metal on metal will penetrate the subconscious, conjuring dreams of fingernails on blackboards, trains careening off tracks, dentist drills and other unimaginable horrors! Oh, the sweet revenge you will reap when your mother-in-law/boss/ex-lover enters the light of day with a tortured, haunted visage! No sleep! No happy dreams! Night after sleepless night, your evil plan will mature, slowly driving the hated one insane!!! (insert evil laugh here).
(Warning: Not recommended for roommates or others within close proximity to your own sleeping area).
HURRY! Just in time for the holidays!
Location: Green Lake
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Free green tea
I am offering - for free - about five ounces of loose leaf green tea from the Tea Zone, of the variety called "High Mountain Green." I'm not going to lie. The reason I'm giving this away is because it's disgusting. To me and to everyone in my office. But you never know, you might be different. You might like it. I'm sitting in my office and wondering how I can possibly rid myself of this without going against everything I've ever been taught and just throwing it away. The answer is craigslist. Please: come to my office and take this green tea. It is a burden on my desk and a blight on my cubicle, and I can't stop drinking it because I bought it and it is here. But I don't want to ever choke down another sip of this tea again.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
I am offering - for free - about five ounces of loose leaf green tea from the Tea Zone, of the variety called "High Mountain Green." I'm not going to lie. The reason I'm giving this away is because it's disgusting. To me and to everyone in my office. But you never know, you might be different. You might like it. I'm sitting in my office and wondering how I can possibly rid myself of this without going against everything I've ever been taught and just throwing it away. The answer is craigslist. Please: come to my office and take this green tea. It is a burden on my desk and a blight on my cubicle, and I can't stop drinking it because I bought it and it is here. But I don't want to ever choke down another sip of this tea again.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
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Now here's an idea to find a man
Boyfriend with AC needed - w4m
I am looking for a moderately attractive man between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in his bedroom. As the temperature is slated to reach in the 100s this week, my need for a boyfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.
This arrangement is intended for the month of August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.
If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.
P.S. No fatties.
Boyfriend with AC needed - w4m
I am looking for a moderately attractive man between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in his bedroom. As the temperature is slated to reach in the 100s this week, my need for a boyfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.
This arrangement is intended for the month of August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.
If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.
P.S. No fatties.
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mylifewithu: Now here's an idea to find a man Boyfriend with AC needed - w4m
I am looking for a moderately attractive man between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in his bedroom. As the temperature is slated to reach in the 100s this week, my need for a boyfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.
This arrangement is intended for the month of August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.
If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.
P.S. No fatties.
I am looking for a moderately attractive man between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in his bedroom. As the temperature is slated to reach in the 100s this week, my need for a boyfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.
This arrangement is intended for the month of August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.
If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.
P.S. No fatties.
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Olsojente: Free green teaI am offering - for free - about five ounces of loose leaf green tea from the Tea Zone, of the variety called "High Mountain Green." I'm not going to lie. The reason I'm giving this away is because it's disgusting. To me and to everyone in my office. But you never know, you might be different. You might like it. I'm sitting in my office and wondering how I can possibly rid myself of this without going against everything I've ever been taught and just throwing it away. The answer is craigslist. Please: come to my office and take this green tea. It is a burden on my desk and a blight on my cubicle, and I can't stop drinking it because I bought it and it is here. But I don't want to ever choke down another sip of this tea again.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
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Olsojente: Free green teaI am offering - for free - about five ounces of loose leaf green tea from the Tea Zone, of the variety called "High Mountain Green." I'm not going to lie. The reason I'm giving this away is because it's disgusting. To me and to everyone in my office. But you never know, you might be different. You might like it. I'm sitting in my office and wondering how I can possibly rid myself of this without going against everything I've ever been taught and just throwing it away. The answer is craigslist. Please: come to my office and take this green tea. It is a burden on my desk and a blight on my cubicle, and I can't stop drinking it because I bought it and it is here. But I don't want to ever choke down another sip of this tea again.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
The deal is that you come and take this tea, no questions asked. No taste tests...I'm not serving out mugs of tea during my workday. Just take it. If you hate it you have several options:
--post an ad on craigslist. This can be the bag of tea that circulates throughout the Pearl District via craigslist.
--How about regifting it to a co-worker you hate for Christmas?
--This tea might make good compost
--Free confetti
--Potpourri
--Throw it at yuppies who don't thank you for holding open doors or complimenting their $2000 dogs
--Make Jameson Square Park's fountain a tea fountain
I don't care what you do with it. Be creative! Just relieve me of it.
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Here's to you, Fat Sauna Gawker. - m4m
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Shelly I found someone who you need to talk to , he needs help
Will pay to catch your cold!
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
Will pay to catch your cold!
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
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mylifewithu: Shelly I found someone who you need to talk to , he needs help Will pay to catch your cold!
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
Never mind , I didn't see the date, by now he don't need to catch a cold
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You guys are making this up...
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mbcasey: You guys are making this up...
You wishHello Ken
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pregnant doctor lady who looked at my blister - m4w
You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You're pregnant with another man's baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.
You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You're pregnant with another man's baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.
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mylifewithu: You wish
Hello Ken
Hello Ken
Lela...
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mylifewithu: Shelly I found someone who you need to talk to , he needs help Will pay to catch your cold!
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
Date: 2006-11-27, 10:24PM EST
It's a long story, but I need to be down with a cold by the end of this week. If you have a cold, I will literally pay you to cough all over me. Not a joke.
Damn he didn't leave a phone number....
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Olsojente: pregnant doctor lady who looked at my blister - m4w
You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You're pregnant with another man's baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.
You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You're pregnant with another man's baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.
Yeah that's a good one...Where do people come up this stuff....
To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL
Date: 2007-07-05, 11:36AM PDT
You two girls were amped up about the 4 free patio chairs that I posted on CL. You came over, wafting the aroma of the sticky-icky as you walked by, and sat in the chairs and decided that they were the chairs for you. My husband and I proceeded to pick them up to carry them out front when we were informed that you were driving a Honda Civic. Insisting that you could fit one chair in and then come back for the rest, you squeezed about 4 inches of the chair into the car as the passenger held on tight to the 90% of the chair that was dangling on the outside. Many months have since passed and we have yet to see you stoners again. In my mind, there are 4 likely reasons as to why we have not seen you girls again:
1) You simply forgot where you got the chair and why you even wanted it in the first place and have been mesmerized by an Abbazabba wrapper ever since.
2) You forgot that they were free and are currently piled (along with 3 or 4 friends) on the single chair, passing the dutch and laughing about how you got away with a free chair.
3) On your way home, you forgot where you lived and are still driving around with that damn chair dangling out the window. In which case, am willing to wait a little longer for you to find your way home because I'm certain that once you do, you'll come back for the rest.
4) You smoked the chair.
Either way, it is quite annoying having 3 chairs and I have found that it is much harder giving away a set of 3 than a set of 4. Admittedly, it will be hard to re-post these chairs because every time I see them I think of the two of you and wonder just what exactly became of that lone chair. I hope that whatever you did with it, it was well enjoyed.
Godspeed, you crazy potheads.
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To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL
Date: 2007-07-05, 11:36AM PDT
Date: 2007-07-05, 11:36AM PDT
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To the guy I gave a skull to.
I just wanted to let you know I wasn't a crazy lady. Here's what happened:
A guy was running for a train. I saw something go flying off the end of his cane (yes, he was running with a cane). After a few seconds of me and other waiting passengers looking around stupidly at each other, I decided to be a Good Samaritan. I picked it up and saw that it was a small, polished replica of a human skull. I looked to the old man standing next to me and said "It's a skull". He shrugged his shoulders. I didn't want it, but I have such a particular hatred of littering, that I didn't want to drop it back on the floor lest someone think I was a dirty skull litterer. I decided the proper thing to do would be to give it back to whoever dropped the thing.
So, I jumped in the door of the L train and saw you with what I thought was a cane. So I said, "Here's your skull" and handed it to you. You were shocked, I thought because you didn't realize it was lost. But as I backed off the train as the doors closed I saw that it wasn't a cane you had but an umbrella. And luggage. And you clearly weren't the person who dropped the skull.
I can't imagine how weird it must have been to have some woman run onto a train, shove a skull in your hand and tell you it's yours. So I'm just writing this to let you know it wasn't a voodoo ritual, an ominous mafia warning, a gang initiation, or a misguided attempt at getting to know you better. I truly thought you dropped your skull.
Now what did you do with it? I'm dying to know!
I just wanted to let you know I wasn't a crazy lady. Here's what happened:
A guy was running for a train. I saw something go flying off the end of his cane (yes, he was running with a cane). After a few seconds of me and other waiting passengers looking around stupidly at each other, I decided to be a Good Samaritan. I picked it up and saw that it was a small, polished replica of a human skull. I looked to the old man standing next to me and said "It's a skull". He shrugged his shoulders. I didn't want it, but I have such a particular hatred of littering, that I didn't want to drop it back on the floor lest someone think I was a dirty skull litterer. I decided the proper thing to do would be to give it back to whoever dropped the thing.
So, I jumped in the door of the L train and saw you with what I thought was a cane. So I said, "Here's your skull" and handed it to you. You were shocked, I thought because you didn't realize it was lost. But as I backed off the train as the doors closed I saw that it wasn't a cane you had but an umbrella. And luggage. And you clearly weren't the person who dropped the skull.
I can't imagine how weird it must have been to have some woman run onto a train, shove a skull in your hand and tell you it's yours. So I'm just writing this to let you know it wasn't a voodoo ritual, an ominous mafia warning, a gang initiation, or a misguided attempt at getting to know you better. I truly thought you dropped your skull.
Now what did you do with it? I'm dying to know!
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Olsojente: To the guy I gave a skull to.I just wanted to let you know I wasn't a crazy lady. Here's what happened:
A guy was running for a train. I saw something go flying off the end of his cane (yes, he was running with a cane). After a few seconds of me and other waiting passengers looking around stupidly at each other, I decided to be a Good Samaritan. I picked it up and saw that it was a small, polished replica of a human skull. I looked to the old man standing next to me and said "It's a skull". He shrugged his shoulders. I didn't want it, but I have such a particular hatred of littering, that I didn't want to drop it back on the floor lest someone think I was a dirty skull litterer. I decided the proper thing to do would be to give it back to whoever dropped the thing.
So, I jumped in the door of the L train and saw you with what I thought was a cane. So I said, "Here's your skull" and handed it to you. You were shocked, I thought because you didn't realize it was lost. But as I backed off the train as the doors closed I saw that it wasn't a cane you had but an umbrella. And luggage. And you clearly weren't the person who dropped the skull.
I can't imagine how weird it must have been to have some woman run onto a train, shove a skull in your hand and tell you it's yours. So I'm just writing this to let you know it wasn't a voodoo ritual, an ominous mafia warning, a gang initiation, or a misguided attempt at getting to know you better. I truly thought you dropped your skull.
Now what did you do with it? I'm dying to know!
A guy was running for a train. I saw something go flying off the end of his cane (yes, he was running with a cane). After a few seconds of me and other waiting passengers looking around stupidly at each other, I decided to be a Good Samaritan. I picked it up and saw that it was a small, polished replica of a human skull. I looked to the old man standing next to me and said "It's a skull". He shrugged his shoulders. I didn't want it, but I have such a particular hatred of littering, that I didn't want to drop it back on the floor lest someone think I was a dirty skull litterer. I decided the proper thing to do would be to give it back to whoever dropped the thing.
So, I jumped in the door of the L train and saw you with what I thought was a cane. So I said, "Here's your skull" and handed it to you. You were shocked, I thought because you didn't realize it was lost. But as I backed off the train as the doors closed I saw that it wasn't a cane you had but an umbrella. And luggage. And you clearly weren't the person who dropped the skull.
I can't imagine how weird it must have been to have some woman run onto a train, shove a skull in your hand and tell you it's yours. So I'm just writing this to let you know it wasn't a voodoo ritual, an ominous mafia warning, a gang initiation, or a misguided attempt at getting to know you better. I truly thought you dropped your skull.
Now what did you do with it? I'm dying to know!
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Obviously Disinterested Brunette for Undeterred Creepy Dude...
I was in the window seat at Union Station. You were leering. I was pretending to be incredibly interested in any number of the following things:
I was in the window seat at Union Station. You were leering. I was pretending to be incredibly interested in any number of the following things:
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