The Ten Worst Things To Hear On A Plane!!! (23)
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Thanks!! I'm flying on friday...
Good ones!!!
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Olsojente: Thanks!! I'm flying on friday... Good ones!!!
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I just arrived safely to Tenerife.
When we were greeted on board the plane in Madrid, it went something like this:
Good evening and welcome to Spanair flight xyz to Sevilla... silence... giggle... strange sounds, coughing.. continues.. and beyond, all the way to Tenerife North.
Sure, that captain had come prepared. Fog as pea soup and rain, maybe he knew something we didn't.
His flying was spotless, or maybe it was the copilot saving the day.
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Olsojente: Thanks!! I'm flying on friday... Good ones!!!
Ooops, Sorry 
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yeah-thanks mylife
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What's that Little Fellow doing out on that Wing?
Why is he tearing out Pieces of it? 
Why is he tearing out Pieces of it?
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Conrad73: What's that Little Fellow doing out on that Wing?
Why is he tearing out Pieces of it?
Bad Gremlins , Bad!!!Why is he tearing out Pieces of it?
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mylifewithu: Bad Gremlins , Bad!!!
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Speaker is on and you hear:
Turn , turn , OH SH$T!!!!
Turn , turn , OH SH$T!!!!
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mylifewithu: 10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
My dad is a retired pilot...and he would love these!
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I was on a junket once to Elko and the stewardess was going thru the "cushion is a floation device" rant.
Then she said...."like this is going to save your butt".... Everyone busted out laughing...
(it was a laid back flight)
Then she said...."like this is going to save your butt"....
Everyone busted out laughing...(it was a laid back flight)
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Indyfella: I was on a junket once to Elko and the stewardess was going thru the "cushion is a floation device" rant.
Then she said...."like this is going to save your butt".... Everyone busted out laughing...
(it was a laid back flight)
Then she said...."like this is going to save your butt".... Everyone busted out laughing...
(it was a laid back flight)
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Or when the female pilot says
"this is a long 8 hour flight, we have strong head winds, it will be bumpy, I will not be turning the seat belt light off, you will remain seated throughout the flight and yes I have got PMS"
"this is a long 8 hour flight, we have strong head winds, it will be bumpy, I will not be turning the seat belt light off, you will remain seated throughout the flight and yes I have got PMS"
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Kevint: Or when the female pilot says
"this is a long 8 hour flight, we have strong head winds, it will be bumpy, I will not be turning the seat belt light off, you will remain seated throughout the flight and yes I have got PMS"
"this is a long 8 hour flight, we have strong head winds, it will be bumpy, I will not be turning the seat belt light off, you will remain seated throughout the flight and yes I have got PMS"
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9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.