Wife
Author: Unknown
‘Wife!,' cried the impatient husband. ‘Fetch me my boots, I have friends I need to meet.’
Fetch them yourself, thought the wife, as she delivered them to his feet.
‘Wife!,' cried the greedy husband. ‘Get me food, for my hunger must be satisfied.’
You big fat oaf, thought the wife, as she hastily complied.
‘Wife!,' cried the lazy husband. ‘There’s cold beer in the fridge, I want it now, without delay.’
I should ram this bottle down your throat, thought the wife, as she set it down upon a tray.
‘Wife!,' cried the lustful husband. ‘Bring me your body, I need it underneath me until my urge subsides.’
You disgusting pig, thought the wife, as she lay down by his side.
‘Wife,' mumbled the half sleeping husband. ‘Move over, you’re taking up too much bed.’
Sleep tight, screamed the wife, as she brought the hammer hard down upon his head.
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Posted: Sep 2018
Comments (12)
He lost me as a wife on line one - see the door - either you or I are going out that door and won't be back. Which will it be. I wouldn't have married him to begin with. Thus, why I guess I'm still single.
Kathy
And as I am also fond of proverbs I would want to wish you to keep staying healthy and wealthy and wise( you are wise already), never say die,and just remember that life is not a bed of roses, life is often a bed of thorns.
With respect,
Raminta
I love the words, and the thoughts of the wife.... wonderful style.