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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being... | UniqueCrystal | 294 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in... | branksome | 333 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!... | Unknown | 279 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about... | Unknown | 265 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 554 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 813 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 212 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 448 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Feb 2015 | |
I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b... | KatyaPilar | 271 | 0 | Mar 2015 | |
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki... | tigertales | 237 | 0 | Apr 2015 | |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 538 | 0 | May 2015 | |
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES... | Unknown | 490 | 0 | Jun 2015 | |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 796 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!... | sophiasummer | 804 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!... | sophiasummer | 797 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 738 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.... | mcradloff | 981 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu... | EyeLook4U | 883 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca... | jockboy61 | 663 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem... | jockboy61 | 918 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i... | jockboy61 | 662 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!... | MotorMouse | 460 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......... | lostabone | 703 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 700 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik... | jarred1 | 1,152 | 0 | Jan 2016 | |
Transatlantic Translation FailureNo comment ;)... | ManicCC | 646 | 0 | Jun 2016 | |
Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.... | SchylerSilvey | 634 | 0 | Jul 2016 | |
ODE TO A WASPWasps bastards with wings... | ManicCC | 910 | 0 | Aug 2016 | |
RentThis is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.... | mcradloff | 836 | 0 | Sep 2016 | |
A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi... | cafetwo2010 | 520 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
The Heart's ConflictThis the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.... | Bbip123 | 332 | 0 | Oct 2016 | |
What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s... | cafetwo2010 | 426 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Dec 2016 | |
Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)... | MarkZ1998 | 318 | 0 | Jan 2017 | |
Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go... | EyeLook4U | 501 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.... | Hickman28 | 383 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to... | Hickman28 | 343 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .... | Hickman28 | 326 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P... | Odysseus_own | 362 | - | Feb 2017 | |
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......... | danny19702 | 324 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 343 | 0 | Mar 2017 |
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