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MAXILLAE THE SKELETONCOMPLMENTORYPOETRY Poem

MAXILLAE THE ­SKELETON~COMPLMENTORY­POETRY­ Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being...

UniqueCrystal2940Sep 2014
Sometning Rreal Poem

Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in...

branksome3330Sep 2014
Shouldnt should have shouldnt Poem

Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!...

Unknown2790Sep 2014
Circling bulgariaism Poem

Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about...

Unknown2650Sep 2014
The Name of the Muse Poem

The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems....

CMerlyn5540Nov 2014
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19508130Nov 2014
the friendly dog Poem

the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own...

Unknown2120Jan 2015
Play on Words Poem

Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey...

fugitive4324480Jan 2015
ME Poem

MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same....

Unknown2950Feb 2015
I have been thinking Poem

I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b...

KatyaPilar2710Mar 2015
Being New Poem

Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...

tigertales2370Apr 2015
David Letterman Poem

David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year....

mcradloff5380May 2015
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE Poem

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES...

Unknown4900Jun 2015
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7960Sep 2015
Tardis Scene 1 Poem

Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!...

sophiasummer8040Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 2 Poem

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

sophiasummer7970Oct 2015
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7380Oct 2015
Crossing Over One Mans Escape From Amish Life Poem

Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett....

mcradloff9810Nov 2015
P S PU Poem

P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu...

EyeLook4U8830Nov 2015
SPORT Poem

SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca...

jockboy616630Nov 2015
You do my head in Poem

You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem...

jockboy619180Nov 2015
Your Dog Poem

Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i...

jockboy616620Nov 2015
With a little Humor Poem

With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!...

MotorMouse4600Dec 2015
Haiku 1 Poem

Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty.........

lostabone7030Dec 2015
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1237000Sep 2015
like I do not like Poem

like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik...

jarred11,1520Jan 2016
ManicCC6460Jun 2016
Unsanitary Blindness Poem

Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see....

SchylerSilvey6340Jul 2016
ODE TO A WASP Poem

ODE TO A WASPWasps bastards with wings...

ManicCC9100Aug 2016
Rent Poem

RentThis is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit....

mcradloff8360Sep 2016
A morticians love poem Lol Poem

A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi...

cafetwo20105200Nov 2016
The Hearts Conflict Poem

The Heart's ConflictThis the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there....

Bbip1233320Oct 2016
What is a soulmate Lol Poem

What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s...

cafetwo20104260Nov 2016
Extremely Poem

Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered...

Unknown2800Dec 2016
Welcome 2017 Poem

Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)...

MarkZ19983180Jan 2017
Noem Wrote A Poem

Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go...

EyeLook4U5010Mar 2017
Sweet Poem

SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet....

Hickman283830Feb 2017
CA LuPa Poem

CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to...

Hickman283430Feb 2017
Meek mill Poem

Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu ....

Hickman283260Feb 2017
Art of war VI Poem

Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P...

Odysseus_own362-Feb 2017
Maine is good for snow and dogs Poem

Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid..........

danny197023240Feb 2017
Really Big Trouble Poem

Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I...

EyeLook4U3430Mar 2017

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