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Writers Block Poem

Writer's BlockSomething, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something...

funnyguy2222612Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
Just Another Day At Work Poem

Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think...

steve12234456Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
Delving into hidden voiceless timeless selves Poem

Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves'hello, how did you get in there...'...

Earlgreytea4958Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
The Hand Poem

The HandI think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so...

steve12233992Sep 2011Oct 2011
Poetnumber1
Forever Bell Poem

Forever Bellit's almost Friday?...

cafetwo20104224Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT Poem

~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room c...

breathless222552Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Words of the Vocabulary Poem

Words of the Vocabulary............Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth.......

breathless222322Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Chinese Women Poem

Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr...

wisemandy5105Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
6months to live Poem

6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse...

kickit2258010Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Dancing as A star Poem

~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long......

breathless221933Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
In This Very Minute Poem

In This Very MinuteI first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy3881Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
My Dog Rover 2 Poem

My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell...

steve12233774Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Victorsfmallare4522Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
A MALE MONOLOGUE Poem

A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo...

steve122360011Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Ying Yang Poem

Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it....

steve12234585Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Nonesense Poem

NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down...

Unknown3013Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
BUBBLEGUM Poem

BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........

breathless224049Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
somewhere Poem

somewheremy mercurian lightness in love.....

lorentz5829Sep 2011Sep 2011
lorentz
boyshchrm641816Aug 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Red X Poem

Red XFunny what you find on the road these days...

steve12235166Sep 2011Sep 2011
Redex
THE VERY PROPER GANDER Poem

THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal...

marikia1,66211Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
SELECTION OF Poem

SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD...

bucky12834Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
A Penny Poem

A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co...

kickit224526Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Mystery Meat Poem

Mystery MeatIt's a mystery what is in a sausage...

steve12233902Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot Poem

Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invit...

cafetwo20106312Sep 2011Sep 2011
jeddah12
dancing with doctor dee Poem

dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought.......

hedistuff5112Sep 2011Sep 2011
Pinkpoetress
Our Love Has Failed Poetnumber1 steve1223 Poem

Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request...

steve12235392Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Im only me Poem

I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o...

cafetwo201051615Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
What To Rhyme With What Poem

What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme...

steve12233422Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Wanna Hear a Secret Poem

Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!...

gas_jockey3413Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234144Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
I Am So In Love With You rewrite of Poetnumber1 Poem

I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my...

steve12234294Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Early Morning Action Poem

Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe...

steve12233395Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Just one of those days Poem

Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !...

Unknown2874Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Ode To Poetnumber1 Poem

Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no...

steve12233793Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Gypsy Rose Lee Poem

Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo...

steve12234536Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Steppin In It hilarious poem Poem

Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao...

soquiliquay4672Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Dreaming Poem

Dreaming??Just having some fun...

steve12238304Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Kickit Poem

KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit....

steve122354610Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
botany Poem

botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e...

agoodguy2have7947Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
Hi Poem

Hihi...

kickit225314Apr 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE Poem

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

starfire_girl4065Sep 2011Sep 2011
starfire_girl

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