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Same Homeless man I metaphor Poem

Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events...

Unknown1,6060Feb 2010
days out Poem

days outwashed over my while in the bath...

Unknown2510Feb 2010
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114040Mar 2010
Grog Monster Poem

Grog MonsterJust a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!...

Unknown3500Apr 2010
Candy Pt 1 2 Poem

Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after....

Unknown3050May 2010
A Kilt Poem

A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts....

Unknown3550May 2010
Positively negative Poem

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4110May 2010
WHAT did you say Poem

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5100May 2010
Canadian Football league Poem

Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w...

ironman3860Jul 2010
To Beauty Poem

To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req...

Unknown3570Jul 2010
The kings Command Part 1 Poem

The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas...

cambuff2800Aug 2010
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle4000Aug 2010
THE LIFE OF A BAG Poem

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

Unknown2240Aug 2010
The blanket Poem

(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket....

badboybill53573310Aug 2010
The Dance Floor Poem

The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim...

badboybill53573390Aug 2010
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6200Sep 2010
bouncing ball Poem

bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk...

Unknown2480Sep 2010
one more shift Poem

one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun...

Unknown2380Sep 2010
halloween Poem

halloweenall about halloween...

Unknown3410Oct 2010
Face Book Friends Poem

Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book.....

Unknown2810Nov 2010
cold ain Poem

cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain...

Unknown3000Dec 2010
Karma Poem

KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea....

Unknown2630Dec 2010
One Fine Day Anon Poem

One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy....

Unknown2760Dec 2010
when i look into your eyes Poem

when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head...

Unknown1750Jan 2011
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CuspofMagic4760Jan 2011
seeks Poem

seekslazy to complete it...

MELTATION002713200Jan 2011
The Man In The Moon Poem

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Unknown2250Jan 2011
My DD Poem

My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong...

Unknown2320Mar 2011
David and Mona Poem

David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

Unknown2550Mar 2011
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3420Apr 2011
The Isle of Snugglindon Poem

The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n...

Unknown3550Apr 2011
Turtle Soup Poem

Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s...

Unknown4510May 2011
old man Poem

old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being...

nightcrow2800Jun 2011
Fridge Monster Poem

Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4...

steve12233970Jul 2011
A sonnet ordered me Violante Poem

A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood....

GUZMAN18690Aug 2011
CHESS WIH DEATH Poem

CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs...

Unknown2910Aug 2011
dope dreams Poem

dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th...

jimmydean694160Aug 2011
Jingle Bells Osama Smells Poem

Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)...

trsalemme8050Aug 2011
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4040Sep 2011
But did we Poem

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5350Sep 2011
Strange but true Poem

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4510Sep 2011
The Poet Has Spoken Poem

The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu...

steve12233560Sep 2011

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