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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events... | Unknown | 1,606 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
days outwashed over my while in the bath... | Unknown | 251 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...... | Fern1311 | 404 | 0 | Mar 2010 | |
Grog MonsterJust a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!... | Unknown | 350 | 0 | Apr 2010 | |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 305 | 0 | May 2010 | |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr... | optimisticme | 411 | 0 | May 2010 | |
WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go... | optimisticme | 510 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w... | ironman | 386 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req... | Unknown | 357 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 400 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and... | Unknown | 224 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket.... | badboybill5357 | 331 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim... | badboybill5357 | 339 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 620 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk... | Unknown | 248 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun... | Unknown | 238 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
halloweenall about halloween... | Unknown | 341 | 0 | Oct 2010 | |
Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book..... | Unknown | 281 | 0 | Nov 2010 | |
cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain... | Unknown | 300 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.... | Unknown | 263 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.... | Unknown | 276 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head... | Unknown | 175 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
................................................... | CuspofMagic | 476 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
seekslazy to complete it... | MELTATION00271 | 320 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?... | Unknown | 225 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong... | Unknown | 232 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s... | Unknown | 255 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,342 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s... | Unknown | 451 | 0 | May 2011 | |
old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being... | nightcrow | 280 | 0 | Jun 2011 | |
Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4... | steve1223 | 397 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.... | GUZMAN1 | 869 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 416 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 805 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 404 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 535 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to... | optimisticme | 451 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu... | steve1223 | 356 | 0 | Sep 2011 |
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