| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 ~ Dum ~ Dum ~ Dee ~ a ~reminiscing... | Unknown | 368 | 2 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 Unknown |
 Are you insane? Check yes/ noA lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?... | cafetwo2010 | 1,038 | 23 | May 2016 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,039 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Apr 2017 godsprincess |
bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.Scam Master! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 685 | 2 | Nov 2016 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
 Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those... | trurorob | 2,172 | 47 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2017 trurorob |
 A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.... | Macduff5 | 473 | 5 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 southmiami4321 |
 Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo... | EyeLook4U | 393 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 PlainoldJane |
I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap... | EyeLook4U | 406 | 2 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 EyeLook4U |
Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.... | cafetwo2010 | 629 | 9 | Oct 2016 | Mar 2017 cafetwo2010 |
 PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie... | Taz0274 | 396 | 3 | Feb 2017 | Mar 2017 Purpledragon64 |
 YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | mcradloff | 718 | 6 | May 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
How I came to write poetryLol or what?... | cafetwo2010 | 758 | 24 | Apr 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
The Nothing PoemOk, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 1,046 | 15 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2017 lindsyjones |
A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu... | cafetwo2010 | 751 | 17 | Mar 2014 | Feb 2017 cafetwo2010 |
The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it... | Unknown | 361 | 2 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 Unknown |
 I Remember The First time It Happened..I thought this was too good not to share.... | Mizzy4 | 733 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Dec 2016 Macduff5 |
"Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!... | Unknown | 549 | 10 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Press# 1 if you are looking for..There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our... | cafetwo2010 | 692 | 2 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 644 | 22 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
My ideal womanOk..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,240 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 744 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into... | cafetwo2010 | 568 | 4 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 623 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
The Emoticon's Are Coming!I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear th... | cafetwo2010 | 671 | 10 | May 2011 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h... | cafetwo2010 | 530 | 8 | Oct 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT AUTHORS PERMISSION!Boo!!!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 688 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Nov 2016 godsprincess |
 Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,... | morgen90210 | 713 | 11 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2016 morgen90210 |
What Women WantThis was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.... | Macduff5 | 718 | 8 | Sep 2016 | Nov 2016 sec1985 |
My astrological sign..lolI'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I w... | cafetwo2010 | 484 | 5 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
E-MotionsThis is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..... | cafetwo2010 | 794 | 14 | Apr 2012 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 Drink meI do write quite a few funny ones too... | Poetryman64 | 431 | 1 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 Deenaz1 |
Ten Little GirlfriendsI was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write th... | Macduff5 | 676 | 4 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 mcradloff |
If Superman was...If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circu... | morgen90210 | 880 | 19 | Jul 2016 | Sep 2016 morgen90210 |
A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical... | lovecanbereal | 1,216 | 6 | Jan 2016 | Aug 2016 lovecanbereal |
The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !... | morgen90210 | 1,564 | 21 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2016 morgen90210 |
 riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be... | elo69 | 592 | 1 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 mcradloff |
 All to myself .I love my bed.... | Topkaz | 456 | 9 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 Topkaz |
LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive... | Ronnie779 | 754 | 2 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 godsprincess |
I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 722 | 3 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Mystic MegJust a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .... | Topkaz | 516 | 1 | May 2016 | May 2016 nonsmoker |
As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil... | morgen90210 | 729 | 6 | May 2016 | May 2016 morgen90210 |
Mens insanity surveySit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men.... | cafetwo2010 | 796 | 8 | May 2016 | May 2016 marikia |
