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I try and make
my comments
like a woman's skirt
long enough
to be interesting
short enough to be respectful...
No body talks
if a chicken can't fly
or when the honey bee flies
no one comments...
Cool posts
and comments
make cool friends!
If it's negative
don't forget
to leave it in my suggestion box
shaped like a toilet!
About this poem:
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment!Regards,
Ken :)
hmmmm..
kids: meat
teacher: very good now.what does the pig give you?
kids: bacon
teacher: great! and what does the cow give you?
kids: homework!
About this poem:
found it funny
Knowing you...Knowing me...
About this poem:
I think I'm a little bored...or mad!
DADDY DADDY!
You're the man!
Promise to throw my
trash in a can!
I'm your biggest fan!
Now come hold my hand !
Everyday you make me smile !
This has been going on for a while!
I feel like a child !
Sometimes even wild !
I know your always there !
With the touch of the phone !
Daddy Daddy!
Please
Take her drunk
a** home !
I wrote you a poem!
Promise not to roam !
You know I'm no lush !
I'm guilty of a crush !
Oh Daddy Daddy !
Promise to never be a fatty !
You can roll a fat one!
Have lots of fun !
Just don't smoke more then one !
For you might become
A fatty Daddy!!
About this poem:
Inspired by a funny story I heardBang
and earth a balloon
would'nt it be great
to lock them both
in to the one room
B O O M..!
Seeking women 134 to 798
Read me if you can see
These are my age ranges
Anyone above the age of
798 I won't respond to
I won't
I just won't.
Cafe
lol
Circling bulgariaism
To forklifters mind
Lift me high
Till i'm high tide
In the sky
Case in outerspace
nutcase
Nutcase save's
Human race
About this poem:
nice poem about about
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).
fit fullest feminine figures,
Finnicky, fancy facials for
fairest faces, flaunting,
Frizzled follicles flowing
from flamboyant ,
flirtatious females,
Fancy footwear,
Flowers....fuchsia, freesia,
Finest feathered feast,
for family friends,
Failing financial flareup,
frustrated father faints,
Fanatical fairytale fantasy
finally fulfilled.
About this poem:
Every word starts with "F".Each verse has 22 words.
Each verse has 47 syllables.
There is another F word I could
have used.....this was a tough one.
Thank you Jade and Christian,
for the challenge.
I'm just wondering though.......
Is this poetry ??
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
Emotions run deep
Black Sheep a writer's red ink
Don't follow the herd
About this poem:
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
I now wait for the days
You would be in my arms
Look at you intensely and say
Dear I had roses and beef for lunch !
With only us in a tight embrace,
Without fear,doubts or a slight disgrace,
You jabbed me as i felt the pain,
Dear...DID YOU FART AGAIN!!!
With quick reaction I kiss your face,
And from smitten to stricken,
You turned to stone glaze,
And in a moment later Faint !
I carried her towards a Lady
And ask3d her for help
But could not take my eyes off
Her bosom dancing by themselves!
The lady was kissing my baby
She says it was the kiss of life
But here I am feeling h*rny
Ans saw my baby staring like sharpen knives!
About this poem:
feel freeeeee to koment...all in name of pinkie
Hurry now not much time to lose
because we are going to take over the World! !!!
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