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Newest Limerick Poems (105)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Newest Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

SchylerSilvey

SUCCUBUS

Via your heart, I tear through your soul.
I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold.
The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold.
I am love's leach, the story untold.
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Posted: Nov 2016
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Unknown

My true love forever

My true love will be my special treasure, my new love always deserves nothing but true love and compassion at all times. She deserves happiness at all times and treated with my special love she always wants and deserves. Treating her like she's a princess no matter what. Taking care of her when she's having a bad day or ill. I'm a loving man waiting to treat my gal with love and respect at all times good or bad.
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Its about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to make her comfortable. I'm a very compassionate mate and am patient.
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SchylerSilvey

Unsanitary Blindness

A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee,
I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
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Posted: Jul 2016
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Retsina_007

Fred the Pig

There once was a pig named Fred
who sadly it has to be said
was a tad overweight
and couldn't fit through the gate
so spent all his days in his bed.
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Posted: Aug 2015
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48jojo

Summer

Summers ending hold on

not so fast, there is still time

to enjoy while it lasts

grilling, games, sunning

and summer concerts in the eve

eating outside and walking about

don't be in a hurry enjoy while it lasts

for winter will come as we turn away

from the sun so enjoy today

for tomorrow will come
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Posted: Aug 2015
About this poem:
Just a thought
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honeybear3000

Drifting Away.......

wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different time ,where dreams never live or never die drifting away it seem far beyond the wildest dreams ,with your eyes close follow the stars nothing else to say drifting away.......
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Posted: Apr 2015
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ImagineLove

Frozen

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In the depiction of Disney’s “Frozen”
Such a beautiful animated scene we see
Of helping one another and caring
Just the way it ought to be

As days grow shorter and cold sets in
Loneliness may become your new friend
Just think of the newness waiting to grow
All the beautiful colors hidden below
That will bloom in the Spring
With hope of love in everything

Bide our time and use this freeze
As we think of that warmer breeze
To extend a loving hug or touch
In a world where it’s needed so very much
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Posted: Dec 2014
About this poem:
Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love!

Happy Holidays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage
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shadow1950

Santa --- A Limerick

Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck
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Posted: Dec 2014
About this poem:
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
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48jojo

Turkey

Turkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table

come all and eat me if your able

Come and taste my breast of tender white

and enjoy my meal with delight

Fest on my wings, legs and thighs

and later we will shop for the Christmas buys
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Posted: Nov 2014
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shadow1950

Dank Pants

A fisherman sat with line all lank
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.
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Posted: Nov 2014
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