How Do You Prefer Your Toilet Paper Dispensed? (61)
SinglelisiousNaples, Florida USA48 Threads 2,854 Postsand me!!!
mikemo68: those ones are for babies..
opps forgot the quote
....I use plastic carrier bags....waste not want not.....
ooby_dooby: Hey Guzman how come you keep exuming these long dead threads? Especially one about toilet paper.
This old thread beats all the political threads lately.
you need to ask the Venezuelans!
ooby_dooby: Hey Guzman how come you keep exuming these long dead threads? Especially one about toilet paper.
Well... he once made a statistic and since then...
Very quickly after a Vindaloo 
Singlelisious: and me!!!
...ok,ok, ok.. well.. you smell like a baby.... 
.. ..
In order to solve the problem.............I have two toilets.....so 1 is good and the other is bad. Or the bad one is good ........and the good one is bad. Or I´m just happy we don´t have to use Izal (anyone remember that?) Or newspaper!!!!
2intrigued: Oh lord, you really do have a gift with words.
"BBBBBBaby.....you ain't seen nuthin' yet, bbbbbb- baby, I took- what I couldn't get, and she looked at me with b- big brown eyes, and said, ya ain't seen nuthin' yet..."(you just reminded me of Bachman Turner Overdrive, for some reason)
hoolet: In order to solve the problem.............I have two toilets.....so 1 is good and the other is bad. Or the bad one is good ........and the good one is bad. Or I´m just happy we don´t have to use Izal (anyone remember that?) Or newspaper!!!!
....Izal yer single sheets...like greaseproof paper....... hoolet: In order to solve the problem.............I have two toilets.....so 1 is good and the other is bad. Or the bad one is good ........and the good one is bad. Or I´m just happy we don´t have to use Izal (anyone remember that?) Or newspaper!!!!
Thankfully i never had to suffer either of them.
rohaan: "BBBBBBaby.....you ain't seen nuthin' yet, bbbbbb- baby, I took- what I couldn't get, and she looked at me with b- big brown eyes, and said, ya ain't seen nuthin' yet..."
(you just reminded me of Bachman Turner Overdrive, for some reason)
(you just reminded me of Bachman Turner Overdrive, for some reason)
I've seen enough to last a lifetime...you're the best Ro!
2intrigued: I've seen enough to last a lifetime...you're the best Ro!
back atcha, you're the best too!Must be over in my place, in my bathroom and the guest one. I get a wee bit jittery if I see an under roll. 
janie1305: Must be over in my place, in my bathroom and the guest one. I get a wee bit jittery if I see an under roll.
..what different about ..over under ??????as long as there is one there....like saying which side of the toast should you bit first......by way what side do you bit first...left to right...or right to left....????????/
truheart1941: ..what different about ..over under ??????as long as there is one there....like saying which side of the toast should you bit first......by way what side do you bit first...left to right...or right to left....????????/
There's a big difference! As for the toast, that depends in which hand I'm holding it.....the toast that is.
Over. And when I see it the wrong way in other people's bathrooms, I change it.
Also from a box during those lonely nights at home. Which is the only reason why a man would ever buy tissues. That's why they come in Man-Size.
Also from a box during those lonely nights at home. Which is the only reason why a man would ever buy tissues. That's why they come in Man-Size.
I never knew there was a right/wrong way to dispense potty paper.
I suppose I'll have to be much more careful before the potty paper patrol comes knocking at my door.
I suppose I'll have to be much more careful before the potty paper patrol comes knocking at my door.
mikemo68: ...ok,ok, ok.. well.. you smell like a baby.... .. ..
Yeah Baby!!!!
Obstinance_Works: Over. And when I see it the wrong way in other people's bathrooms, I change it.
Also from a box during those lonely nights at home. Which is the only reason why a man would ever buy tissues. That's why they come in Man-Size.
I absolutely believe that you do.Also from a box during those lonely nights at home. Which is the only reason why a man would ever buy tissues. That's why they come in Man-Size.
BTW, I tried making those tuxedo folds on the end of a new roll but they kept unfolding.
So I put a couple of staples in it.
ooby_dooby: I absolutely believe that you do.
BTW, I tried making those tuxedo folds on the end of a new roll but they kept unfolding.
So I put a couple of staples in it.
hope you remembered them!BTW, I tried making those tuxedo folds on the end of a new roll but they kept unfolding.
So I put a couple of staples in it.
Brannigan70: Guaranteed not to leave a trace behind
Yikes.
In response to: This is a poll asking how do you prefer toilet paper dispensed?
Bloody hell.... has it come to this?!
xxDandelionxx: Bloody hell.... has it come to this?!
Ok madame , I prefer it outwardly xxDandelionxx: Bloody hell.... has it come to this?!
...I was looking at his toilet roll....^...xxDandelionxx: Bloody hell.... has it come to this?!
CS Polls I don't like, but this particular question is important to some of us you know.
ooby_dooby: I absolutely believe that you do.
BTW, I tried making those tuxedo folds on the end of a new roll but they kept unfolding.
So I put a couple of staples in it.
now that's handy! Let me help: Take the new roll out of the cellophane or whatever. Gently loosen the first section's end {curiously, they seem to stick, like they have a tad bit of glue on them...} Now, flip the first section over, and fold each side inward to an angle, much like making the flaps on the wings for a paper airplane. Firmly press down, and then evenly press the end upward. This squares it up, which gives it a more manly, butch finish. (Tapering it is too prissy). Hope this helps.BTW, I tried making those tuxedo folds on the end of a new roll but they kept unfolding.
So I put a couple of staples in it.
Brannigan70: I'd say it's likely available or maybe somebody in printing/photography could make one up for ye
Hey, I know you! You're that guy in the Irish folk song, something like, "shake hands with yer Uncle Mike, me boy, and kiss yer sister Kate,
and there's the girl you used to swing, down by the garden gate,
Shake hands with all of the neighbors, and kiss the colleens all,
you're as welcome as the flowers in May in dear old Donegal,
meet, Flanagan, Brannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Hailey, O'Daily,
McGuire, Malone,,,"and so on
did I get at least some of it right?
rohaan: Hey, I know you! You're that guy in the Irish folk song, something like,
"shake hands with yer Uncle Mike, me boy, and kiss yer sister Kate,
and there's the girl you used to swing, down by the garden gate,
Shake hands with all of the neighbors, and kiss the colleens all,
you're as welcome as the flowers in May in dear old Donegal,
meet, Flanagan, Brannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Hailey, O'Daily,
McGuire, Malone,,,"and so on did I get at least some of it right?
I'm at a loss there , not familiar with those lyrics/words "shake hands with yer Uncle Mike, me boy, and kiss yer sister Kate,
and there's the girl you used to swing, down by the garden gate,
Shake hands with all of the neighbors, and kiss the colleens all,
you're as welcome as the flowers in May in dear old Donegal,
meet, Flanagan, Brannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Hailey, O'Daily,
McGuire, Malone,,,"and so on did I get at least some of it right?
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