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Wanna see my willy that would give you a laugh 
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Lookin4missright: Wanna see my willy that would give you a laugh
Would I be giggling breathlessly or just rolling on the floor?
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One2note: I can think of many things you can do with ice cream but it could get messy.
Messy schmessy. Go on
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Elegsabiff: Would I be giggling breathlessly or just rolling on the floor?
prolly both
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Elegsabiff: Messy schmessy. Go on
I do get a little clumsy eating ice cream in the company of a women & I hate waste.
Any the wiser?
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Lookin4missright: prolly both
Nope, I'm definitely a one or the other girl.
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One2note: I do get a little clumsy eating ice cream in the company of a women & I hate waste.
Any the wiser?
Any the wiser?
Probably easiest to just tip it onto my tummy and lick it off, that is usually the least wasteful way.
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Elegsabiff: Probably easiest to just tip it onto my tummy and lick it off, that is usually the least wasteful way.
What can ya do with a banana split lub
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Elegsabiff: Probably easiest to just tip it onto my tummy and lick it off, that is usually the least wasteful way.
Then you'll have to stay motionless .. We don't want it dripping down, or we will have real problems .
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Lookin4missright: What can ya do with a banana split lub
Never tried, but that's what I already said, I'm here to learn
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Elegsabiff: Never tried, but that's what I already said, I'm here to learn
me too move over
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One2note: Then you'll have to stay motionless .. We don't want it dripping down, or we will have real problems .
You HAVE to be kidding. You could stay still with icecream trickles and a human mop on the job? I'm ticklish, man!
You'll just have to be really quick.
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Lookin4missright: me too move over
Yes but - who's going to be teaching?
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Can yooz get off the ice-cream
What about mangos
What about mangos
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Elegsabiff: Yes but - who's going to be teaching?
o2n
he seems more swiched on 
i would've got all excited and left ice-cream in the container 
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Lookin4missright: Can yooz get off the ice-cream
What about mangos
What about mangos
Best way to eat a mango is sitting in a bath, and it isn't a pretty sight.
Unless you have a video of yourself which proves me wrong, of course.
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Lookin4missright: o2n he seems more swiched on i would've got all excited and left ice-cream in the container
I think he got all excited and went out to buy ice-cream instead
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Elegsabiff: Best way to eat a mango is sitting in a bath, and it isn't a pretty sight.
Unless you have a video of yourself which proves me wrong, of course.
Unless you have a video of yourself which proves me wrong, of course.
i'd fit half a dozen mangos up my bottom
Don;t eat it
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Elegsabiff: I think he got all excited and went out to buy ice-cream instead
and i thought that i would be gone first
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Lookin4missright: i'd fit half a dozen mangos up my bottom
Don;t eat it
Don;t eat it
I will never look at a mango the same way again
That did the trick, ya BEAUTY
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Elegsabiff: I will never look at a mango the same way again
That did the trick, ya BEAUTY
That did the trick, ya BEAUTY
My job is done
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Addressing social injustices is another way of distracting yourself. Of course I am talking about how men can openly fart whereas women cannot. You see it all the time, a guy drops a massive blanket ripper and all his mates are like-yeah good one, geez that stinks, better out than in etc., on the other hand the women have to hold on to it and just laugh politely.
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pat8lanips: Addressing social injustices is another way of distracting yourself. Of course I am talking about how men can openly fart whereas women cannot. You see it all the time, a guy drops a massive blanket ripper and all his mates are like-yeah good one, geez that stinks, better out than in etc., on the other hand the women have to hold on to it and just laugh politely.
So true
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What I am curious about is that on your profile you have "Found the one"
More About Me
Been snapped up by the most wonderful guy!
so why do you need to be flirting on a website with other people? doesn't your man give you enough attention?
Just curious...
More About Me
Been snapped up by the most wonderful guy!
so why do you need to be flirting on a website with other people? doesn't your man give you enough attention?
Just curious...
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My apologies!!.. 
terribly sorry I read someone else's profile...
I wish I could have edited my error...
Pleas strike this.. -->
terribly sorry I read someone else's profile...I wish I could have edited my error...
Pleas strike this.. -->
Chambella: What I am curious about is that on your profile you have "Found the one"
More About Me
Been snapped up by the most wonderful guy!
so why do you need to be flirting on a website with other people? doesn't your man give you enough attention?
Just curious...
More About Me
Been snapped up by the most wonderful guy!
so why do you need to be flirting on a website with other people? doesn't your man give you enough attention?
Just curious...
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Elegsabiff:
Booze? Think I have some cooking brandy
Icecream?
Lively exchange of insults?
Phone A Friend?
Make a fool of myself? (point me in the right direction)
Other (details).
Booze? Think I have some cooking brandy
Icecream?
Lively exchange of insults?
Phone A Friend?
Make a fool of myself? (point me in the right direction)
Other (details).
What type of booze do you use for cooking/baking if I may ask?
thank you!
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chatonlyman2: At least I'm in your Poll. Give me that
The maple syrup is at its peek! I may have had to much
The maple syrup is at its peek! I may have had to much
The trick is to stop drinking it when the foam spreads over the surface
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wellllllll. 15 years ago , I took the vow of celibacy......which will end tomorrow night....then I am good to go...........again......... ....you look charming tonight life....
more sooo tomorrow night...... 
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pat8lanips: Addressing social injustices is another way of distracting yourself. Of course I am talking about how men can openly fart whereas women cannot. You see it all the time, a guy drops a massive blanket ripper and all his mates are like-yeah good one, geez that stinks, better out than in etc., on the other hand the women have to hold on to it and just laugh politely.
Oh damn, is that what we're supposed to do? Oops.
I do tend to look accusingly at the nearest man and say 'you DIDN'T!'
Which of course is factually true.
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Emergency cheering up required HELP(Vote Below)
What I'd like is a rollicking outrageous flirt
I haven't been around in a while (and was pretty snippy the last time I surfaced) so hi, I'm Biff, bitching and flirting skills a little rusty, always happy to learn.