Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to America next month," says John. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim ?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... New York, L.A, Vegas ..."
"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh Jim ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.
Dubai or anywhere in the gulf really. Imagine taking the worst human beings from every country and giving them all a winning lottery ticket - that's the gulf. Disgusting Islamic Disneyland horrorshow if there ever was an argument for racial cleansing it is the gulf Arabs.
ChesneyChrist: Dubai or anywhere in the gulf really. Imagine taking the worst human beings from every country and giving them all a winning lottery ticket - that's the gulf. Disgusting Islamic Disneyland horrorshow if there ever was an argument for racial cleansing it is the gulf Arabs.
There are rougher places on earth - such as the Congo - but they inspire pity where the gulf goes beyond tragic. It is not the vices of poverty and ignorance, it is pure biological evil the very home of hell on earth.
Oct 30, 2017 5:55 AM CST Witch country would you avoid visiting
AussieBloke2011Murchison area, Victoria Australia1 Threads3 Posts
AussieBloke2011Murchison area, Victoria Australia3 posts
truheart1941: America....a nation of trigger happy lunatics...........
Yes and also totally full of themselves, I laugh how they have the world series and the world champ of what ever sport in the USA, and not one other country plays in there WORLD series lol lol
epirb: Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to America next month," says John. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim ?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... New York, L.A, Vegas ..."
"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh Jim ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.
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