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For all the non-Sri Lankans out there... What is kottu??

Place
2
11%
City
0
0%
Restaurant
1
6%
Food
13
72%
Sri Lankan rapper
2
11%
Total Votes
18
............

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How would you rate a compliment from your boss?

Hold your head up with pride and smile.
21
57%
Fart in a hurricane compared to a raise.
5
14%
Flush the toilet and forgeddabout it.
11
30%
Total Votes
37
$$$$ $$$$ Never forget that money talks....

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Ladies ,Is it True ?

yes Ali it is True
3
18%
No No it isnt
3
18%
Who Says ?
3
18%
I dont Know
0
0%
AAhhh...Yess ..aahh I love more and More
1
6%
Just sometimes
2
12%
May be More Than Twice a day
1
6%
All the Day and Night make me happy
2
12%
Other
2
12%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is it true that women eat More than Men ?...

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We all know that a man shifts his "third" leg

do like to hang to the left?
14
25%
Do you Like to hang to right
5
9%
Tucked down in between
2
4%
Change, afraid of being a complete Left or Righty
3
5%
Doesn't matter, where it goes it goes
19
35%
towards your belly button if it falls, so be it
6
11%
Other please explain ROFLMAO
6
11%
Total Votes
55
I do not have a 3rd leg, I am 100% woman with no surgery or pills to form me to be a woman hahahaha...

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Chances of you rolling down your windows in traffic and blasting this song

Hell ya
6
29%
Umm.....
4
19%
This song is on a ablum hahaaha.
0
0%
No rap in my car sorry.
8
38%
funny shit.
0
0%
speaking of this song im a fan of nice dsl
0
0%
no comment
3
14%
Total Votes
21
LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG

EVERYBODY IS CORRUPTIBLY - IT JUST DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU GET - RIGHT OR WRONG?

CORRUPTIBLY
29
55%
NOT CORRUPTIBLY
24
45%
Total Votes
53
everybody knows the film: "Indecent Proposal" - with Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson - how far would you go when you can get 1 or 2 million $ - or would you say - never - no!!!!!!!!!! I think, it depends how much you get offer...Read more

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Is she spicy? Is she a gamble ?

Yes spicy
7
24%
Not spicy
1
3%
Undecided
1
3%
A gamble
3
10%
Not a gamble
1
3%
Undecided
4
14%
Both
4
14%
Neither
8
28%
Total Votes
29
X2...

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Is he an Indyfella

He is
8
36%
He isn't
2
9%
Undecided
12
55%
Total Votes
22

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Did D know ?

He did
7
41%
He didn't
3
18%
Undecided
7
41%
Total Votes
17

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Does Gillylove69 ?

He does
14
56%
He doesn't
6
24%
Undecided
5
20%
Total Votes
25

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Which person's house would you go trick or treating to?

The delusional old lady with the green teeth.
4
14%
The spaced out stoner.
10
36%
The 30 something vegan nudist.
14
50%
Total Votes
28
Trick or treat...

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Favorite cheesy pick-up line. (character limit is cutting my choices short)

Did it hurt? (when you fell from heaven)
3
11%
I want to rearrange the alphabet &put U&I together
2
7%
You look like my next girlfriend.
3
11%
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
6
21%
Your pants 'r like a mirror (can see myself in 'em
4
14%
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
2
7%
My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
2
7%
r u a ticket? You have fine written all over you.
3
11%
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2
7%
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot.
1
4%
Total Votes
28
"The following errors occurred: [Describe your poll] is required" I don't think it requires a description, but thank you....

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Part 2. Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked you?

Russell Crowe.
10
29%
Gary Busey.
4
11%
Cortney Love.
10
29%
Nick Nolte.
3
9%
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8
23%
Total Votes
35
None of the above....

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obama's Ear Looks like a Toast ...

True
8
22%
false
9
24%
no idea
10
27%
I have to Have a Toast in my hand
0
0%
SShhhh....Michelle obama is Listening us
7
19%
No ,It Looks like a Space Shuttle ..
1
3%
Other
2
5%
Total Votes
37
Just Fun ......

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Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked?

Charley Sheen.
11
32%
Lindsay Lohan.
5
15%
Mel Gibson.
3
9%
Axel Rose.
3
9%
Paris hilton
12
35%
Total Votes
34

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Who is the last person that you would want to mess with?

James Bond.
18
38%
Indiana Jones.
5
10%
John McClane.
4
8%
Jack Sparrow.
7
15%
Harry Callahan.
14
29%
Total Votes
48
Make my day....

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Should Ali110

yes he should
3
13%
no he shouldnt
3
13%
If he likes
3
13%
NOOOO,he has a Big one already
2
9%
I havnt see his ever
3
13%
he should ask somebody in person
2
9%
ALi show me Yours first
2
9%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Should Ali110 Buy a Big new car ?...

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What would be the concert event of the year?

AC/DC, Dropkick Murphy's, Rob Zombie.
17
42%
Celine Dione, Katy Perry, Beyonce.
14
35%
Barry Manilow, Air Supply, Journey.
9
22%
Total Votes
40
I'm not giving away my pick. But small hint. #3 NO WAY! #2 if I'm with a really hot date....

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Which type of ghost would you live with?

Woman carrying severed screaming head.
2
5%
Spectral clown.
2
5%
Little girl phantom.
10
23%
Skeleton with chain saw.
3
7%
Peeping tom poltergeist
1
2%
Ghost dog.
25
58%
Total Votes
43
it doesn't matter which type of ghost i have. if I'm paying the bills and it's my house, then they're not staying there rent free....

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Which vacation idea would you pick?

Running with the bulls in Pamplona Spain.
3
6%
U.F.O watching in Roswell New Mexico.
11
22%
Camping out at Loch Ness.
15
29%
Alligator hunting in Florida.
3
6%
Fishing for sharks off Hawaii.
15
29%
Taking a brief tour of Cherynobl.
4
8%
Total Votes
51
Picking #1 above all others. I'm actually going to Pamplona one day....

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Who would YOU vote for in the upcoming presidential election?

E-Trader Baby. He's good with numbers.
5
16%
Harry Potter. He could make congress disappear.
15
48%
Chef Gordon Ramsey. We'll all eat healthier.
11
35%
Total Votes
31
I'm still going for the R and R....

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While chased by zombies you run into a store and have seconds to grab three food items. What do you

16 ounce Pepsi, Doritos, Hershey bar.
5
10%
Can of spinach, bottled water, canned tuna.
10
21%
6 pack of Beer, T-bone steak, Twinkies.
12
25%
2 litre diet Pepsi, trail mix, tofu.
1
2%
Bottle of wine, lobster tails, key lime pie.
5
10%
Orange juice, fired chicken wings, cheese cake.
15
31%
Total Votes
48
A tough choice. Then again, how much can you carry when you're being chased by a pack of zombies?...

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Which person would you let your kid marry?

A satanist. Christmas dinner will be awkward.
7
25%
An ex mental patient and canibal turned vegan.
5
18%
A cyclops, who works as an optometrist.
16
57%
Total Votes
28
This is a time when I'm glad that I don't have kids....

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Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?

Daleks.
2
11%
Romulans.
4
22%
The Zerg.
4
22%
The Kree.
1
6%
Cybermen.
3
17%
The Brelac.
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Watch the skies....

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Mind your own Business! P-:

Yes
31
86%
No
5
14%
Total Votes
36
Mind your own Business! Moonlove reply......Okay...

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