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its Actual Speed is

10 Kms/Hour
0
0%
20kms
0
0%
30kms
1
10%
40kms
1
10%
50kms
0
0%
200 kms ,haha
0
0%
150 Kms
2
20%
Dunno
3
30%
I dont have any donkey
3
30%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
10

Cha cha Chia Pets, happy to give , receive, or regift

Regifter definitely
10
45%
Its a keeper
3
14%
Thats all they're going to get from me
1
5%
Whats a Chia Pet
8
36%
Total Votes
22
A company thats been around since 1977 and has managed to be successful, a for some reason popular Christmas gift, and out lived the Twinkie.

The Most beautiful Girls are on the

CS
4
7%
FB
0
0%
In porn Movies
8
14%
In Obama's Arms ,haha
3
5%
In thier homes
6
10%
Ali,they are everywhere
24
41%
In the Paradise
1
2%
No Idea
8
14%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
58

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How much do I love me??

Normal
20
26%
Too much
9
12%
I Photoshop my holiday photos
3
4%
I try not to let people get me down
10
13%
I´m resilient
6
8%
I don´t get discouraged easily.
3
4%
I love my small gestures
3
4%
I get lost in the depth of my our mysterious eyes
6
8%
This is stupid
12
16%
I want to stay forever with myself
5
6%
Total Votes
77
Whatever?...

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Party-Party

Piss off Boban we hate you
7
58%
Boban we hate you,piss off
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Ladies and Gentlemen it`s party time post a picture or a joke ,say anything that comes to your mind ,flirt. ...Regulars and newbies, everyone is invited and welcome ......

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how well do you type?

only with one finger!
10
15%
with more than one finger!
30
45%
i'm as good as any secretary!
27
40%
Total Votes
67
remember,if you type quickly,you can reply to all those replies you get on this site before somebody else grabs the girl/guy!...

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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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Women want to have a

Big one
16
36%
Medium
6
13%
Small one
0
0%
Average
8
18%
No matter but clean
13
29%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
45
i mean House...

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What would be your worst nightmare?

Your ex moved in next door
7
16%
You gained 30 lbs overnight
6
14%
Chocolate became illegal
7
16%
All your teeth & hair fell out
14
32%
Every time you spoke, u farted as well
10
23%
Total Votes
44
Just for fun ......

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Pull my figer!!

OK lets see what happens..
29
45%
No way, I know what your gonna do..
36
55%
Total Votes
65
I thought since we have a over flowing abundance of polls popping up in the forums I would add my own meaningless poll for your amusement… So what will you do?? Your comments are very welcome as well but they must remain completely meaningless or y...Read more

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What would you rather have?

A million dollars
11
16%
A long & healthy life
28
41%
A cute butt
0
0%
A bullfrog that could speak 4 languages
5
7%
A partner
17
25%
Mascara that never runs out
1
1%
A beach house with a view
4
6%
No wrinkles
0
0%
100 pairs of designer shoes
0
0%
Blue eyes that mesmerised everyone
3
4%
Total Votes
69
A little dig into your personality & where ur priorities lie!...

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Would you Survive a Zombie apocalypse?

Yea...I'm Ready axe in hand! bring it!
25
71%
I'm running around like a chicken w/o a head! Ah!!
1
3%
Hey look he's got food!! attack!
0
0%
Hiding under a table waiting 4 it to be over! sob*
1
3%
Aww hell... bite me zombie!!!
5
14%
I have a panic room to stay until it's over!
3
9%
Total Votes
35
Haha!! I want to see who's even thought about it! with all the movies etc......

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Are you a democrat or republican or independent?

republican
7
23%
democrat
8
27%
independent
14
47%
independent you say? this third party is a joke.
1
3%
Total Votes
30
And the shit comes rollin in!...

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Do you accept any of these possibilities?;

That there is a Divine Creator?
17
36%
Everything started with a 'Big Bang'?
4
9%
That you can fall in love over the 'internet'?
3
6%
There is a purpose for us being here?
3
6%
That 'Mankind' is destined to destroy himself?
6
13%
It is possible for everyone to live in Peace?
0
0%
Somewhere is your perfect 'Mate'?
4
9%
We will be visited by 'Aliens' soon?
1
2%
Could eat a 'Jam doughnut' and not lick you lips?
2
4%
All or some of the above?
7
15%
Total Votes
47
Certain questions can create discussions that lead to a better understanding of ourselves, maybe!!...

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Have u ever kissed a bad kisser?

Yes,a few times.
64
73%
No,i haven't.
8
9%
Yeah,alot!
5
6%
Am even a bad kisser.
1
1%
Yet to have my first kiss.
5
6%
I don't kiss!I just get down 2 business!
5
6%
Total Votes
88
It happened last week Tuesday.We've been going out for sometime and i was like,'hey,you've got to give it a try'. But honestly,i wish i didn't cos it was disappointing.She was a bad kisser....

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Im of to me new Boxer 2morrow what color should i buy.

Blue
4
18%
Black
10
45%
Red
2
9%
Pattern
6
27%
Total Votes
22
Rights ladys let the craic going im of to buy a nsome new boxers 2morrow what color should i go for....

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Whomever has Bigger Gun does the most Negotiating...

Yes
15
50%
No
2
7%
What's a Gun
2
7%
Love Gun
4
13%
Don't know
0
0%
Forgot
0
0%
I'm with Stupid.
7
23%
Total Votes
30

Ladies ,if a guy tease you somewhere ,what would you do ?

I can fall inlove
3
14%
it increase the hate
0
0%
I dont care
3
14%
It attracts me
4
19%
It take it easy
2
10%
It is funny to me
1
5%
Shame on Him do to that
1
5%
I can report him to police/Mods/His parents
0
0%
very bad, i am extra emotional ,No mercy
1
5%
I am teasy girl myself ,haha
6
29%
Total Votes
21

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Will II get a date this year? (2011)

yes
35
64%
no
20
36%
Total Votes
55
What do you think??? LOL...

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Are there any polls on here that actually make sense?

Not that I've seen.
41
67%
Hey! Didn't you read my poll?
9
15%
Dude, what's a poll?
6
10%
I'm a poll dancer.
5
8%
Total Votes
61
Every single poll I've seen is either pointless, makes absolutely no sense, or is written in a manner suggestive of general illiteracy....

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Reincarnation: What do you want to come back as after you die?

an animal
18
36%
a plant
4
8%
still human
28
56%
Total Votes
50
I want to come back as an animal. A bird if possible, so i can poop on the people who pissed me off in this lifetime. What do y'all want to be?...

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Adam, Where Are You? Simple Question need simple Answer

I'm naked
3
17%
I'm here
4
22%
What does location got to do with nakedness
5
28%
All of the above
6
33%
Total Votes
18
don't blame men for swerving simple questions...

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Can Dolphins 'really' tell the time?

Yes
8
29%
No
6
21%
Don't know
8
29%
Maybe
4
14%
Not while submerged
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I asked a Dolphin and he said 2 O'Clock...but I thought it was a bit dubious..I mean it could have been 3:30!...

Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

yes, now I have to fart
54
75%
no, only disgusting people fart
18
25%
Total Votes
72
I think there's a role for ALL types of humor and tastes. Be it bad taste, slapstick, dry, or whatever.... No matter what the subject matter. < a dancing p*nis is in bad taste, but I like the guy. He looks happy......

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Are 4 Polls (or is it 5) too many Polls on one Poll?

uhDuh
12
13%
Definitely
15
17%
Certainly Not!
6
7%
KEEP 'EM COMIN
25
28%
it caused me to log out
4
4%
it makes me suicidal
2
2%
it makes me homicidal
5
6%
it makes me miss Gilly
1
1%
Its how I know its monday
5
6%
just one more and i would feel complete
14
16%
Total Votes
89
see above vote now last one from me i swear...

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