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Allo...Allo...does this ring a bell?

A commedy series
21
48%
Someone answering the phone
8
18%
Someone trying to get attention
3
7%
No idea
12
27%
Total Votes
44
Allo...Allo...what do u think of that?...

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how much wood can a woodchuck chuck

alot
4
10%
some i guess
2
5%
if a woodchuck could chuck wood
26
63%
i can shuck my own wood thank you :)
2
5%
i have someone that shucks my wood
1
2%
im confused what's this matter regarding.
6
15%
im shucking wood right now
0
0%
im shucking and chucking.
0
0%
Total Votes
41
Waste your time and vote your opinion. You can leave a comment....

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National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes.

break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar
2
15%
im lovin it
1
8%
wonka- what will we think of next
1
8%
what would you do for klondike bar
4
31%
bush's secret family recipe- duke knows
4
31%
5...5.... 5 flootlong
1
8%
Total Votes
13
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes. Think your answer through This is not a waste of your time....

A rat whose name was Mat wanted to chat!

Mat the rat should get lost
10
33%
Poor mouse..just wanted to chat
8
27%
no idea
12
40%
Total Votes
30
what do u think of this one...

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If You'll Die On Top Of Woman ...

You Will Go To Heaven !!!
26
68%
You Will Go To Hell !!!
12
32%
Total Votes
38
Married or Single?...

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The best tag team wrestlers,oh would win the match.

pee wee herman and sagel
4
16%
Mr t and brittny spears
3
12%
bill and hillary cliton
3
12%
tom and jerry
5
20%
big bird and obama
3
12%
rocky and bullwinkly
1
4%
me and you
5
20%
dorthy and toto
1
4%
Total Votes
25
Pick your best team....

World's Straw Poll...

- Prez. O`Bummer
2
12%
- Monkey
8
47%
Other?
7
41%
Total Votes
17
My Vote Counts......

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Which of these would you get in a fight with?

a baby
3
6%
an old person
4
9%
a homeless person
1
2%
a bunny
1
2%
a gorilla
9
19%
a fat guy
3
6%
the world's strongest man
10
21%
a vegetable
16
34%
Total Votes
47
just a simple poll...

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I think the dancing banana

is kinda cute.
20
45%
is way too happy.
7
16%
needs dancing lessons.
5
11%
should come in different colors.
2
5%
would give a little kid nightmares.
4
9%
might look better with pom poms.
6
14%
Total Votes
44
This little guy is pretty unique. What's your opinion on him?...

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Why do certain people moon others?

They see it as surprising, and therefore, funny.
18
56%
I've done because it's surprising and/or funny.
1
3%
They want to show their private area for attention
3
9%
I've done for general attention.
2
6%
I think they are angry and saying "Kiss it."
1
3%
I have done to say "Kiss it."
2
6%
They need it wiped.
1
3%
I have done because I needed it wiped.
1
3%
They are trying to attract someone sexually.
2
6%
I have done to attract someone attracted to.
1
3%
Total Votes
32
Why in God's name and anyone's name do people sometimes moon people? I am not into the nudity thing, but even if I thought it were acceptable, I can't see wanting to show things in that way....

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The Quickest way to mans heart?

through his tummy?
28
32%
Buy him something he wants?
1
1%
through his pants?
36
41%
stalk him for months?
1
1%
kidnap him and make him want you?
5
6%
pretend your interested in the same things?
8
9%
get him drunk?
8
9%
Total Votes
87

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Who talk Blah blah blah blah more ?

Woman
32
76%
Man
10
24%
Total Votes
42
not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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which would you see if you had to choose?

Transformers
30
43%
Ice Age 3
25
36%
The Wind In The Willows
14
20%
Total Votes
69

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My brother's nickname is Bubba. I have many. What's yours & why?

Show off!
24
26%
Beautiful!
16
18%
Lover Boy!
14
15%
Teach!
5
5%
Sweety
12
13%
Sister
6
7%
Scaredy Cat
3
3%
Sarcy
2
2%
Gold digger
4
4%
Sugardaddy
5
5%
Total Votes
91
nicknames...

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Are you hot?

Yes
23
48%
Yes
1
2%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
2
4%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
4
8%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
9
19%
Total Votes
48
Well it appears that people like to ask if they're hot, so in order to expedite the process of questioning if one is "hot" and potential replies (yes, no, maybe) this poll is to say we are all hot in our own way, its just the temperature that differs...Read more

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Do u ever feel your age going very fast ?

Yes
54
68%
Ne
20
25%
DOnt think
5
6%
Total Votes
79
i always feel my age its going tooo fast do u feel like that friends ...............

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Having Too much Money is a problem ?

Yes
27
33%
No
54
67%
Total Votes
81
too much problem that why i gave all my money to my parents ....

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A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
10
40%
No
8
32%
Dont try
7
28%
Total Votes
25
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

which one is better?

Family Guy
33
69%
American Dad
6
12%
New Southpark episodes
9
19%
Total Votes
48

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Is Womans are wiser than man ?

Yes
51
77%
No
15
23%
Total Votes
66
is it or not ?...

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which nickname you would prefer for me?

Blue wolf
11
31%
Blood merchant
5
14%
Unknown soldier
12
33%
Young warrior
8
22%
Total Votes
36
which nickname you would prefer for me? it's just for fun...

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which is funnier?

The American Office
9
27%
The Office (British Version)
24
73%
Total Votes
33

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Did u agree that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak?

yes
14
27%
NO
27
53%
dontknw
9
18%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
51
can u ever check this ,...

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hi girls do u think guys are begging for love ?

Yes
15
26%
NO
33
57%
Dont knw
9
16%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
58
girls they think guys are begging them to love ... hehe i cant laugh if they think like that its worlds most ever seen bullshit ... we guys dont go back for any girls i proud to tell that hey u people with me is it guy...Read more

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Favorite color???

Purple/Violet
22
25%
Blue/Navy
24
28%
Green/Olive
9
10%
Yellow
4
5%
Orange
3
3%
Red
13
15%
Brown
0
0%
Black
7
8%
White
3
3%
Silver or Gold
2
2%
Total Votes
87
I like GREEN,How about ya?...

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