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Tattoo on a Women's lower back could mean?...

Could be a Good Girl
3
4%
Could be a Bad Girl
7
9%
"Tramp Stamp"
24
29%
Could be a Bi Sexual
2
2%
Could be a librarian
2
2%
Means Nothing
27
33%
HOT!
17
21%
Total Votes
82
I've heard many opinions on this Tattoo location, what do you all think?...

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A huge asteroid will wipe us out in 24 hours! Do you get:

Annoyed
2
3%
Panicky
5
8%
Plastered
4
7%
Laid
21
36%
On your knees and pray
5
8%
Stoned
3
5%
Guilty about the bills you haven't paid
0
0%
Your lawnmower back
1
2%
All of the above
4
7%
None of the above
14
24%
Total Votes
59
I guess it's something we all think about once in a while. . . what to do if you only had a day to live. Not a good time to procrastinate!...

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In Grade School/High school you were ?

Happy
44
54%
Sad
13
16%
Bullied
11
13%
I was the Bully
7
9%
BEATEN UP BEYOND RECOGNITION
0
0%
IGNORED SO MUCH i'M NOW INVISIBLE
7
9%
Total Votes
82
i was a Good ,regular student and you ?...

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A monkey on a tree is tanking with a

bee
5
16%
himself
9
29%
no one
0
0%
the monkey should come off the tree at once
2
6%
poor tree
2
6%
poor bee
0
0%
now i am confused
13
42%
Total Votes
31
hello hello... what do u think?...

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What would you do If you saw someone who looked exactly like you?

RUN!!!!!
8
10%
Shake his hand
20
25%
Be shocked!! 8O
15
19%
Ask your mum whether you have a twin
8
10%
It is a mirror you idiot
28
35%
Total Votes
79
Donno,i think it would be quite scary just wanted to see what you'd do...

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In light of the lack of interest in my last thread, Do I write the worst threads on CS.

yes.
11
23%
no
9
19%
your an idiot.
6
12%
your a boring idiot
3
6%
your a boring, sexy idiot
2
4%
you have cool hair
5
10%
you slammed your head in the refigerator.
12
25%
Total Votes
48

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4 20 or not ?

4 20
18
35%
what does this mean ?
34
65%
Total Votes
52
Just curious....

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A monkey doing buisness is doing

eat a bannana
3
11%
climb on the tree
1
4%
it cannot do business
3
11%
monkeybuisiness
20
74%
Total Votes
27
what does a monkey really do when it does business?...

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Dumbest Way To Throw YOUR Money Away!!!

Lose It All At A Casino
8
18%
Bet It All On The Horses
2
5%
Give It To Me For Starting This Poll
3
7%
Bail A Friend Out Of Jail Who Is A Flight Risk
0
0%
Throw It All In A Wishing Well
2
5%
Spend It All On Lotto Tickets
0
0%
Buy Everyone A Drink At The Bar On Friday Night
2
5%
It's MY Money And I Want A Scammer To Contact Me
3
7%
All Of The Above, Who Could Be So Stupid?
17
39%
None Of The Above, All Are Worthwhile Expenditures
7
16%
Total Votes
44
I, personally think all of you should pick, "give it to me for starting this poll."...

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What did she mean by that?

She wanted an affair
7
17%
She wants to be admired
10
24%
She didn't mean anything by that
13
32%
She should not have said it
11
27%
Total Votes
41
A female dentist who was 47 told a guy who was 23 the following: You know what I think, if you ever marry, you want a woman like me! She said this as the guy was leaving her office. Why do you think did she say it?...

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Why are there Mean People on here? Too Humorous...

Still bitter at their X
16
25%
Can't believe the Easter Bunny's a Fraud
6
10%
Pretend to be Offended / Thus, impose their will
4
6%
Have a Hate Ideology, That doesn't like Humour?
4
6%
Mentally Unstable
18
29%
Are descendents of the Third Reich
6
10%
Other?
9
14%
Total Votes
63
There "Out-There" Folks?...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

7
7
22%
3
3
9%
17
11
34%
0
11
34%
Total Votes
32
I've always wanted to know...

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Your busy, and then.......THE PHONE RINGS.......you____?????

Answer it
19
33%
Ignore it
5
9%
See who it is first
23
40%
Finish what I am doing and call back asap
11
19%
Total Votes
58
When the phone rings you ______ ????...

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How you doing?

ok i guess
7
18%
peachy
4
11%
good
4
11%
great
3
8%
awesome
3
8%
fantastic
6
16%
wonderful
0
0%
stupendous
2
5%
they pretty much mean the same duh.
3
8%
stupid poll.
6
16%
Total Votes
38
Another useless poll so waste you time and vote....

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if a chicken could decide, it would go to

The Market
6
12%
The Zoo
6
12%
On a trip to the Bachamas
12
23%
No idea
28
54%
Total Votes
52
what do u think?...

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Are You At Royal Family?

Yes
17
29%
No
41
71%
Total Votes
58
Are You At Royal Family?...

View Comments (47)

What item do you misplace most often when in a hurry?

Car Keys
18
25%
Billfold/Purse
1
1%
Glasses/Contacts
6
8%
Clothing
1
1%
Shoes
2
3%
Work Material
2
3%
Shopping List
2
3%
Cell Phone
22
31%
Other
10
14%
I am perfect! I never misplace anything.
8
11%
Total Votes
72
Caught up in the rush of day to day living we all misplace something now and then. I was curoius what item other CS patrons misplace most frequently and the humorous stories that accompany those event. :id...Read more

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How do you view a liberal person?

Cynical,Combative
1
2%
Bitter, Caustic, Mean. Can't take a joke
3
7%
Least likely to find Comidy Funny.
0
0%
Easily Offended
2
5%
Only amused if they are the one telling a joke
3
7%
Perpetually single.
1
2%
Pro abortion, atheism and Lunacy
10
24%
Don't know
5
12%
Don't care
11
26%
Don't care to know?
6
14%
Total Votes
42
I can take a joke can you?...

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How much is it important that your partner & family like your food?

Each of us cook for him/herself
14
14%
We never eat home, cause we busy
0
0%
I hate cooking
15
15%
The art of cooking is afrodisiac
23
23%
I feel depressed when they don't eat it
9
9%
I cook what they ask me to
20
20%
other(specify)
20
20%
Total Votes
101
I choose nº6 I love cooking, i think it's a way of showing love and it's much intimate because everybody gets involved in a way even if by saying: "there is something burning there, it smells !" or "mmm...it smells good!"...this is a nice contribut...Read more

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What makes people get bored of CS and want to have a break?

my partner is better
7
7%
people don't really notice how interesting i am
24
23%
my potentenial partner was just taken
4
4%
i'm tired of playing the goody...it's not working
5
5%
people are not interesting enough
20
19%
i found the right site for me
2
2%
my enemy is back/my enemy is still here!
3
3%
i'm always tired when i get home
6
6%
too much pressure, can't handle all the fans
9
9%
othe- please tell
24
23%
Total Votes
104
for those who had a break, feel like having one, tell us...

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Where do you look best nakid?

Anywhere..if youve got it flaunt it!
21
19%
A nudist colony
2
2%
Only in a Dr. office
1
1%
Only in the shower
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains open
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains closed
28
26%
Only in the dark
35
32%
Total Votes
109
Where would you feel comfy without your cloths? or or...

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If you found a wallet what would you do?

Immediately look for ID to return it
102
80%
Take and keep the money and leave the wallet
14
11%
Take the whole darn thing and walk away
9
7%
Just leave it sitting there
3
2%
Total Votes
128
this was an argument between me and my buddy the other day...

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Are women smarter than men?

Yes
43
36%
No
23
19%
About the same
30
25%
I'm a woman and I'm not telling
10
8%
I'm a man and I don't know
5
4%
Get used to it fella
3
2%
Other
7
6%
Total Votes
121
Are women really smarter than men? Or are men just more stupid than women?...

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HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
3
25%
NEVER
6
50%
LITTLE
3
25%
Total Votes
12
.........HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

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do you want IM back?

Yes
47
64%
No
26
36%
Total Votes
73
I miss it....

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