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Does the sound of a voice make the person?

Yes
34
47%
No.
31
42%
undecided.
5
7%
My own idea.
3
4%
Total Votes
73
Just a for fun....

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guys, you think cs women are

beautiful
14
25%
loveable
7
12%
naughty
1
2%
witches..zorry ladeez jusd funz
13
23%
intellegent
5
9%
hor+ny
1
2%
wise
1
2%
others
11
20%
funny
3
5%
Total Votes
56
Common poor guys...

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the new year

yeah..looking fwd to it...
22
37%
expecting nothing new
17
28%
sane ole...same oie
14
23%
it is party time
7
12%
Total Votes
60
Just wondering where other folks are with the change of the year...at least of the calendar......

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How will Free college work in America?

Ten year waiting list then maybe?
17
21%
Minority first dibs
16
20%
Don't ask questions
12
15%
Just be happy there's Phoenix U (Online Course)
13
16%
Utopia today ,Gone tomorrow
23
28%
Total Votes
81
Utopia...

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Is CutieTC a happy bunny?

Yes
15
37%
No
8
20%
Moron
18
44%
Total Votes
41
Only new to this since yesterday. I have come to the conclusion that CutieTC does not appear to be a happy bunny at all AND he deletes comments that he disagrees with...

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What's the best name for your cat? And not be ashamed when you tell your friends his name :)

Picasso
4
8%
Frankenstein
6
11%
Mushu
2
4%
Oshiii
2
4%
Chanel
9
17%
Eeyore
8
15%
non, these are silly names
22
42%
Total Votes
53

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Where is the capital of Japan?

Shanghai
6
8%
Beijing
3
4%
Soul
3
4%
Osaka
3
4%
Taipei
0
0%
Tokyo
64
81%
Total Votes
79
Let's see what happens....

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Do Polls reflect all the possible choices available on a subject

Yes. But find them confusing
4
36%
Yes. But never vote in Polls
1
9%
Yes. But can't see the point
2
18%
Yes. But I ignore them anyway
0
0%
Yes. But there is always an irony
3
27%
Yes they are always spot on
1
9%
Total Votes
11
I have noticed that many Polls on here seem to miss possible relevant choices that should have been available in them. So I have created this Poll to try to address the balance....

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How many times do u take the bath in a day

1
29
42%
2
22
32%
3
1
1%
4
2
3%
Over 5
2
3%
i hate water
0
0%
I didnt since birth ,haha
4
6%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
69

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Would you date a politician from your country?

I don`t need a date that bad
31
58%
I think politicians are lower than car salesmen
5
9%
Politicians are the cause of all the problems
2
4%
I am eager to date one
4
8%
I would rather date a lawyer
1
2%
Yes,I`m a social climber
4
8%
I think it is my civic duty
0
0%
Only if they will vote yes on my pet bill
0
0%
Only if they are with the same party as me
2
4%
As long as they don`t use Twitter
4
8%
Total Votes
53
I picked the Jokes and Humor section because I believe that laughing is the only recourse we have with these idiots across the globe.So lets have a little fun at the expense of these money wasting cockroaches....

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Guys ,Women with makeup looks

very Beautiful
3
10%
Pretty
6
19%
Fine
4
13%
Average
2
6%
Dracula ,haha
1
3%
witches
0
0%
Rainbow
2
6%
They look better wthout makeup
12
39%
other
1
3%
Total Votes
31

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Boys , You like the women

In Veil
1
3%
With Bikini
4
10%
With Bra
2
5%
Wthout Bra or Bikini
3
8%
Just Underwear
8
21%
Totaly Naked
11
28%
A decent full Suit
3
8%
A flying Girl like a Rocket ,haha
1
3%
Others
6
15%
Total Votes
39

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Is there any pregnant Girl on the CS ?

Yes
14
23%
No
7
12%
May be
4
7%
i dont know
21
35%
Ali ,i was but gave the birth yesterday
4
7%
I dont have Ultarasound machine
4
7%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
60

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Which is biggest?

The moon!
4
5%
The earth!
3
4%
The sun!
46
61%
R u kidding?
22
29%
Total Votes
75
May be I‘m missing something which made me puzzled! Can you please help me?...

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How much can intelligence turn you on?

A lot!
64
67%
A bit.
23
24%
It does nothing for me!
6
6%
It turns me off.
3
3%
Total Votes
96
Intelligence created Geek/Nerd/Dork. Intelligence created the civilization! Intelligence created this website! Can intelligence create ‘true love’?...

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How much can sheep turn you on?

A lot!
1
2%
A bit.
3
7%
They do nothing for me (unless I feed them)
16
39%
They turn me off.
21
51%
Total Votes
41
Sheep created Sweaters/shirts/socks. Sheep created the politicians! Sheep created this website! Can sheep create ‘true wool’?...

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The end is coming,do u feel it????

yes i do ,all over my bones
17
20%
thats bullshit man,sci-fi shit
43
51%
thank u lord.i ll stop paying my 3 ex allimonies
2
2%
WHAT??? VODKA IS OVER???? AGAIN???
8
10%
what??just got my new marcedes ,damn
2
2%
cant feel a thing dude ,i am stoned
6
7%
no way GOD is on our side
6
7%
Total Votes
84
just for the laughs...

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Boys ,you like the women with

1 child
3
5%
2 kids
6
10%
2 and half kids ,haha
1
2%
3 kids
1
2%
4 kids
0
0%
7 kids
0
0%
over 8 kids
1
2%
just single
38
60%
no mom but kids
1
2%
other
12
19%
Total Votes
63

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Which one in the following is used more than another while driving a manual car....?

Clutch
46
77%
Breaks
14
23%
Total Votes
60
Dream drive................

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women Not replying Ali's emails and Flowers should be

Banned
3
5%
deleted
4
6%
Awarded with Nobel prize ,haha
29
46%
Ignored
9
14%
They should Reply
7
11%
Reported to the FBI
6
10%
Other
5
8%
Total Votes
63

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How do you like my profile

Nothing diffident than the rest
3
12%
its ok
6
23%
kinda confusing
1
4%
It aint heavy
0
0%
Crap
8
31%
Go join a Circus
6
23%
Love it
0
0%
Its honest
2
8%
Thumbs up heavy
0
0%
Ma !!!
0
0%
Total Votes
26
As said i am serious to create a number one CS celeb...

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Are YOU a GIVER or TAKER

Giver........all the time :)
61
88%
Taker.......hehehe...
8
12%
Total Votes
69
Some of us are more givers some of us are more takers.......Which one are you be honest. I can definitely I'm a Giver :)...

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Who is the worst person to make angry?

Car Mechanic
1
1%
Hairdresser
6
9%
Mother
12
18%
Spouse
13
19%
Boss
9
13%
Server
2
3%
Roommate
2
3%
Probation Officer/Cop
11
16%
Next door neighbor
3
4%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
68
Believe it or not I am a server, and every day I deal with all kinds of people. I have seen the movie Waiting and things like that do not happen where I work, but as a customer why would you chance it? It made me come up with a list of people whose...Read more

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If it were possible and knowing what you know now, which period of your life would you go back to an

Pre birth......
2
3%
Childhood.....
17
22%
Teens....
26
34%
Early 20s........
26
34%
Other
6
8%
Total Votes
77
Many of us have said "I wish I was 'such and such' an age again", I would go back to when I'd just left school, my Mum was still alive and I would have stuck to one job rather than having at least 67 throughout my working life and who knows where I'd...Read more

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Guys ,You like the Girls with

Big ones
20
29%
Small Ones
11
16%
Average
11
16%
Flat
1
1%
Smooth
2
3%
Stylish
3
4%
I dont care
7
10%
I prefere heart
11
16%
Other
4
6%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . Guys ,what Kind of sandles you want ur Gal to wear ?...

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