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How would you like to die?

In a pyroclasmic woosh - a volcanic eruption!- you're gone in an instant.
3%
1 Votes
Double-decker bus driven by a getaway bank robber.
0%
0 Votes
A Great White takes you on your Caribbean holiday.
0%
0 Votes
Having wicked sex with overweight ex.
8%
3 Votes
In a pub brawl after a soccer match - your team lost.
0%
0 Votes
Watching telly at home, with a peanut in your throat.
0%
0 Votes
Heart attack - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Mad Cow Disease - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Pure boredom - after 25 years on CS, you die of unrequited love and a broken heart.
11%
4 Votes
Softly, gently in your sleep, to the sound of the 'Gladiator' theme music.
74%
28 Votes
38 Total Votes
Look, it's going to happen, so make your choice right here before all the good ones are gone, and pay on the way out, ok?...

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Ladies, which man would you choose?

1. Politico Know-it-All - Constantly going on about politics.
12%
1 Votes
2. Abused Baby - Whinging about how rotten and bad women are.
0%
0 Votes
3. Racy Tracy - getting into petty squabbles about race and ethnicity.
0%
0 Votes
4. Attention Whores - all posts are basically about one thing - them.
0%
0 Votes
5. White Knights - taking any opportunity to ingratiate themselves with the female fraternity.
25%
2 Votes
6. The Eternal Pessimist - the world is ending, we're all damned.
0%
0 Votes
7. The School Teacher - constantly banging on trying to educate you heathen masses.
0%
0 Votes
8. The Monster Shlongs - size matters and he will remind you daily.
25%
2 Votes
9. The Poll Punk - inundating the forums with senseless polls.
12%
1 Votes
10. Mister Smutty - choosing every opportunity to make sexual innuendos.
25%
2 Votes
8 Total Votes
You can tell a lot by what people post. if you are observant, after a long while particular patterns emerge, which if you have basic emotional skills, will tell you what type of character you are dealing with. Now after months and years of avidly f...Read more

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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
33%
no
30
67%
Total Votes
45
Ufc205...

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
16%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
20%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
33
42%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
79
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
22%
Klingon.
5
16%
Vulcan.
9
28%
Romulan.
3
9%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
7
22%
Total Votes
32
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
25
32%
Willy Wonka
11
14%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
10
13%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
8
10%
Total Votes
78
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
5
26%
Yes, and more should be like her!
14
74%
Total Votes
19

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
3%
One2note
1
3%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
3%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
10%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
1
3%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
17
57%
Total Votes
30
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
12
29%
Summer
17
40%
Autumn
6
14%
Winter
7
17%
Total Votes
42
And why?...

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Which type of bug would you want in your house if you were forced to chose?

Ants
32
39%
Centipedes
12
15%
Spiders
36
44%
Roaches
2
2%
Total Votes
82
I really don't like bugs. But if I was forced to pick one bug from a list to have in my house then I already know which one....

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
29
34%
Total Votes
86
Go for the gross out....

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Ladies how good are you in the kitchen

No very good I'm only 5ft
4
5%
I've got a stool and know how to use it
6
7%
I've got one good recipe
5
6%
I don't know what you mean
3
4%
I'm adequate but need more lessons
5
6%
I've never had a man that was any good in the kitc
0
0%
My cupboards are full
2
2%
I have all the ingredients a good man could need
28
34%
I'm good but I don't like cleaning up the mess
16
20%
I have a full recipe book
13
16%
Total Votes
82
So ladies how good are you at cooking up some good lovin in the kitchen when your man needs feeding?? .........

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Choose one of these abilities:

Eating without getting fat
41
38%
Eidetic memory
14
13%
Never getting tired
25
23%
Being liked by everyone
29
27%
Total Votes
109
Honest Answer...

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Should a roll of toilet roll over or under?

roll under
9
18%
roll over
26
53%
I dont give a F@&K
9
18%
what?
4
8%
i use leaves
1
2%
i have a bidet
0
0%
i want a bidet
0
0%
Total Votes
49
Saw the commercial for cottonelle roll under or over. I figure I would make a poll....

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If Pepsi and Coca-Cola were the only soft drinks left on earth, which would you choose?

Pepsi
34
32%
Coke
38
36%
Neither
16
15%
Choose both & mix them together
4
4%
Move to another planet
15
14%
Total Votes
107
Just for fun...

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Which is your favorite pet?

Cats
16
24%
Dogs
37
54%
Exotic
15
22%
Total Votes
68
People and pets are the best part of life most of the time so choose your best pet pal!...

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Do you think Polls should be banned

YES
6
13%
NO
22
48%
I dont really care either way
11
24%
only this one
7
15%
Total Votes
46
Are you fed up with endless meaningless polls, or do you enjoy them....

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should chickens be given the right to vote

yes
5
18%
no
5
18%
I prefer my chicken BBQ'd
14
50%
Roast is better
4
14%
Total Votes
28
Its time for the discrimination against chickens to end, chickens must be given the right to vote and apply for a driving licence. Vive la révolution...

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Who do you think is the strongest?

The Hulk.
21
26%
Superman.
38
48%
Goku.
7
9%
Thor.
14
18%
Total Votes
80
I'd like to see the matchup between these characters....

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You can never have too much of many of this:

Roach Clips
0
0%
Rolling Papers
4
7%
Heavy Metal
3
5%
Vaporizers/Vitamix
1
2%
Cat Food/Pet Food
2
4%
Beer
8
14%
Wine
2
4%
Fancy Liqueur or Vegeterian Health Drink
3
5%
Marijuana
17
30%
Your Favorite Quality Food
16
29%
Total Votes
56
Ten items people consider more valuable than others. I'm curious and chose a random list of things....

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Ladies ,Do you have Big

Yes Ali ,I have Big
1
7%
No i dont have Big
0
0%
I have a Small one
2
14%
Just an Ordinary
2
14%
Mine is Special
3
21%
I have something Attractive
3
21%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
. . . . . . . What Size Vehicle ?...

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Which came first chicken or egg?

Chicken
27
51%
Egg
26
49%
Total Votes
53
Do you know which came first? :D...

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Your relationship as a book?

Options Trading
0
0%
Outdoor Activities
3
10%
You're so Sweet
5
17%
What's for Dinner
1
3%
Tug of War
7
23%
Vegas Weddings
0
0%
The Candy Store
2
7%
Tear up those Betting Slips
1
3%
Rangers in the Night
3
10%
Personal Best
8
27%
Total Votes
30

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Apart from showering, what is your favorite shower antics.

Singing?
15
27%
Exercising?
4
7%
Blowing your nose freely.?
1
2%
Call your partner for some fun/BJ.?
6
11%
Just a rinse?
2
4%
Daydreaming?
22
39%
Other - Elaborate?
6
11%
Total Votes
56
I'm guilty to all above. Trying to learn new tricks....

Would you rather be good looking or rich?

Good Looking
31
38%
Rich
50
62%
Total Votes
81
Honest Answer...

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