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THE PEOPLE IN WHICH COUNTRY GOT THE HIGHEST I Q??

USA
9
18%
GERMANY
16
33%
AUSTRALIA
4
8%
BRITAIN
3
6%
ISRAEL
6
12%
CANADA
4
8%
INDIA
7
14%
Total Votes
49
I THINK ITS ISREAL THTS THE ANSWER...

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Worst Thanksgiving table question?

Are you a leg or a thigh man?
4
12%
Would you like to try my breast?
13
39%
Would you please pass your cranberries to me?
2
6%
Will you both grab my wish bone and pull?
3
9%
Can I have my pie and Edith too?
3
9%
Did you think that the turkey tasted fowl?
3
9%
Do they mount stuffed turkeys like they do deer?
0
0%
Who's doing 'Grace' this year?
1
3%
Are the Lions on TV today?
2
6%
Do 'Turkey Claws' bring presents?
2
6%
Total Votes
33
Well we Americans survived another Thanksgiving and another Black Friday. So what is the worst question asked around the table that took hours of cooking to prepare and only minutes to 'gobble' down? You decide or share your own....

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What is the right religion finally, so I can convert?

Tomtoism
1
2%
Christianism
29
53%
Canarism
0
0%
Buddaism
7
13%
Wowowism
3
5%
Islamist
10
18%
Ghostism
0
0%
Jewishism
2
4%
Zeusism
3
5%
Holyballism
0
0%
Total Votes
55
I'm sooooooo confused man I really need your help, thanks for that! It's just to know what kind of animal shall be sacrificed on my Thanksgiving table...

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Man of the year, only vote if you're drunk.

Assange
7
23%
Obama
2
6%
Mel Gibson
7
23%
Paws
4
13%
Stewie (Family Guy)
11
35%
Total Votes
31
Not to blow my own horn, but I did create the universe....

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What did Melton whine about being stolen in movie Office Space?

Toy Soldier
1
10%
Coffee Cup
1
10%
Favorite Pen
0
0%
Autographed Baseball
1
10%
Red Stapler
6
60%
Cute Girlfriend
1
10%
Total Votes
10
Movie Buffs....

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Ali110 is a

Excellent guy
1
4%
Good guy
2
8%
Lovely Guy
1
4%
Decent guy
1
4%
Handsom Guy
1
4%
Cool guy
1
4%
I love him
0
0%
he seems fine
12
50%
amazing
2
8%
Wowww...
3
12%
Total Votes
24

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Which Olympics event would you want to see?

Human pinata.
6
14%
Politicians B-S biathalon.
5
12%
Texting while running. 1000 meters.
31
74%
Total Votes
42
Good bye Olympics. See you in 2016....

Does your Appearance portray your Personality?

I think it does
14
28%
I am not sure
9
18%
Yes some times
14
28%
It doesn't matter
13
26%
Total Votes
50
Well some time we all appear like cameleons, we do one thing and in a second do another thing, so not really showing a one pattern. But we must really understand that there are people who watches over us at any time, even when we feel no one sees us....Read more

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I rate your PHOTO/FOTO at a Seven, You think...

Average
9
20%
Not Bad- 6 numbers above a 1
9
20%
Why not a 10
9
20%
Why not at least an 8
10
23%
Maybe your not really rating photos
3
7%
Just looking Low cut- BIG chested blondes.: )
1
2%
Other BS?
3
7%
Total Votes
44
I was Alarmed when someone thanked me for their rating that I gaven them. I didn't know you could check that? Really I don't rate anyone, I just like to peruse the women's photo's to find the one's of potential interest >...

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Are there any attractive, honest women still left with a GSOH?

Yes of course, me!
18
45%
Hell no
4
10%
I think the disappeared with all the men with GSOH
7
18%
Yes, but they are all in good relationships
4
10%
Yeah, i met one like that before
1
2%
Undecided???
1
2%
They are too busy ignoring pervy men
5
12%
Total Votes
40
Help...

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DO YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY?

No
19
59%
Not even for Australians
1
3%
Not even for Vegetarians
1
3%
Not even for Australian Vegetarians
11
34%
Total Votes
32
In the interests of impartiality....

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Sponge Bob Square Pants is a... ?

Straight Cartoon Character
9
20%
Gay Cartoon Character
15
33%
Looney Individual
5
11%
Don't know
0
0%
Don't care
16
35%
Other?
1
2%
Total Votes
46
I know a few loonies on here.......

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THIS CUTE GREEK GUY ON CS KEEPS CALLING ME SWEATY SWAN RATHER THAN SWEETY SWAN, DO I?

Tell him it's SWEETY swan!!!!
22
37%
Carry on laughing about it
12
20%
Be sweaty swan for him
14
23%
I'll have some explaining to do for posting this
12
20%
Total Votes
60
You got to love the passionate Greeks. He can't speak English properly and actually told me he is posting his heart to the moon for me and I should do same!!!! Very cute!!!!...

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What are Karen1973 & Rizzla doing on their date right now..................

Eating cheesecake
2
4%
Watching a DVD
2
4%
Listening to music
2
4%
Snogging
8
16%
Grinding
2
4%
Chatting and having a beer
7
14%
Doing some DIY
4
8%
Thinking of popping to tesco's
1
2%
Eating the second cheesecake
4
8%
Or, Just getting down to it!
17
35%
Total Votes
49
Sarcastic comments recommended!!!...

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How Do you like the name: Sarah?

Great
35
42%
Nice
25
30%
I don't like this name
16
19%
Other( plz tell)
8
10%
Total Votes
84
please write you Idea about this name (Sarah)...

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Most say Size doesn't matter, those that do are... ?

Freak's of Nature
4
11%
(NON OFFENSIVE) Hoes
2
6%
Prescription ordered XL speculum
3
8%
Wishful thinking
16
44%
Other BS?
11
31%
Total Votes
36
Size does matter more than many will admit to......

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Direct Encounter with a UFO- Would you...

Call just your one Friend
6
14%
Never tell anyone
4
10%
Call all your friends,and the Media, etc.
7
17%
Drink another fifth of Tequila
15
36%
Other?
10
24%
Total Votes
42
They may be life out there? My cousin swears he had a close encounter with a UFO?...

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What is your favourite comedy?

Fawlty Towers
10
17%
Father Ted
8
14%
Frasier
13
22%
Rising Damp
1
2%
Outnumbered
1
2%
Men Behaving Badly
9
15%
The IT Crowd
1
2%
The Office
4
7%
Are You Being Served
5
8%
Seinfeld
7
12%
Total Votes
59
A mix of old and new there...

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I'm Bored. What should i do?

Send emails to women on this site
16
25%
Go to the games section
3
5%
Stop asking people on this site what i should do
12
19%
Go outside and chase butterflies
5
8%
Rub one out
7
11%
Make another poll about nothing
5
8%
Eat something
1
2%
Sleep
2
3%
Release the Hounds
1
2%
F**k It!
12
19%
Total Votes
64
I am in your hands......

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Did you know

yes
29
63%
no
17
37%
Total Votes
46
Did you know that the elephant is the only animal that cant jump?...

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True Confessions Exposed...

LBGT Community Confess Ruining Marriage
0
0%
Obama Confess,His goal of Ruining US Economy
9
41%
Lance Confess of EPO induced TDF"S
0
0%
Tom C. Confess Of loving LBGT Community
0
0%
Bush Confess of Big Oil Political Interests
5
23%
OSCAR's Confess biasing Brokeback M.
0
0%
I confess of Porno Love of Lesbian Bottom L..
0
0%
Confused
5
23%
Other
3
14%
Total Votes
22
I Couldn't give a Ratt's rear end....

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What would you choose as your Death Row last meal?

Pizza, garlic bread, an italian salad and tiramisu
3
8%
Roast chicken w/ stuffing & gravy,icecream sundae
10
26%
Thai green curry, thai spring rolls, lemon sorbet
1
3%
Steamed sea bass ,fish chowder, apple pie & cream
2
5%
Fillet steak, fries & onions, chocolate cake
12
31%
Sweet & sour pork, duck pancakes,fresh fruit salad
1
3%
Vegetable pasta bake, green salad, profiteroles
1
3%
Guinness stew, diced potatoes, banoffee pie
0
0%
salmon ,asparagus, moroccan couscous, cheesecake
5
13%
Chicken tikka, onion bhajis, pilau rice, pear tart
4
10%
Total Votes
39
I'm very anti the death penalty ... but I have often thought about what I would choose as a death row last meal!...

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What is your favourite comedy - part 2!

Absolutely Fabulous
5
9%
'Allo 'Allo!
5
9%
Scrubs
9
16%
Keeping Up Appearances
3
5%
The Cosby Show
2
4%
Friends
14
25%
The Golden Girls
4
7%
Some Mothers do 'Ave 'Em
7
12%
The Royle Family
2
4%
30 Rock
5
9%
Total Votes
56
So many!...

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Bush Claims Victory in Iraq , with Obama's

Perfect Arabic Dialect
5
15%
Sympothizing With Ground Zero Mosque Union
5
15%
Duping Nobel Peace Prize Intellect Committee
4
12%
No Bama-Really GOP Underground Won
7
21%
Other!
12
36%
Total Votes
33
We won......

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duck duck goose .... first thoughts

oh no a bomb!
3
16%
oh yeah i remember that game.
4
21%
remember? heck i still play it.
4
21%
iz dis anoder blond joke?
0
0%
wtf???
2
11%
i don't get it.
2
11%
did i leave the stove on?
0
0%
whait! WHAT? ?
0
0%
how m i supozed to respond again?
3
16%
this iz gettin fun.. weird , but fun.
1
5%
Total Votes
19
becreative ,...

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