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Piece..

This cannons the rapid fire type.... and smoking hot!

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Lucy...

Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.

Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company

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Lucy...

Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.

Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company

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Angel...

Wow!.... Did they run a mile after reading that comment?

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Lucy...

"I'll be gentle....I promise."... Thats good as my motor needs running in.

Dont worry about the gas, I'm all electric and fully charged for greater milage

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Lucy...
"A smart woman never buys a car without test driving it first"

I'm a demo model, you can loan me for the weekend.

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Elegs...

Blame "Piece" she started it

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Lucy...

In my best "John Wayne" voice....

Say Gal, you sure know how to worry a man.

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Piece....
"unless someone gets their stinger out!"

Oh! spare me, not another woman with a stinging tongue!

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Love...

Pleased to entertain...

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Elegs...
"Lucy and Solly, sitting in a tree" ... who is it that is stung by a bee?..... next line someone please.

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Lucy...

Hmmmmm.. tell me more, are you going to mop my brow or whisper sweetly in my ear?

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Lucy...


Awwwwww shucks! I've gone all shy!

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Elig...

Well look on the bright side, at least your not going to have any Pitter patter of little feet.

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Amorn...

Thats my point, I need a better chat line than "Hi, how are you"

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Eleg...

Two good suggestions there I think.

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Lucy...

I'm not interested in you stroking my keyboard, but you can load my cannon if you like.

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Eleg...

I find my good looks and charming personality seem to be sufficient to make a person look at my profile.

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Lucy...

A cannon... hang on, I'll just get out my tripod to rest it on!

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Amorn...

I do not take replies like what you wrote as a challenge, I see them as a "thanks for writing, but not interested" reply

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Elegs...

"You really do look like someone I'd like to impress"... awww.. thanks, I appreciate that!laugh

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Lucy...

It can be if fired properly, for lots of guys though it tends to just dribble out of the barrel.

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Dream...

Even with a magnifying glass I couldnt see the words.

Perhaps its a good idea to send a text so small the person writes back and says "I couldnt read the text"

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Love...

The line is.... "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me."

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Lucy...

How about... Got pencil with lead, can you sharpen it?

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Eleg...

Gopsmacked at the moment laughing so much, need to think of a reply.

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Amorn...

And what would you reply to someone that sent you the line you suggested?

RE: will still no one

Like with everything, you have to be patient and perceiver.

RE: Shook'ums", Just sleep it off...

Snooks is not the first to leave in a huff, nor will she be the last.

As the saying goes... "If you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen"

RE: Moving... for the 28th time....

I see from your profile you are still only a youngster and seem to have the means to support yourself. This being the case I would say "go for it".

I made my last move when I was 46, lost count how many times I moved before that, all were work related, however, when the choice was mine I choose to live in the sun, never regretted it.

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