The following are some helpful entertaining hints.......
1. When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place mats match, or, at the very least, that they all come from the same fast-food restaurant. Ditto for the napkins. 2. Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who's muscular, good-looking and young. (Straight guys, modify this a bit).
3. My favorite party game is "Pin the Cleanup on the Guests."
4. Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk into new containers before having guests over.
5. A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food presentation! I always take the foil COMPLETELY OFF the tv dinner before serving.
6. Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if you think of it as a game........kicking dust bunnies!
7. Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant coffee. They kept whining for hot water to go with it.
8. The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over your roasting pan. Similarly, the best way to prepare for relatives is to pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave.
9. When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household items. Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn eyelets. What do I see? Vilola! A new tablecloth!
10. The better you cook, the more likely your guests will return. Which is why I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.
Hi sweet sister, I respect your beliefs whole heartedly. Wishing you too; Peace, harmony and joy. My Blessings to you.
Years ago at the end of the day; A native man in full headgear, sitting on a white horse, would say; The Lord's Prayer" Never seen anything more beautiful.
You know what I find sooo very sad, never mind what you, what I believe, whatever it is. I have never perceived you to be a happy person, never a joke or a light side coming from you. I feel just darkness, sternness, very unbending. Seemingly needing to control it everytime. You hear or read about God and you go bunkers and then go on and on and........on, some more. You don't handle critisizm very well either, I believe most who give it mean it as constructive, I know that I do.
Yes I am sorry but what ever you believe, it is not giving your peace but constant striving. Whatever you wish to believe makes no differents to me, believe me I am not getting brownie points for pointing a person to Jesus. It was also not I who died for you on the cross. Ask yourself, don't tell me, why are you not finding peace and happiness in what you believe? That too me is sad!
I had intended to show you what happened at one of my Bible studies but it sounds like you have your mind made up so no need for me to tell it anymore. Am I right? Yes we all where given free will so yes, you can believe what ever you want to.
Lol, no one is going to be forced into Heaven kicking and screaming. The Bible does say; work out your own salvation in fear and trembling. No you do NOT have to go to Heaven.
Where are those curse words, please show me. The only one I know is damn and damn if I remember where I can find it. I heard a preacher use this in church on time. He got attention alright it looked like no one else know it was there either. Yep the preacher told it is in the Bible. ???
See, there's the difference between a Christian and a Pagan...I don't believe that Satan exists...he was created by the Crusaders back in the 600's (no, the year is not a typo) in order to help convert the Pagans by making them believe that their gods were evil. Nobody hates me, and if any part of my life is miserable that is my own doing and I can choose to change it.
I also don't believe that anyone died to save my soul. I am responsible for all that I do and it is up to me to learn the soul lessons that I chose when I came in as a human on earth-school this time around. Those are my beliefs...and just a statement, not an argument, btw. I'm not trying to convert anyone, nor bash anyone. You have a right to your beliefs, and I have a right to mine...and that's the only "right" that I claim exists in any religion.[/quote
If I may, I will share with you something that happened at my Bible study at my home.
It will have to wait as I have to do volunteer work this morning. I did not sleep, (I tried) this whole night but was on this computer. I have tonight a dinner invitation so......... But I am sure it can wait. Okay?
No, I do not believe this. When it comes to the scriptures you believe all or burn the book. It is His devinity that made Him be able to lay down His life so others could be saved. He is the only one who has made this claim, no one else. If we had no Bible but only one scripture it would be enough to have; John 3-16 For God soo loved the world,(You)that He gave......
Jesus himself preached outdoors most of the time. The real church is the living church or called the body of Christ. It is not contained in a building.
There are many home churches I myself have given lessons at my home, it was great!
You know when people have an accident like falling from a roof? They tell that they saw their live passing them bu in a flash. Our mind in a computer. Everything you ever did, heard, saw whatever, is in your cwn computer. On judgement day, that computer is rolled back. Nobody writing anything down you yourself carry it.
In my stories I keep showing that God has a sense of humour. God is Spirit. Many people see Him sitting in a throne like chair, looking down here below and saying; I saw what you just did Jenny I will write it down.
I believe you have the right to hold the people in your chruch accountable. This is not judging.
Many Christians are praying for a revival and where ever in the world it would brake out, I will be there if I possible can make it. It is amazing as it cleanses the church believe me.
I myself am not going to church anymore, the church is a building. ( I have my personal reasons, one is the too loud music) Did the lord not say; where there are two or three gathered in My name their I will be in the mids of them? So..........?
Number one only sinners go to church. They are still people with all their faults etc. I used to have a bumper sticker eons ago saying; Christians are NOT perfect, just saved. Also they are Satan's most hated, I think he goes to bed on Saterday night early so he can be in church in the morning.
Yes churches have split up because the members could not agree on the colour of the new hymbooks. I could say sooo much more but if you want to send me a private mail. Have question I will try to answer you/whoever else, as best as I can.
A lot of people say to me; I do a lot of good for others. That is great it makes you a good person, not necesarry a Christian. You could sit in chuch all day it makes you a church goer, not necesarry a Christian. Nor would standing in the garage all day, turn you into a car.
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Ohhhhhh.. did this ever back fire on mammie lol lol...................
Lol we sure don't give these little ones enought credit.Some of these kids as seen on TV are sooo smart they are
amost scary.
See Lilly on youtube she can not even talk, yet but knows
every country in the world and points this out on the map