hollandgirl Forum Posts (4,464)

RE: DO YOU BELIVE IN TAROT CARDS?

God can never be wrong 75 procent? This makes them false profets.
It makes me angry when those who are delfing into the occult claim to believe in God.
Not My God, not my Jesus, as He stricly forbids any attempts to look into the future.

I have made the decision to start networking... Does anyone of you have an older brother-friend....

I need help
My age makes most guys believe that I am over the hill have had it etc. Ha ha, surprise!

Most men over 60 they have had it!
Sorry guys, of course you are the exception I know.

Now I often feel alone, but will never get to be sooo lonely that I will just accept anyone, nooooo, nooooo!

I am the kind of person who likes to share! A good book, a movie, whatever!
And with winter coming, do I really have to put my
cold feet into socks again, instead of putting them behind
your kneehold or armpits?

Now good friends if you need a resume to show your brother-friend etc.
No problema!

Next!
Please guys take a number, first come first, no that sounds awful.
delete that part please.
Keep those cards and letters coming please!

Am I shallow?.......

Steve thank you for the "key" patients is NOT my biggest asset.
Have you forgotten my age?
I ain't got a lot of time left Steve!
30 more years I have and brother you know how fast the time
flies after your 21 eh?

Do You have an older brother?

RE: My Loving Angel Poem / advice help

I am like the Sally Ann or Salvation Army love to help.

RE: My Loving Angel Poem / advice help

When we hear positive stories it given others on here hope.
Thanks for the compliment.

RE: Anyone love God in here?...

Hello Brad, welcome, yes I too am a believer and follower of Christ.
You have several brothers and sisters here on this forum.

RE: My Loving Angel Poem / advice help

Defitnetly send this to your love. If this is your first poem than I say you have a gift and didn't know it!

Will you also tell us how it was received?

So I have an accent, what is Your problem?..........Can't win them all, not all the time anyway.....

Met someone on here and we talked on the phone.
What are you saying? He could not get the word thread as I pronounced it as tread. Like ending it with a T
He got sort of anoyed right there and then. Bye bye!

Next!

I worked in L.A for a little while at A&W Root Beer in the drive in section.
It was not is the best part of town either.
One night four teenagers drove up.
I took their order, brought it to them and next I heard; "Hey you come back here"
Oh, oh, here we go! "Hey talk to us some more we love that accent"

Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............

Seen this a long time ago on another forum and thought it deserved another round.
Maybe give someone else and idea?

RE: Hi everyone from a sweet, shy guy

Goofy and wishing you good luck too

Oh those women drivers....................lol

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph With her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, is still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver,which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............

Good Scottish Logic ...


A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay love," he says, "they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way." Cheers .....

RE: EXCERPTS FROM A CAT' S DAILY DIARY

Good one Kitty
I love cats because you can't tell them
what to do.
Had three red cats one time and people
would ask me why are they all red?
Told them they went better with the colour
of the carpet.

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

Wow so much wisdom!
Great answer, wished I had said it!

Am I shallow?.......

I hear you Steve but there has to be Something to begin with.
He kissed me just a short kiss on the lips and no thank you, there is nothing.
(And I love kissing)

Am I shallow?.......

On the other hand I need someone who is very much alive.
Someone who can't keep his hands of me.

Tra la la life is just a bowl of cherries.............

Am I shallow?.......

I am doing great and thank you for asking.
Would not mind finding someone to try out the above acrobatics with
though but I can dream in the mean time eh?
Darn I just wear them all out That is the problem.

The end of my profile reads: Don't let my age fool you, question is
can you keep up with me?

I think I ought to remove this as it looks like I am scaring them away

next;

Am I shallow?.......

Well, I would give him a few little breaks in between.
This is just for the few months that the honeymoon last.
Then maybe 2 times a day?
That is of course if he is still alive by then.



next;

Am I shallow?.......

Well he just left and he is as round almost as he is short.
He reminds me of a teddy bear for some reason.
It was plain what was on his mind but like the Dutch say;
Even if I ate a ton of salt herring I would not get thirsty
There is absolutely no chemistry there so............?

Next!

Am I shallow?.......

I know you were joking Steve.
To me they are evil and I know a lot of
people have them read; "Just for fun" it is not.
Wished today I had never met this friend who was
a psycic.
Movie stars came to her and where jealous of me as
we were good friends.
She would blabber about when things came to pass, angry at
me when I showed her she had been wrong.

How is it going Steve with your love life?
Still going great guns?

Am I shallow?.......

Thank you Steve well you are a great guy. You know what they
say; It takes one to know one.
The cards? They ruined many years of my life.
I believed these people had a gift from God.
If this was so, how come a lot of what the cards say never
happens?
I WANTED to believe the promises made to me.

Am I shallow?.......

Thank you I appreciate that.
Well the mere fact that I am asking this question
is because I don't like to even think that way, but I am.
When he first came to my home a long time ago I felt sort of
a shock to be honest as I did not expect him to be my height.
Had he told me from the beginning? Who knows?

Am I shallow?.......

Yeah That would make me forget about the rest eh?

Am I shallow?.......

When you find out please let me know as this is the
very first time I am hearing this.
I Like IT!
But would like to know What it is that makes
men shudder at my mere presents!

Am I shallow?.......

I will give him a chance that is all I can say for now.
He is coming over for lunch today.
Have not seen him for a very long time.
Some people when getting older shrink.
OMG why did I have to think of that NOW?

Am I shallow?.......

You sure make me smile reading this Barren.
So I kick asses eh? That sure tickled me.
Didn't know I had this power.

Met this man some time ago and that time he had
lied and told me he was 5/6 and told me that he
hoped I would not care how tall or short he was
after we met.
Well I did care and said; It makes me wonder what
else you lied about?

As parting shot he told me he was wealthy and my
anwwer; We all have problems.

My dad told me that the reason I was short, ahhh
petite, was because he had not kicked my butt enough
I told him it was the opposite.

Would you believe that today the Dutch are the tallest
people in the world?
No, I am NOT making this up!
What irony.


So Barren I would have to look up at you if I wanted to
or not eh?

Am I shallow?.......

I am short ahum petite, sounds already nicer does it not?
The guy that is after me great guns is; 5/3
I wish he would be at least 5/6 or 5/8.

So far I don't know a lot about him but that he thinks
I am the cats meow.
To me this show's he is at least smart because I am!
question? does the fact that his hight or lack of it, make me shallow?
because I wished he was a few inches taller?

RE: America's Sense of Humor

Just love your come-back

RE: America's Sense of Humor

Life is just a bowl of cheries......la die la die la

RE: So I Guess That Summer is over.

In the Okanagan Valey the temp. have been in the late 20th so far.
No jackets needed yet.
Were I live it looks like Tuscany many vine yards and wineries.