Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

What kind? You keep it locked up? wave

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Yes that is sad not to be allowed an animal and the dogs that have become wild.
Can't you have the humane society pick them up?
The dogs could easely become a danger.
What would happen if you stopped feeding them?

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Cats can be trained.
I have a picture somewhere where two cats sit on the toilet.
Google; how to train a cat and most likely that picture will show up.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Ha ha takes after someone we all know?

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Where I now live is an community of about 225 homes.
I call it the village as it is run like one.
Cats must be on a lease, so are indoor cats, dogs can only be yah high.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

When your working it would be great if you could afford a companion for your dog or cat.

wave

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

NO!

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

I like the way people chose names for their animals. wave

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

True of cats they rule the house.
My last cat would not want to sleep with me.
Would come to my bed in the morning and work its way
under the blankets.
Time for me to get up it said. Yep!

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

No snakes or things that crawl. You can't pet them or cuddle wave

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Decature; There is another town like that in Michican right? wave

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

rolling on the floor laughing Part of a cow.
Fish, I could eat it three times a week, not a problem.
Just ate raw salted herring oh so good.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Hi Maryjane, never owned hamsters.
As a kid did have mice. wave

Nova Scotia wished I had spend more time there when I had the change.
Need to cast my vote soon today.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

rolling on the floor laughing Didn't recognize you at first.
It sounds you live in a rural district, farm?
Cute you gave all the animals a name.
Shows you love them all.
cheering

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

Hi Shell, oh birds, yes had them too. Always left the cage open.
It would sit close to the sterio and sing its little heart out when
it liked the music.
Clasic was the favorite.
Would have loved to have had horses.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

That would be scary, to much for me.
Ever treaten to make soup out of him? rolling on the floor laughing

Exercise.....................very funny.........................

rolling on the floor laughing Thank you Paul you don't mind I borrow that line do you? rolling on the floor laughing

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

I would get another animal in a heart beat if I was finished traveling.
I soo miss my furry friends.

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

How did you become the new owner?

Do you own a animal?..............Dog, cat or fish.................or...........?

No animals right now as I plan to travel.
My neighbour would take care of a cat for two weeks but
that is where she draws the line.

hmmm

Exercise.....................very funny.........................

That was my favorite toorolling on the floor laughing

RE: For cro...

What DO you call a person who relentlesly gets into post just to
give you another dig?
Sarcastic remarks and or calling me hypocrite etc.
I ignored this for weeks. This seems to have made him angrier.
Would/could not let things go.
No exuse but I was not having a great day, lots of stress.
Here is Kid one more time getting his lick in.
I lost it, totally lost it. I do not normally use these words.
I have been on this forum since the middle of June and you have never heard even like what I said to kid, not even close.

Exercise.....................very funny.........................

If, I would drink, I think I would look worse rolling on the floor laughing

Tipaly this one is special for you.....................funny!.......................

Would be good to post in the lunch room, even better when the bosses saw it

RE: The Hair Cut

I agree sad but true

RE: Hi to everyoneeeeee!

cswelcome Hi handshake wave

Tipaly this one is special for you.....................funny!.......................

Yeah don't show your boss rolling on the floor laughing

Tipaly this one is special for you.....................funny!.......................

Admin Staff Are Valuable!!!!


A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. 'You are all
part of our team now', said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing.
'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something
to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees'.
The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all working very hard,and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?'
The cannibals all shook their heads indicating 'no'.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
'Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?' A hand rose hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
'You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and
Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!!!!'



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RE: When a job starts causing physical illness, what would you do? Considering your life experiences!

I agree find another job.
Is this possible for you to do?

Exercise.....................very funny.........................

Exercise


Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a bar and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

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