hollandgirl Forum Posts (4,464)

RE: My family needs your positive energy now.

Shirley adding my prayers to the others for your dad and Adam.
Keep looking up!

RE: Christmas Came Early

That is indeed great news. Yes the very best Christmas present!
Merry Christmas to you Jerry

RE: Why small number of people are living in this beautiful land?!

Canada is the largest country in the world has only 33.500 million inhabitans
Parts of Canada you can not live unless an eskimo.

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

You said it well blondie, hope the guys are listening...........

RE: Why small number of people are living in this beautiful land?!

Canada is the largest country in the world and has only 33.500 inhabitans. ???

RE: I Found This Unbelievable, i need to vent!

Morgan So very very sorry for what happened. This is so sad.
Thinking about all of you.
Yes Morgan you know you can always come here to CS as you have many friends here who care.
Hope that things at the hospital change so not other parents has to go through this.

Lousy kissers lousy lovers? Who will be the teacher, men or women, tell how you feel it needs to be

You are right no two people are the same and from everyone we do learn someting.
I must say that I thought "I knew it aLL" but must say that I have learned from the input of others.
I am very flexable with many things but when dealing with men who are older I find I have to be much more subtle as ego is here to be considered and I a women, where, how, did I learn this is their thinking.

RE: What is the best piece of advice you ever heard?

You have never seen a moving van behind a hearse.

RE: What is the best piece of advice you ever heard?

Everytime YOU talk you learn nothing.

Lousy kissers lousy lovers? Who will be the teacher, men or women, tell how you feel it needs to be

Men or women tell what turns you on for a start and then..........?
Please don't stop now.
Tina may want to write another novel on here and we will read it before the mods get to it.

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

Yes the no good kissers are also lousy lovers.
So besides Ralph, who is giving more pointers or who starts the school?

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

You two ought to get a room now

Nine words women use......... men take notes..........

Men take note..Does this sound familar?..Nine words women use, men you need to learn to translate




NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').

8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Hello just found you Aussies

I enjoyed Brisbane loved all that water so close to the river.
Loved your clubs too we don't have those.

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

3 guys so far did not know how to kiss, for sure unromantic.

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

Grrrrrrrrrrr well this one man had part of his tongue between his lips wanting to kiss me.
Told him to put his tongue back. He was one of the peckers.

RE: Undressing

Ah I was lying Drui but your right we still would not see a thing

RE: Undressing

Just don't drop that towel

They walk among us......they reproduce........they vote.............

*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without
even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it.*

*Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted . . . 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said . . . 'where???'*

**They Walk among us!!*

***
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *

**They Walk Among Us!!*

****
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!*

***
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kg.*

**They walk among us! *

****
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot . . .*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

***
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

***
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned . . . *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

***
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?' *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

***
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*

**Yep, they walk among us, sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce and vote!**

Hello just found you Aussies

Well almost lived in Australia as that was the only country that interested my dad.
It was not long after the war and when my mom heard that she would be left for a week at the time alone with 6 kids and a bunch of frustrated women, she changed her mind.

Hello just found you Aussies

I have read that Perth is very nice.
In Adelaide we were told that the only kangaroo's were to be found
in the zoo.
Not soo, saw many around the home of one of our host.
Nosy beast they just stare at you

Spend three years ago seven weeks in Australia

Canada is large and depending where you live it is right now another sunny day and not freezing.
I live close to the only dessert in the land.
I did go to the Blue Mountains.

Spend three years ago seven weeks in Australia

Canada is now the largest country in the world.
I lived for 4 1/2 years in Jasper, a National park.
Right in the Rocky Mountains.
It was a priviledge to have been allowed to live there.
I live now in B.C.

I have lived in many places in Canada, wonder if I have
some gypsy blood in me

Spend three years ago seven weeks in Australia

Thank you me thinks you are right

Yes they walk among us..................they also reproduce.................

Yep forgot that one

Yes they walk among us..................they also reproduce.................

*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without
even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it.*

*Caution... They Walk Among Us!*


*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted . . . 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said . . . 'where???'*

**They Walk among us!!*

***
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *

**They Walk Among Us!!*

****
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!*

***
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kg.*

**They walk among us! *

****
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot . . .*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

***
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

***
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned . . . *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

***
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?' *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

***
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*

**Yep, they walk among us, sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!**

Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

Boy this is for you young whipper snappers, I always thought this was naturel that guys knew but they don't. Oh no it is not so!
Guys tell me some girls don't know how either
Kisses is what gets me going lol

Spend three years ago seven weeks in Australia

Did I spell it wrong? It is above Brisbane.
I asked the Americans once what they knew about Canada and did they care.
Oh la la I thought I had single handedly started world war three. Google dumb Americans by rick mercer you will see how little they know about Canada.
We are their closest neighbours.
I lived in California for 11 years and found the people were nice.

Americans come from the same background as do Canadians.
The differents is given to the babies in the bottle. Be patriotic, your the best in the world etc.
Canadians are much more laid back.
The joke is Canadians are sooo polite they say thank you when an automatic door opens.
Oh yeah we say eh a lot too.

Hello just found you Aussies

A deversity of many countries obviously. Many do come to the International site.
I have not posted on the European site.
It takes awhile to feel comfortable there I found