I don't like to spend the rest of my life alone I need to share, to be loved and love in return.

Thank you punk that was nice of you too say that.
Matriarch lol, Barren called me that at one time
Well the last few month has been amazing never seen
so many interested.
Not all worked out but stayed so far with only one as that
is my Modus of Operandi, one at the time.

Having been very happy myself with my late husband yes it is
true, I wish everyone to experience this.
At times reading some of the post or answers, can bring tears to
my eyes as un-happiness seems to be no respecter of persons.
I never had to go thought the younger crowds searching and experience
their heartaches.
Met him at 14 married him at 20 immigrated together had to leave but by then was 28.
Sure had to learn a lot in the hurry as I was as naive as they come.
Punk wonder about you and a few others on here, why you are still alone!

hug

I don't like to spend the rest of my life alone I need to share, to be loved and love in return.

I have most men interested coming from the US and I live in Canada.
Are we both happy about it? No!
If things go right it should be a temporary thing.
It is to overcome.
Yes it brings complications but it depends on how flexable you are.
We don't get to chose where are next love is coming from.
I am much older than you are, so........?
Have kept my mind open to all possibilities.
If your way so far is not working then think further than your nose is long girl.
Try the longer distance in the meantime what do you have to lose?
wave

I don't like to spend the rest of my life alone I need to share, to be loved and love in return.

Yes each can do his own thing at times.
For the most we were the Bobsy Twins where you saw one you saw the other.
This may not be the case with the next person in my life.
I still say you can be in the same room feeling connected yet each doing his own thing

I don't like to spend the rest of my life alone I need to share, to be loved and love in return.

Nicely said Farid
wave

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

Accepted lol "nough said wave

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

Now sweetowen you have said A here about your friend so am now waiting for the B

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

Never thought of it but this may give some of us an idea?
Okay just for special occasions of course.
rolling on the floor laughing

The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

Aha thank you, yep that will do it lol cheering

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

rolling on the floor laughing I am sure they have seen and heard it all.
Besides something to tell the wife.
Who knows may be even one for his memory books

RE: In total shock & disbelief

I am soo sorry about your loss.
Yes do go to the funeral your there for his memory.
angel

The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

I know my daughter but what have I missed here?
Thank you and I "thought" the same till his phone kept vibrating one Sunday morning while I was up and he was still in bed. After I read his message (my bad) he was HISTORY!

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

Well yes but.........it still could have happened.
Lol love the dry humour of that doctor.

The washcloth.........funny ladies but not so funny if this had happened to you lol.........

--- The Washcloth

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.


As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.


After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.



Never going back to that doctor......... Ever.

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The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

Hey Kathy good to see you hope all is well with youdancing

The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

Lol I must be missing some most valuble information here.
I am either slow or just dumb whitted comfort

The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

Trying to understand this one Shirley, care to explain?
confused

The public toilet the experiences of one woman..........You?..............part one

Your boyfriend is a keeper.
Sometimes a few women get smart and help each other to do
the same thing cheering cheering cheering

RE: The Man Rules

Good ones from the men's side cheering

RE: Brothers All

Beautiful story gf

RE: Brothers All

Beautiful story gf

I don't like to spend the rest of my life alone I need to share, to be loved and love in return.

Lonely you have to go back and do math again.
Your 49 and I 70 that is 21 years and not ten hun.
wave

Life in the 1500 your going to love this.....now you know where these sayings came from

Hi Cyndie wave

Life in the 1500 your going to love this.....now you know where these sayings came from

I get a lot of stuff from Googles, I get a lot of things send to me or I borrow or steal from other forums lol.
Now don't you tell anyone okay?
rolling on the floor laughing

Life in the 1500 your going to love this.....now you know where these sayings came from

Yes but did you know where they came from?wave

The "traffic" has been very good so far....there is a lot of rubber left for me to bounce back

A couple of times believed that I had found my guy.
The first thing some want to know is do I take this serious.
Well I joke around a lot but never with anyone's feelings.
These same men end up being the player's.
So far have met several most from here.

Next confused

Life in the 1500 your going to love this.....now you know where these sayings came from

How it came about.

Life in the 1500's You're gonna love this.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500's
Most people got married in June beause they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty goodby June.
However, they were starting to smell, so the brides carried a bouquet of flowersto hide the body odor, hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub of hot water. The man of the house had the priviledge of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.
Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty that you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.
Houses had thatched rooves, thick straw piled high with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs and cats and other small animals(mice and bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house either. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where the bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection and that's how the canopy came into existance.

Enjoying your education?

Sometimes pork was obtained, which made the family feel quite special. When visitors would come over, they would hang up there bacon to show that the man of the house could"bring home the bacon". They would cut off little pieces to share and everyone would sit around "chewing the fat"

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got themiddle and the guests the top or "the upper crust".

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for several days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would eat and drink while waiting to see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folk started running out of places to bury people, so they would dig up the coffins and take the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these about one in twnty five had scratch marks on the inside. They realised they were burying people alive, so they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin, up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Then someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell. Therefore someone could be "saved by the bell" or was a "dead ringer". Whoever said history was boring?

The "traffic" has been very good so far....there is a lot of rubber left for me to bounce back

Thanks Ken.
I am really wondering what is going on here.
Several from here but they are not in the forum.
The last one is also younger by ten years, that I can
handle as that is about the limit I am drawing in the sand.
Besides I need a younger man rolling on the floor laughing
This one is from another site.

Anyone needs dating sites, free ones? Email me.

RE: How many foreign languages you speak

Sign language is importand to know and interesting.
How do you sign names I wonder
professor

RE: How many foreign languages you speak

That is a shame to lose languages get books a pen pal what ever it takes but don't let it go!
help

The "traffic" has been very good so far....there is a lot of rubber left for me to bounce back

I don't wish to develope a thick skin, am vuneralble still for sure.
I keep an open mind about all this keeps the bounce coming back when that is gone I will give up.

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