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Not even two years old can barely talk, but little lilly knows every country in the world, shows you

Did you get to see this little charmer Stef?
Some kids scare me they are soo smart.
One little kid can recite the whole constitution and name
all off the presidents.

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

I am pleading the 5th

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

I was going to say they hang behind the counter
But you got me anyway

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

That is a real tonque braker for sure

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

Some women think of everything..................funny...................

Yes I wrote this

Some women think of everything..................funny...................

Women think of everything????


An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......' Bloody women they think of everything!!!!

Dumb blonde jokes......................Okay, alright, yes I DO know I am blonde too.........lol

So happy we could even the score.

I needed company...................

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this .

I'm an idiot and I needed company ..

Not even two years old can barely talk, but little lilly knows every country in the world, shows you

Little genious Little is amazing she points out every country on the map. She was on Oprah too.

youtube lilly the world map reader

Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?

I had made a U turn and got caught.
Yes guilty as charged officer, no use to try anything clever now.
Okay ma'am I will let you go if you promise you won't do it again.
Officer I promise that I will never again make a U turn if I know
you are watching.
He started to laugh and see; Okay you go.

Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?

If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…

I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
Hey pal, I pay your salary!
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

English is my second language.
I sooo love languages and wished I knew more.
I can understand some German and a lot of S. Africanish, pidgin Dutch for me.
I grinds over my spine to hear words basterd up.
The Dutch have taken some words out of the English language and took them over 100% but also made some, half of each. Grrrrrrrrrr!

In the mood for a party, I was going to hire the band but we have lots of home grown talent so

You Bet it is okay sis.

You just got to love those blondes....................So love this one...............

You are not a very happy person are you?
Negative and judgemental. Angry too.
It is a joke you moron!

I did not even get the white thing at first.
That was ugly, to say it as nice as I can.
You need help for sure.

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

Maybe You are I am an

"Die flippers" A voice to fall for....... "The Seekers"................

No Lana Die flippers is a German singing group.
Such a beautiful voice.

You just got to love those blondes....................So love this one...............

Yeah that is our story and we are sticking to it.
You wish to have fries with that?

Lovers of the English language.................unite lol...................

Hmmm come again?

You just got to love those blondes....................So love this one...............

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO
SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE
COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST
CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURNTO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THe COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED To A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND
SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT
IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM
WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.


"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO
HOUSTON."

RE: Let Go And Let GOD

We are like the child who can't yet dress himself too well.
Let mammie help you. No, I can do it myself!
So the child muddles on.
When he finds he really can't get the job done, he will say; Okay mammie help me.
How often have I not asked for help until I had made a mess of things first? Too many times.
I am a slow learner.


He says to bring him all your burdens and He will carry them for you.

RE: Let Go And Let GOD

This is not always easy especcially when a rebel at heart, it takes trust.
I have taken care of me for many years so for me it is not easy.
The thing is only one captain on the ship.
You want to be that captain?
Fine, He is a genleman and will get out of your way.

Maxine 4 president..................

I agree and I think everyone loves her.

Maxine 4 president..................

Love Maxine, sorrry could not send the pictures too

Dumb blonde jokes......................Okay, alright, yes I DO know I am blonde too.........lol

You've got Blonde
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Dumb blonde jokes......................Okay, alright, yes I DO know I am blonde too.........lol

Ooh, you could have red hair you would look eh hot!

Dumb blonde jokes......................Okay, alright, yes I DO know I am blonde too.........lol

There is an endless supply of jokes

RE: The Swimmer

You always have good jokes Des

RE: Who Is The Anti-Christ In Revelations Chapter 13

I found it Galactic You gave me the key; Gog and Magog is in;
Eziekiel 38-1-4
#1 August 12th, 2008, 11:02 AM
Mulligan
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200 Million Man March

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"Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand (200 million): and I heard the number of them" (Revelation 9:14-16).

"And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared" (Revelation 16:12).

I Googled; China and the 200,000.000 million army and found the above.