If you're 'open-minded' and ready for a 'little chuckle' . . . read on !!!!
I was traveling between Chattanooga and Knoxville the other day (Just south of Sweetwater) when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?'
'Yes, I sure do,' I replied.
'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied.
'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted.
'Hop in!', replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.'
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
'What's the matter ?', she asked.
'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'
That seems to be their favorite game to pounce on you. I would like to have one or two cats again but still plan to travel so.........? My neighbour would take care of it for me but no more then two weeks. So I better not.
Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight..'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
I was just thinking how proud I was of all the girls who told how much they do exersize. Go gals. Then thought hey the girl take care of their bodies but so far no guys?
To my great relief there you where; saving the day for all your brothers out there.
Thanks you should vary that thumb, not always the same one okay?
Having an animal to walk is great it makes you having to go out. Is Gazelle your horse? I was "born" on a bike but have not done so for many years now. Lucky you survived that ride in the blizzard bet it was very scary huh, where you alone?
I swim every other day, walk to the pool, while in the pool I have designed some exersizes that work for me. Doing them in water counts for double. Starting my weights again now. Only with 5 lbs. I had to stop as I had hurt my arm, but it is okay now so......? Have a mat on the floor so when watching tv I can work out at the same time.
My lover has moved on already leaving me with a broken heart now. Lol maybe he reads here and He is now broken hearted.
Hun I was only introducing my friends to you and planning the wedding because I know you don't wished to have a long engagement. Neither do I, so my gf's. got on it right away. They know how anxious I am too marry you, they know you do too. Did you see the plans made already? I have not yet send it to you for approveal but since you said you wished to have me share and enjoy with you, your money, we went ahead and ordered the best just as I know you would have wished. Oh, we also have a saying here; He earns it, she apends it. It keeps the woman happy and the economy going. Also keep things balanced. Now hon, still lots of work left to do so try not too miss me too much, time goes fast and before you know it! It is time for the. I D0's. Hope your as excited as I am!
Girls who ever gets the next one lets get in there together. All adding something to his letter. Organize the most perfect wedding ever!
My guy lives in the US, well he says. My main reason for showing this is because someone a few days ago did not know she was dealing with scammers, she now knows. A few of us girls just had a little fun with it all. My first scammer was very slick, not like this guys who are so obvious..
Going to have a glass of red wine now, got to tune it down for now. It was a lot of fun. Thanks a lot Shelly, your a great sport. Oh boy, soon those down under are going to be here.
I knew you had not read from the beginning. Not too worry girl just help us plan the best planned wedding on CS. We still need four bridesmaid, if interested.
Am john by name, Sculptor by profession ,i deal on artwork Looking for intelligent, attractive and humorous lady for friendship and funny and maybe more! I am an intelligent, educated and romantic gentleman with a great sense of humor. My hobbies are hiking, camping, motorcycles, dancing and reading. I have a mine own museum and a good life, I am just looking for someone to help me share it,i want you to know that am very serious to meet with you ,i will be glad to hear from you soon, you can mail me to my personal mail box
Oh lord your a riot girl. Thank you for accepting to be my maid of honour. 4 bridemaids should be enough don't you think? Am having to look one last time looking and see what else I can let you read. brb
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Do you exersize, what kind? How often?, (Not included your bed exersizes) I know they should count
I have been thinking of Taekwondo is it not very difficult and over a hundred movement to remember.All very gentle too.