Ocee35 Forum Posts

Feb 3, 2011

RE: friends?

I can't compare your profile to her's,

I read your profile because I wanted to steal you

and keep you in my basement.

I've never read your's objectively.

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Feb 2, 2011

There several telling differences between your profile

and the OP's when he/she started this thread.

You selected looking for friends/ she did not.

You have a broad age range which is consistent with seeking friends/ she does not.

You have a broad body type range, again consistent with a friends only search/ again, she does not.

Her profile was not created as a "looking for friends" profile.

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: Hi I'm new here

It's nice to meet you too Midwestjewel,

welcome to the forums.

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: blond or brunette?

I tried to pull a blonde last friday, but she said

she found skinny men effeminate, so I went home and ate

a gallon of ice cream while watching Twilight in my snuggie.

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: blond or brunette?

I like both, but do what you feel.

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: Dear diaryyyyyyyyheeeeeeeee

No.

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: classic rock bands

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Jan 30, 2011

RE: How would u spend a MiLLioN dollaRs?

Caps lock training.

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Jan 29, 2011

RE: New to this site !

Welcome Laurieanns.

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Jan 29, 2011

RE: Is age just a number?

It's part of how we keep score,

2 points per cup size..

5 points per decade younger than us..

200 points if she's a beer mogul heiress.

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Jan 29, 2011

RE: should i strangle stray cats to vent my frustrations or just smoke a dubee?

Mornin' Jac..

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Jan 29, 2011

RE: should i strangle stray cats to vent my frustrations or just smoke a dubee?

I know you THINK that's impressive, but it just makes you look

like a psychopath, or a liar.

Just sayin'

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Jan 28, 2011

RE: why cant i find a decent girl that would date me ?.

There's generally one of three reasons for this,

bad hygene, bad person, or unrealistic expectations.

In the interest of civil discourse, I'll let you pick one.

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Jan 28, 2011

RE: introduction

I'm not calling you love, ever.

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Jan 28, 2011

RE: hhas anybody ever gone crazy ?...if so ...why ? " tell us the whole story "

Pretty sure I started out crazy, and went sane.

I'm safer now, but one does question the cost.

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Jan 28, 2011

RE: hhas anybody ever gone crazy ?...if so ...why ? " tell us the whole story "

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Jan 28, 2011

RE: should i strangle stray cats to vent my frustrations or just smoke a dubee?

Well, there's the "cat ladys".

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Jan 24, 2011

RE: Have you changed since you have entered the world of internet dating?

I guess I won't be manufacturing teapots when I grow up,

apparently I'm a very poor judge of materials.

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Jan 22, 2011

RE: WTF???

Issues. Lots of issues.

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Jan 22, 2011

RE: people who eat meat dont deal with anger as well as

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104283/smug-2006

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Jan 21, 2011

RE: people who eat meat dont deal with anger as well as

Sooo... not helping.

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Jan 21, 2011

RE: What is your favorite color?

If you mix them together, you get pink.

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Jan 21, 2011

RE: What is your favorite color?

Pink.

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Jan 21, 2011

RE: Why do u post in forums?

I post here in the hope that someday a lovely woman

will see me as I really am, and fall deeply in love with me.

Deeply in love women send butt pics.

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Jan 21, 2011