RE: How do you know its time to go.

Around my third or fourth date with her replacement,

waiting more than five dates is inconsiderate

of the new woman, and that's no way to start

a healthy relationship.

RE: is this is a tacky question?

It's only acceptable to ask that of Australian women.

Proper grooming is very important to women down under.

RE: is this is a tacky question?

I think the question is being poorly delivered,

or posed by men you dislike, as it's not

intrinsically all that offensive.

RE: Whats the first thing you look for in a girl?

I like to see if their legs reach the ground.







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RE: The best place to find a prospective date/lover

Wrapped in plastic,

under my bed.

RE: Hot and Cold, Yes then No

This one woman was all... "Ocee I want you"
and I was hot.

Then we spoke and she was all... "I'm away on a business trip"
and I was not hot.

Then she was all... "I've been robbed, send money"
and I was cold.

RE: Do u think being friends with an EX is right?

If I liked them enough to be friends,

they wouldn't be ex's.

RE: Which is the best way to tame PRIDE?

If an excess of pride indicates a shortage of humility,

cultivate humility.

RE: The doorbell just rang!

wine

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)




... grin

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)



bouquet

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)




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RE: Dear Diary omg no its a Dairy

They're in the club house, watching the antique road show and sharing a bottle of shiraz. Don't feel bad about not being invited, few women are.

I did hear the wine was was quite nice

somewhat fruity with a hint of nuts,

just like my middleschool gym shorts.

RE: Who is the prettiest female singer?

Why would I care who the prettiest is?


I don't listen with my eyes.


FFS.

RE: Seems to me people creat new threads and ultimately it turns

My words are far to precious for the public to be denied them.

RE: WTF!!!! Is Going On???

You bought a whole computer just to meet women?



All you needed was a puppy, much cheaper

as long as you don't keep it.

The puppy.

RE: Mistakes...

You're gonna hurt your back. All you really need

is plausible deniability.

RE: Thoughts????

You win, next.

RE: Dear Diary omg no its a Dairy

I don't doubt it. It's just the sort of thing

that's hard to say... elegantly.

RE: Hair in privates? For ladies only

and now, a word from our sponsor... AXE.

The makers of Axe Shower Gel "How dirty boys get clean."


and Axe Shampoo "Get girl approved hair."


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RE: Gentlemens Clubs

Anyone got change for a five?

RE: would you buy tobacco,alcohol,etc for an underage kid that you know?

How close to eighteen is she?

RE: Testing potentials

My guess, they're trying to legitimize their trust issues.

They'd rather be alone than risk a relatoinship,

and are just looking for an excuse to back away,


or they're just drama queens.

RE: What Is It With Some Guy's????/

It's possible you look like his ex'

or he's heard a rumor they're cancelling Sponge Bob,

but most likely he need's to switch to boxers.

RE: Puzzling Questions....I've waay too much time on my hands!

If I save 100 women from drowning, am I still only alowed to date

one at a time?

RE: So come on guys..Honesty now.....

I'm being coy, it's endearing.


snooty

RE: If you were granted the power to be a super hero, which one would you choose? And why?

I'd be "The Adjuster"

I could adjust my package anytime and anywhere

with no social fallout.



My special move would be the "There's a mouse in my pocket"

also known as the "Handsfree"

RE: "Am I the only one who feels this way..?

Last time I felt like that, I realized I was using sadness

and anger to delay acceptance of my new reality.


The way I stopped was to mind my words, even the ones used for thought. I checked my words to make sure they reflected reality, nothing more or less, just what was. My thoughts became calm and accepting again. Soon after the sadness began to fade.

RE: any sugesstions on how to strt a new cult?

First you're gonna need some grow lights.

What I really want to read...

I want to read the replies people type, but don't submit.

It would be interesting if CS ran a key logger,

and occasionally posted the stuff we delete.



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