Ocee35 Forum Posts (3,852)

Why I haven't given up dating American women...

Just playing my "Get out of bad jokes free" card.


Ya know ya loves me.

RE: WHY A MEN HAVE TO BE UPSET WHEN I LOOK ANOTHER THE GUY?

Some may feel it is disrespectfull.

Most however, are in a state a lacking. They either don't feel good enough about themselves, or the strength of your bond to them.

RE: WHEN TO GIVE UP LOOKING

When it not fun anymore.

RE: Do We Believe What One Writes In Profile?

A profile is just a story.

The spoken word isn't much more.

Time and actions, reveal truths.

RE: Men: boxers or brefs

Boxers here.

Woven and preferably with a print so vile

the golf community refused to embrace it.



Let the pink pearl polishing commence.

RE: 100 things I need to do before I die

I don't refer to women as things.

It's impolite.

RE: I'm back and I'm hurt severly

You're hurt severly? So you were hospitalized for you injuries?
Right? Ya, I didn't think so. Maybe a bit of perspective is in order.

You have nothing to smile about, and we'll never see you happy? Nothing? Never? Ya, whatever...melodramatic much?

"You'll try to carry on, but you're not making any promises." You dramatically over estimate my(and probably the majority of people that are'nt your mum) interest in your well being.


Somewhere it seems you got the idea that all this moping around will attract women, and they'll think "Omg, this poor guy. I must love him." IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. It will attract attention from some. They'll console you, and then go find someone they're attracted to.



Pain is potential energy, having it in abundance is not unattractive. Making it, instead of what you do with it, your identity...is.



People will watch you get sad and die

before they choose to love you for your pain.

RE: How would you go about ending a bad date?

I just suffer through it.



Unless she really irritates me, then I just tell her the date's over, and wrap up any loose ends like dinner cheques and transportation.

RE: Things you don't want to hear right before you go under for surgery.

Ok, start timing me.... now.

RE: CAN YOU FORGIVE YOUR BELVOED'S BETREYAL ?

I skip the forgiving and go right to the moving on.

RE: Things you don't want to hear right before you go under for surgery.

Damn it, I said decaff. Now I'm all jittery.

RE: Things you don't want to hear right before you go under for surgery.

I caught my wife cheating last night.



This may be the leading cause of waking up from surgery

with the wrong thing gone.

RE: Randomly Post Anything That's On Your Mind.....

Simplicity, of course.

RE: What do you do?

Lower my standards.

RE: Selfish

Limin, you are right, and it's probably a big part

of the reason you have friends willing to do such a favor.

Women 131. Help me out.

No can do. I added that to the counterproductive list years ago.

Right between testicular donations and call screening

counter measures.

Women 131. Help me out.

I've got a handle on that part,

but I'm pretty sure there's more to it.

Women 131. Help me out.

Dear Laura,

Thank you for the faith.


Sensirly, Dr. Ocee

Optometrist

Women 131. Help me out.

It ain't calculus, but stupid might be a stretch.

Women 131. Help me out.

I think I won't worry about it at all,

but come here and whine about it anyway.

RE: What on Earth Do You Make of This? !!

That makes me wanna do the free willy dance

while singing gospel.








Swing low, sweet chariot...

Women 131. Help me out.

I'm thinkin' I shouldn't have answered my phone.

So, I'm going with "Hello"

Women 131. Help me out.

We need a PSA thread category, for this topic.

Women 131. Help me out.

I was more comfortable with suspecting I said something wrong,

than with it being a given.

Women 131. Help me out.

Oh, that's easy.

Thanks.

Women 131. Help me out.

I wasn't.

Women 131. Help me out.

I suspect I said something stupid, but I'm not sure what.




Now what?

RE: Best thing that happened to you today

Other then the time around my divorce, I was probably more likely to be distracted today then most any other day in the last 10 years.

Nice call.

RE: Best thing that happened to you today

Some are yes, but the more I think on it

I'm pretty sure I'm missing something,

or choosing not to see it.

RE: Best thing that happened to you today

I was profoundly confused by a woman.

It was refreshing.