Here is one to figure out. A person is lonely and would like to have more people in their life, but that person has social anxiety and finds it hard to deal with people, especially a crowded room.
How do that person find people without having to deal with people?
The Newfie was on a wharf one day watching the tourists get off a boat when one of the female tourist's approached him and said "so where are all of the wild Indians to?"
The Newfie replied "they are not all ashore yet madam."
2 Newfies was trying to figure out how to measure a flag pole one day. The first Newfie said "lets just lay it down on its side and measure it that way". The other Newfie said "I want the height, not the length stupid!"
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RE: Profiles
This is my 2nd as I got into some trouble with my first and got banned from posting