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Mrs Right vs Mr Wrong

I wouldn't want a woman who couldn't read a map and you probably wouldn't want a guy who doesn't listen to you.
Bit of Allan and Barb Pease from a book for you, lol.

RE: Plastic Surgery for the Guys ?????

I'd consider some spack filler for the gaps in my teeth.grin

Blind Dates

No

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

spoon

Why are losers so atracted to me?

Some ladies are very, very choosy too of course (and so they should be).

Some are looking for dinners and romance and then move on. Some have a dinner date lined up every week ;)

Of course, if a profile is up forever and the photo's don't change, you know yourself what you see isn't always what you get. And speaking of photo's, sometimes they don't look like the photo, so their meetings are short lived of course (just like the supposed good looking girls/guys).

And then there's the ones who are on an ego trip. They have no intention of any relationship, but love the guys spending money to send them emails. Big, massive email filing cabinets, all labelled and classified into the type of dope who emailed them.

Mrs Right vs Mr Wrong

If you notice this notice
You'll notice this notice
Is not worth noticing

Mrs Right vs Mr Wrong

What makes someone right or wrong in your eyes?
ie: what are the boxes you check off when interviewing your prospective life partner?

RE: The Movie Critic

A bubby boy, excellent. You'll have to stock up on the blue coloured wool.

Blind Dates

try being more forceful.

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

dacks

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

squeeze

RE: The Movie Critic

what's maturity got to be with being a grandmother?
life's to short to be all serious too quickly, are you going to buy a bulk lot of bubbs clothes online auction for grandchild?

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

sneaky

RE: The Movie Critic

Look within and feel your youth blossom like a new rose bud about to come into full bloom for the right man.

RE: The Movie Critic

You're not that old, well you don't look it.

RE: Random Comments IV

Hah, me & Billy, come on girls, we're nothing like that. Just a couple of knockabout guys having a bit of forum fun.

Blind Dates

You didn't ask them to?

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

Hot

Blind Dates

Sounds exciting.
Don't get your hopes up to high as I did as the deflation effect of unrealized expectations is a crappy feeling.

RE: Random Comments IV

You're not alone Billy, I'm in Wonthaggi on the forums too.
I wonder if the forum folk know we've never actually met.
You could go through a small country town like Wonthaggi all of your life and work in a shop and never bump into one another.
That's like two people who are meant for one another are there in front of each other, but don't even know it. They just pass in the street and miss each other going in the wrong direction or to different social spots a bit like You've Got Mail.

RE: The First Word That Comes to Mind .. Again

Lady, bit of Eulio Glacious

Why are losers so atracted to me?

And the beauty is anyone can do it anytime wnywhere, they just have to ask.
ie: you offer cash for the $1000 telly at Hardly Normal vs 36 months interest free, you'll get a much better deal and if you hold off a little, make them earn your purchase as they want to make sales as much as you want to buy the item.

RE: i hate cats

There was some nusing home in the media last year where the resident cat would choose to curl up on the bed of the person who was going to die next, it knew something nobody else did.

Why are losers so atracted to me?

Well done serene, a woman after my own heart, doing anything Friday night?wink

Why are losers so atracted to me?

I've always ripped people off just like any 2nd hand business does, I make no appology for that.
I've always thought it would make great reality tv following me around the 50 garage sales I do on a Saturday morning and the 2 - 4 markets I go to Sunday morning. My friends cringe when I offer someone the ultra low offers I do make on stall holders items. They say it's already a bargain and I wouldn't even be looking at it if it wasn't, but if I can get it any cheaper, I will try the low offer and 5 times out of 10 I don't even have to go halfway between my offer and their asking price as they just say yes.
2nd hand dealers are a very quirky bunch, we have to deal with the intelectual well to do Mercedes driving Toorak set who do buy 2nd hand to save money unlike the middle class who only buy at full retail prices and then wonder why they never get anywhere with the mortgage or better still never get the money saved up to get a deposit up to afford a home loan.

RE: Actively looking for work

There is nothing there, you would get so bored.
I love Strahan and would live there tomorrow except that my kids are here in Wonthaggi.
Without a car, I'm guessing the transport links to Hobart would be few and far between. ie: major hospitals would be out of the question other than an airlift via chopper.
I've got a lot of competition from your side of Bass Strait with ebay sellers, have you ever considered online selling?
Some of the best sellers take a good income and it is all home based.

Blind Dates

Sounds like no one has a blind dating experience other than Kizzy.
At least I'm getting out there and putting my body on the line.

Why are losers so atracted to me?

I found it I found it.
Don't go onto singles forums, don't do group meetups and deffinately don't choose a battleaxe as you will cut yourself up in two and getting past one is like trying to get into a supermarket chain having a sale on moccasins.

Why are losers so atracted to me?

Seeing as you've chosen to analyse me and go through my old threads and posts for some type of Uni project you may be doing, it's only fair that I analyse you.
Um never married? Why not? No kids? Why not? Maybe you have all the answers but don't seem to have much life experience to be giving me any advice other than how to be a polite single bachelor.

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

is making vanilla slices

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