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Make a story using sond lyrics

Just for fun, add lyrics from songs to the prior persons lyrics


But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

RE: How to get a man to truly open up!

Would you ask a divorced person for advice on how to keep your relationship?
I don't think so.
I'd be asking the people who are still together and who were strong and worked through the tough moments and kept it together.
Same as asking single people here for advice, we're all single so it's all bad advice in my opinion, use your own and go with the flow as only you know what you want.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

So whats the go with city girls & country girls?
Love em' thumbs up
As long as they're decent and not over exposed, they're great.

RE: How to get a man to truly open up!

have a couple of drinks, play some video games and go to the footy with him, if this doesn't work, ask him the big question, but remember this commitment question has made older men run the other direction many times before so be prepared for a bit of running to chase him down and lassoo him, tie his legs up and then go for it, he should open up then.

International vs local

Well I'm off on a hot date, let's have more substance and less BS in the forums tonight, I expect a full run down of what has transpired when I get back.

International vs local

You talking to yourself again Kizzy?

International vs local

sounds like you've already availed yourself of his services, think I'll pass but if you're free to go, then go for it.

International vs local

I do too, low on the fluids now

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Oh well you must have slept around with enough people to be popular around here, I preffer just the one partner, up until then Mrs palmer will do.

International vs local

Going by your put downs and lack of fun, yours is too.

International vs local

Wonthaggi is known as Moe by the coast

International vs local

were you or do you like it when people watch through the shop window?

International vs local

When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'

International vs local

You're just jealous that you can't.

International vs local

Doing the same in my shop, might have to turn the open sign to closed and go up the back room for a minute or maybe 15

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That's not all that's gonna blow

International vs local

mine's thick, but stumpy, falls out easily

International vs local

Sometimes an Asian grown up in a country where the need is to constantly fight for ecconomic survival makes many Australia-Asian partnerships work well where under-achieving Australian men are spurred on to better things by Asian wives.
I've seen this a lot and men who were just employees end up becoming business partners with their new bride and go onto bigger and better lives.

RE: Holidays

I'd been to the North Island of NZ, but have been informed the South Island is much better so I'm planning to go there sometime.
I've also wanted to go on a tax deductible working holiday in the US to fill up a container with books and send it back home to the bookshop. Trip around all of their markets, opp shops and garage sales and keep going back to the container.

RE: why is so hard to find mr right

very truethumbs up

International vs local

We're also well known for our desalination water too.
Just call me salty.

RE: The First Word that comes to mind cont....

weather

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

Loves seeing him in them

RE: Random Comments #366

Trying to get an intervention order on your ex takes forever while you're waiting for the drunks to be processed.
Unbelievable amount of time they waste, some it's like their 15th drink driving offence, intralock device fitted, done for going over limit 5 times while it was on etc, etc...
Do drink drivers ever learn?

Rhyming sentences

We all dubbed him Paul canyon

Smokers vs non smokers

Too true, they're a real drag.

RE: One for the guys...........

If someone doesn't feel right online, they won't feel right in real life.
How do you know, you've never felt me.comfort

RE: why is so hard to find mr right

Could be a peed off ex wife to trying to harm her ex's chances by warning off all of his girlfriends to.

Smokers vs non smokers

nothing better than a reformed smoker.

RE: One for the guys...........

I like honest so I can run the other direction if I don't like what I'm hearing.
I'm sure wome like that in the men they date too rather than find out by chance.

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