You know who you are.... I wont name names, suffice to say, I hired a bus took you all for a few drinks and ye dumped me I woke up on Mon. afternoon in a ditch... No idea where I was so I wandered up the road. I met an old lady and asked her where I was. She said to me..." You are in effin Limerick". I thought to myself that she was quite rude for an older lady and I said so. I asked her was there a bus service and she replied quite indignantly "of course we have an effin bus service". I asked her was it regular and she said of course it was. "The effin bus goes to Cork every Wednesday at 2pm and you can get to anywhere from there". Well seeing as I had no way out for two days I decided to look for accomodation. I went into a wee pub for the cure. Friendly enough people until the bar man said to me " Well how do you like effin, most people cant get enough of it" I said nothing and he carried on talking about a crowd of nuns who come down from Muff every year and just love effin, when he asked me was I familiar with Muff I just decided to leave. Anyway as I left, I saw a signpost and all became clear. I had just visited the parish of Effin in Co. Limerick So to hell with all of you for dumping me
Jeez...you must have been well canned...did you look closely at the Granny with the purple hair??? It was actually a male tv3 celebrity...crap disguise..sure you could see the orange tan a mile away
Listen Tash...get off in Finea..dont blink now...Go into Fitzsimons' pub and we will get you there... Oh...dont drink the draught Bud...stick with the bottles
Yeah Fraya...it's the high pitch that they like. Eh...dont mean to be picky here but Would it be out of order to ask that the men would put the toilet seat down Tasha can I have your swiss army knife... I am on the corona now
saoirse65 Forum Posts (3,338)
Tash is after jumping on the Castlepollard Bingo bus
THANKS FOR DUMPING ME
Okay...what is the big deal about sense?Sanity is not all it is cracked up to be or so I have heard