funny email story/joke going around I have to share if you haven't seen it b/c I found it hilarious:
"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Okay no one seems to be too trilled with ending up with two candidates that few seem to care about. Many don't even want to vote as both seem equaly not suitable to run the US pretty scary I would say. It is like many are still very undecided.
What ever happens in the US, does affect the rest of the world! That is why we stick our nose in eventhough I stay mostly out of it. At times like now, I have an honest question, because I do not understand, but like too.
Could someone explain to me that of all the people living in the US these two candidates are the best it could come up with?
Canada has an election coming up soon, It takes only a few month from the announcement until the election. Why why, does it take sooooo long for the Americans?
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest hest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started..... *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,' Do you know her?' Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started..... ********************************************************************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
Thank you that sounds great I am getting hungry already now. Love espessially the smoked salmon. Yummie! The dip I don't know but will try it for sure. The guya and girls playing the music are praticing now. It is slowly getting together.
I think the men went shopping for dress pants. Yes I have offered my yacht and crew for the party. They will be here. I had given them the weekend off so had to call them back
Well our party does not start that early, so you most likely won't need the sun tan lotion. But hey with so many ladies they will be more than willing to some lotion on your back, like moisterizer? Maybe our belly dancer would do it for you.
Now what are you bringing for food? I will start frying chicken. So far we have only red wine and chicken. So you can bring a miriad of things still.
Good girl not too many are bringing food and or drink yet. Where is that Ship? I had this great vantriloguist for him, Jeff Dunham and his dummy Walter. (Youtube) It just had to be Ship's twin brother.
funny email story/joke going around I have to share if you haven't seen it b/c I found it hilarious:
"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Ahh Steve the sad news is someday you will get to be where I am now. After your twenty one, the time goes three times as fast. I myself find it difficult to believe that I am 71 as I don't feel it that is for sure! I feel young and I can be an old lady some other time! I think around 90 it would start to kick in.
You got it? Someone else came up with that. I think he felt sorry for me. It sounds well... more invigorating don't you think? It took ten years off me, right away. A new step a lighter step. Yeah, I like it!
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We heard you the first time.
Hawaiien salute.....................soooo funny!
Every time I see this I chucle, I just love this one.The innocence of this woman is sooo prizeless.