NEW VIRUS ALERT---- I received this from a very reliable source so I'm sharing it with you.. .

rolling on the floor laughing None of the above to be found with Snopes as true.rolling on the floor laughing

How are you keeping guy, good weekend coming up?wink wink wink

When making love with your partner, did you ever think of someone else?

Too me is it a very big deal, why be with one, is your thinking of someone else?
It means the one you are with, is not the one for you, if you need to spice it up with someone else.

scold scold scold

When making love with your partner, did you ever think of someone else?

Zo gaat het nu eenmaal in het leven jongen.dunno

The curtain rod...............sweet refence?..........Could you have done this?.........

Could you, would you have done this if given the chance.
OMG, I wonder forever if they ever find the problem.?
Who would look into curtain rods eh?



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The curtain rod...............sweet refence?..........Could you have done this?.........

Curtain Rods this is Priceless..


CURTAIN RODS---- This is PRICELESS.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates andsuitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their st inky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to pu rchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU..?

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NEW VIRUS ALERT---- I received this from a very reliable source so I'm sharing it with you.. .

A Halmark card; hmm I don't know if I would open it, but it is
good to pass this on anyway.

dunno

NEW VIRUS ALERT---- I received this from a very reliable source so I'm sharing it with you.. .

NEW VIRUS ALERT---- Ireceived this from a very reliable source so I'm sharing it with you .>>>


VERY IMPORTANT - BIG VIRUS COMING - Disguised as a Hallmark Card



Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are

gearing up for this virus!

I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!

Get this E-mail message sent to your contacts ASAP.


PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND

CONTACTS!


You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open

any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM

HALLMARK,' regardless of who sent it to you.


It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which

'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.


This virus will be received from someone who has your

e-mail address in his/her contact list.


This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all

your contacts It is better to receive this message 25 times

than to receive the virus and open it.


If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even

though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down

your computer immediately.


This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been

classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.


This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is

no repair yet for this kind of virus.


This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard

Disc, where the vital information is kept.

When making love with your partner, did you ever think of someone else?

The problem is; Right now, can't even prove it.
Just you bebe, just you!

cheering

When making love with your partner, did you ever think of someone else?

Wish some of us could be doing more than just talk about it.
Even when I would be doing the same thing again, only focusing on the person I am with.

+flirty

RE: prayer request some times bad things happen

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RE: I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!

Keep those cards and letters coming girl your still on a roll.

dancing dancing dancing

If you guys could see me now!.................

No that was the point I was perfectly happy with my nice Italian boots.
Just felt sorry for her so gave them away.
This was several years ago and only now found a pair to replace them.

dancing dancing dancing

RE: DO YOU BELIVE IN TAROT CARDS?

Let's assume the cards told you that you would go on a trip.
Are you going to start packing?
No, you have to wait and see, well then You KNOW don't you?

angel angel angel

RE: DO YOU BELIVE IN TAROT CARDS?

Any attemp to look into the future is strictly for bidden.
You are fooling around with the occult.
There must be a very good reason for it


Deutoronomy 18-10-13

angel angel angel

If you guys could see me now!.................

Must admit because I could not find another pair for
several years somewhat like those I gave to her,
I did at times regret it.
I used to work with this girl a wonderful person.
Alcohol and bad luck brought her down.


scold scold scold That is meant for me!

If you guys could see me now!.................

I had a pair of made in Italy boots but ended up giving them away
to a woman who was close to becoming homeless.
I could not find another pair like it anywhere.
Until this year and jippee even half price! My style.
Somebody loves me yes he does!

cheering cheering cheering

If you guys could see me now!.................

Lol I was thinking the very same thing.
These boots are made for walking.
Prancing would be more like it!

dancing dancing dancing

RE: prayer request some times bad things happen

How are you doing blackorchid?
Relaxed? we hope so, you are now in His hands.
Just say; Okay Lord have your way with me, I believe I am in good hands with You and remember there are those praying for you.

.angel angel angel

RE: I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!

Girls you can not possible be done now!
We want more!
With bated breath we are waiting.

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If you guys could see me now!.................

Just bough a beautiful pair of leather dress boots.
Brown and oh how snazzy they look!

cheering

RE: DO YOU BELIVE IN TAROT CARDS?

You have mail sweetie angel

Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…

It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

Wisdom begins in wonder.

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.


To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.

Be of use, but don’t be used.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

Sports do not build character. They reveal it

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.


To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Remember that time is money.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Fish and visitors smell in three days.

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

One thing I can give and still keep: my word.

Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.


A smile confuses an approaching frown. ~Author Unknown


People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. ~Lee Mildon


A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller


Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.


The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown


Start every day with a smile and get it over with. ~W.C. Fields


Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs


A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ~Charles Gordy


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator


The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello


A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home. ~Author Unknown


If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ~Andy Rooney


If you smile at someone, they might smile back. ~Author Unknown


Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. ~Author Unknown


Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown


If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. ~Author Unknown


I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown


Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. ~George Eliot


She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket. ~Raymond Chandler


Smiling is infectious,
You can catch it like the flu.
Someone smiled at me today,
And I started smiling too.
~Author Unknown

RE: Newly divorced and completely lost.

The pain is much like grieving a divorse or death.
If there are children she will stay in your life for the sake of the kids.
Yes the best way is too keep busy anyway you can.

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Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

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Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

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God's Jobs
An eight year old wrote this for his third-grade Sunday school teacher, who asked her students to explain God:

One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes these to put in the place of the ones who die so there will be enough people to take care of things here on earth. He doesn't make grownups, he just makes babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to walk and talk. He can just leave that up to the mothers and fathers. I think it works out pretty good.

God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, 'cause some people, like preachers and things, pray other times besides bedtimes, and Grandpa and Grandma pray every time they eat, except for snacks. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio and watch TV on account of this. 'Cause God hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears unless he has thought of a way to turn it down.

God sees and hears everything and is everywhere, which keeps him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time asking for things that aren't important, or go over parents' heads and ask for something they said you couldn't have. It doesn't work anyway.

(From A Third Serving of Chicken Soup for the Soul, by Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. Published by Health Communications, Deerfield Beach, Florida. To order, call 1-800-441-5569)





The Secrets of Heaven and Hell
The old monk sat by the side of the road. With his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his hands folded in his lap, he sat. In deep meditation he sat.

Suddenly his zazen was interrupted by the harsh and demanding voice of a samurai warrior. "Old man! Teach me about heaven and hell!"

At first, as though he had not heard, there was no perceptible response from the monk. But gradually he began to open his eyes, the faintest hint of a smile playing around the corners of his mouth as the samurai stood there, waiting impatiently, growing more and more agitated with each passing second.

"You wish to know the secrets of heaven and hell?" replied the monk at last. "You who are so unkempt. You whose hands and feet are covered with dirt. You whose hair is uncombed, whose breath is foul, whose sword is all rusty and neglected. You who are ugly and whose mother dresses you funny. You would ask me of heaven and hell?"

The samurai uttered a vile curse. He drew his sword and raised it high over his head. His face turned to crimson, and the veins of his neck stood out in bold relief as he prepared to sever the monk's head from its shoulders.

"That is hell," said the old monk gently, just as the sword began its descent.

In that fraction of a second, the samurai was overcome with amazement, awe, compassion and love for this gentle being who had dared to risk his very life to give him such a teaching. He stopped his sword in mid-flight and his eyes filled with grateful tears.

"And that," said the monk, "is heaven."

Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

Relationships



I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one. ~Henry Ward Beecher


Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. ~Mark Twain


Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. ~Marlene Dietrich


It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. ~Grace Hopper


The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. ~Mahatma Gandhi


To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. ~Lewis B. Smedes, "Forgiveness - The Power to Change the Past," Christianity Today, 7 January 1983 (Thanks, Donna)


Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. ~William Arthur Ward


Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~Paul Boese


You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. ~Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911


It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. ~William Blake, Jerusalem


Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge. ~Isaac Friedmann


Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself. ~Harriet Nelson


He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. ~George Herbert


There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. ~Sydney Harris


angel angel angel

Want to add wise sayings...........Ouotes etc?.............

Very nice HL

"If everyone lights just one little candle, what a bright world it would be"

angel

RE: New boots

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